Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Dear Max,

Pooh’s whatever of Little Mermaid II is no longer the most viewed adventure. Now it’s Pooh’s Adventure of Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire. It’s the first to take in a million views! Sadly, parts 1 & 9 are blocked on copyright grounds. Here’s the first we can get at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XGgIyHsPrg

Please examine!

http://vimeo.com/49956417

Featuring the world's craziest couple, Jenna (Clifford the Big Red Dog) and Little Godzilla

Dookbag here. Sometime after I posted the “Hewylewis… y u tink dis is good?” post in which I, under the alias of the Tumblr, expressed feelings about Logan’s recent stints into “Adventues of” crossovers. We’ve gotten responses from Sam Flemming and Logan himself. He corrected us on the reason of him leaving Fantasy Movie Memories saying it was just not feeling like working on the series anymore. It did not have anything to do with Logan’s series episode delays and constant schedule shifting as a result of his side projects, namely the fan-fictions and now crossovers. So I do have to apologize on bringing you into the argument and just assuming that this all had a connection.

I will point out however that he also said he has nothing against what Logan does and dosen’t care as long as he dosen’t get involved in it. The response post came after one where he found an “Adventures of Kingdom Hearts” fan-art, featuring the ponies, Logan’s ‘Kingdom Hearts III’ character of himself, and Sam’s GMod series persona. In that post he called the “-insert character here- Adventures of” fanbase “the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created.” So wouldn’t you have at least something to say about Logan supporting something you hate? 

Logan responded through the poster of his Secret of NIMH crossover involving Popeye the Sailor of all characters. He says he hates “amateur” crossovers but does like Lionheart Fantasy Films’ crossovers and would like to join the team if he was offered. If you look at Benny the Beast's demo reel, his children’s book with his criminally familiar 'not Disney’ art style, and even in some of the videos he and his team did, you can see he was possibly trained to be an aspiring animator but still has years of work ahead of him in order to be what he dreams his art is. In other words, all these people you admire are amateurs themselves.

And why would you want to join? You have expressed as to why, but Benny and his team practically have the threshold of the mad “Adventures of” crossover community. They’re subscribed and friends with almost everyone who has made a 'sproof’, 'adventure’, 'parody’, and whatever form of unintentional embarrassment you can think of. So many of the “amateurs” have made tribute fan art, pictures, and videos for Lionheart Fantasy. They’ve practically been encouraged to do this crap! And LIKE IT to the point of insisting that their crossovers are should not tackle adult movies and think they are intended for kids. The real target audience, and they don’t know it, is themselves.

The adults who like and make a story in which furries and characters from El Arca witness the sinking of the Titanic, get dragged underwater with the ship, and find themselves in Atlantica starting a crossover of The Little Mermaid. Even a few of your own fans have expressed how dumb this all is. And I’ll be the first to say, someone who’s honestly in different about what he does, that his work (written or filmed) feels like its been quickly done to get the next project in mind. Knowing from doing his title cards, weeks or a month would pass after the movie would come out and then suddenly Logan begins working on the review and wants a card by the end of the week. Guess that’s how he talks rather quickly in his series.

So yeah, having two video series and a DeviantArt of fan-fiction dosen’t mean you can’t multi-task with them. But the time that is being used isn’t rife with problems you’ll be called out on it for…. wait a minute, I created these two and I’m telling you all this?! Something’s up with me. I know it.

http://h1ghlander360.tumblr.com/post/38696999729/dis-is-leik-teh-bezt-poohs-motha-focking

This whole thing is a joke. 

Merry Christmas, kids. The Douchebag (or The Dookbag) here. Days ago I shared a Trainboy54 (Jon)-edited episode of Phineas and Ferb where he showed the incredible ability to make two versions of himself be in two places at the same time. Of course if you remember, his second identity was a Thomas re-color that crapped in a toy store. So after a short time span and in a waste of it, I decided to give you all the Christmas gift of scorning the dreams of a sad individual from New Jersey. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 60: “Out to Launch”

He posted this 60th episode a day after he posted the 59th. So I have to suppose he does these episodes every day during holidays. I wonder what will happen once he runs out of episodes and if the Phineas and Ferb series ends in a short time soon. Will he make MS Paint train adventures? Will he choose another series to ruin? Or will his parents actually make him nut the fuck up and do something else?

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