Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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So, I expressed an interest in Pooh’s Adventures Fanfiction on the Heck No Pooh’s Adventures tumblr, and someone by the name of atalonbyanyothername sent me a link to one of the fanfics. And so, I decided to read.
IT’S READIN’ TIME!
So we have this giant ass cast list full of people. I doubt that this is allowed on Fanfiction.net, but it seems it’s there, clear as crystal. SKIP.
And… Oh my… He actually wrote in a Pooh’s Adventures intro. You know, something like this? SKIP.
We actually start off with Pooh, to my surprise, not setting up a play or in the desert. So already, this author got a point for effort. The only difference is that it starts out with a very similar plot to that one Pooh story where he gets stuck in Rabbit’s hole. That was actually my favorite Pooh story.
Anyways, Christopher Robin pops by, and the narration explains to us that Christopher Robin is a badass who fights Heartless and that a long [BLANK] ago, he… pretty much stole Peter Pan’s story by severing Fat Cat’s hand and feeding it to… A T-REX? Okay, that’s pretty crazy awesome. If only we had seen it. Meh, I’m pretty sure this guy wrote the story and that I just need to be linked to it. Oh, and Jane Darling is his boyfriend.
And so they have dinner with Dora the Explorer, her pet monkey Boots, a few OCs, Pierre, who can change from a 12-year old boy to a 14-year old girl… Wait, that last bit was an error? Uh… Okay then.
Oh, and Japanese Puss in Boots. Wonder if he serves pizza as a samurai…
I can pull off a bad Rafiki impersonation too, but at least with more charisma than whoever Benny hired.
Lotso is Pooh’s evil half-cousin…
Huh… You’d think they’d make Lotso his dad or something considering his age…
I’m actually surprised that there’s Pooh’s Adventures fan fiction in written prose. You’d think they’d only stick to video format.
This actually interests me to know if they’re better or worse…
It goes to show that the Lionheart Fantasy fans and the people responsible for this group are pansies. Also, did Logan after The Forbidden Douchebag stopped doing Hewy cards just intentionally begin to show his true colors?!
With all this talk of Thomas the Tank Engine as of late, I figured of showing you guys this.
“Benny, Leo, Johnny, and Rae Meet Captain EO”
A Crossover Script/FanFiction story
Written by Logan “Hewylewis” Ridenbaugh and Bryce “The Wrestlemaniac” Kanyon
The Fantasy Adventure Team join Captain EO and his ragtag crew of space cadets on a mission to deliver a gift to a wicked alien queen, the Supreme Leader, on her home world of rotting, twisted metal and steaming vents.
Reader’s warning: the final scene in this script which leads to the next film-ruining adventure will leave you as pissed looking as after the kid in Looper fell down the stairs.