Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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I’m not gonna lie. I think I might wanna retire from riffing on Pooh’s Adventures. I mean, after the last Pooh’s Adventures, I think I seen it all. Yeah. New ones are coming out of the woodwork, but really, they’re just different paints on the same fence. It’s like if you watched five Let’s Plays of Slender, and then your best friend decides to show you another one. You tell him you’re tired of watching the same game being played but with different voices, but he tries to reason you to watch it by saying that “it comes with a reaction cam!”
The Let’s Play analogy is probably the cleverest thing I can come up with when presenting Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, since that’s exactly what I think of when I see this: a Let’s Play. The kind you’d see riffed by Retsupurae or Chip Cheezum. Yeah. That kind. Now, I am aware that there have been Pooh’s Adventures of video games before, but what I mean by this is that… well…
This is all captured on a camcorder. This is what I was trying to point out with the let’s play analogy. It feels like a camcorder LP. It feels so camcorder-like, that I was considering prefacing this with “this tape was found in the woods next to a bloody severed hand. What you’re about to see is real footage”. From what I initially seen in this… Well… Yeah. It’s probably gonna mess my mind up more than the Blair Witch Project if it was written by Stanley Kubrick and directed by Hideaki Anno! So, shall we begin?
Y'know those parody posters with a ludicrous amount of characters meant to satirize the amount Pooh’s Adventures uses? They actually made a legit one!
I wouldn’t be surprised that, if in an alternate universe, we’d refer to Pooh’s Adventures as “Bowser’s Adventures”, dealing with the adventures of Bowser and his friends as they try to earn a bad ending for every single movie they come across (think Villain’s Revenge) and that the villain isn’t Pooh.
But instead…
Christopher.
Freaking.
Robin.
“Here I come, King of Koopas! Do you have enough bats in stock?”
Wouldn’t that be awesome?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnRMEcmWf7U So I found this and it’s not Pooh’s Adventures but still reminds me of this blog
{sigh} Sonic. I remember when you were cool. When you ran at the speed of light. When you rocked out on your guitar. When you fought the robots together with your brother and sister… Wait. FUCK! My memories of Sonic were just as bad back then as they were now! But seriously, I doubt I’m a huge fan in Sonic. The fan base has a lot of bad reputation from rabid fans who think voice acting is better than game play to tons of Deviantart entries where a Sonic with orange shoes can be considered “original” on the basis that Shadow was a black Sonic despite having tons of differences beyond that.
Point is, I think I hate Sonic. If not for the piss poor handling of some of the games (even when they made a good Sonic game, expect them to fall flat in the side games) then it’d be because of the rabid fan boys and their cyclic hatred of Sonic. And if the fan boys feel generous to Sonic or Sega finally puts out a good game, then I can just point to an issue of Sonichu or an episode of Bloodshot the Hedgehog, or if I have to point out official Sonic fan fiction, Sonic X.
Though then again, I’m stuck in the past two years as that stuff hasn’t seem to pop up every now and then. It’s either because the fans have quieted down and realized that bitching at the eye colors doesn’t make the game play any better, or, and I won’t be surprised if this is the case, no one is pulling off infamous acts to add fuel to this fire.
But, my rant on Sonic as a whole will have to wait, because right now, we’re going back to before Sonic made the jump to 3D. To the days where the only time Sonic had a dark story was when he was a cartoon or drawn by Archie Comics. Today, we’re looking at the Sonic movie, in which they actually manage to be more batshit insane than the AOSTH version. And that’s saying a lot for the show that has Robotnik say penis.
Much like how Snively was at the end of the SATAM series, Sonic isn’t alone. Instead of Mecha Sonic, Knuckles, or Ixis Naugas, he is accompanied by Pooh Bear. This can only end well people. The only good news I bring is that it’s written by BowserMovies1989, whose Adventures are actually my first, and I know the roster pretty well. At least it’s not going to be a handful. Well, it will be, but not like Nemo and the Wolf. We did five paragraphs bitching about Sonic, so let’s dive right in!
I know this is supposed to be a Pooh’s Adventures version of the ABC Family drama Switched at Birth, with cameos from a Nickelodeon sitcom, but just listen to that title. Winnie the Pooh Gets Switched at Birth.Winnie the Pooh Gets Switched at Birth is a crossover TV series to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the near future.
Trivia
- Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Gary the Snail, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, Zazu, Iago, Sebastian, the Vultures, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Tori Vega, Cat Valentine, Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, Andre Harris, Jade West, Rex (puppet), Trina Vega, Danny, Sawyer, Kuzco, Kronk, Pacha, Bucky, Woody Woodpecker, Ttark, The Smurfs, The Fraggles, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Hubie, Rocko, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, Stefano, Marlene, Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, Dragon, Gingy, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus the Naked Mole Rat, The Magic School Bus gang, the Kids Next Door, The Chipmunks, The Chipettes, Chanticleer, Terk, and Tantor will guest star in this TV show.
- Kanga, Roo, Lumpy, Darby, Buster, and Owl will join Pooh and his friends in this show.
