Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:17 If I was watching the Pooh version, I’d expect annoying callbacks to Pooh’s Adventures of Avatar.
• 1:29 There are too many spelling mistakes for me to mention, but I can’t believe he misspelled “Roger”.
• 1:37 And each one of them died.
• 2:16 Desperation.
• 3:16 I agree, Thomas, I agree.
• 3:21 You’re saying trains don’t talk on freaking Sodor?
• 4:13 Bingo!
• 4:39 There’s also a paw on your team, you know.
• 5:05 By “Help” he means “follow without reason”.
• 6:02 Damn, for a second there I thought I had something to make fun of.
• 6:48 Forced “what” montage.
• 7:14 Bingo.
• 8:11 You could do montages for whats and gasps, yet no cheering montage?
• 8:21 The line robbery is so obvious here.
• 9:38 Of course she’s not lost when there are a dozen guest stars joining her.
• 9:51 That’s Ferdinand’s line!
• 9:56 How many more instances of “That’s right” are we going to get in this thing?
• 10:00 My thoughts on every other one of these videos.
• 10:28 That coming from the primary antagonist of The Fox and the Hound.
• 10:30 This only applies to Disney, Sodor and Equestria.
• 12:33 Except that in the real thing, they aren’t.

• 0:17 Did Thomas ever bother to tell Little….Tracy how weird she looked?
• 0:33 So there’s three rails, according to this animation. In the real animation, we could only see one. What’s the point of this again?
• 1:05 A single road!
• 1:19 A rare example of not splicing footage in the proper order.
• 1:24 Another bit of footage seen in that god damn Transformers video.
• 2:03 Yet another, which is badly timed.
• 2:11 Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
• 3:05 As long as he doesn’t shoot anyone.
• 3:31 Speaking of tracks existing…
• 4:07 See what I said about the ponies actually fitting in?
• 4:23 If the guy who made this was any wittier, he’d include a brony joke.
• 5:08 Accent continuity error.
• 5:18 Weren’t you next to Littracy?
• 5:29 So how did you go up and down the stairs, swim underwater, fit into a supermarket and climb up to the top of a freaking building?!
• 6:36 Not that it’s a big deal in your case…
• 7:36 Liar.
• 7:49 That’s kind of new, unless it already happened in a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventure…
• 9:03 According to the video, that is.

• 0:03 Surprisingly short “What” montage. And believe me, there will be gasping montages, as I came to expect twice later on in the film.
• 0:09 [link]
• 1:06 What’s that? What the hell do you think it is? You already have one on your team.
• 1:23 The first person ever to be concerned by talking trains.
• 1:32 Oh, how I wish more Thomas+Twilight videos were like this.
• 1:50 And they weren’t as concerned to see that Fox and the Hound guy.
• 2:25 (see 0:03)
• 2:51 But she met a real man. Does that count?
• 3:56 Well, that’s something to add to a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures Bingo. And besides, isn’t all the Thomas footage supposed to be American? Look harder, Britisher.
• 4:12 Hey, you said it in the first place.
• 4:17 THEY JUST DON’T CARE.
• 4:50 (see 3:56)
• 5:27 I just realised - Amos Slade wasn’t this nice!
• 6:42 [link]
• 6:50 Wouldn’t Horizontal Flip be enough?
• 8:24 Because it’s that video.
• 8:40 Wasn’t Amos Slade supposed to be talking to Richard in some way?

(NOTE: Because ZippCast’s embedded players autoplay, click the link to watch it)

Yesterday night I tried to watch a clip of Kermit the Frog on Saturday Night Live, but Hulu wouldn’t let me. So I came across a Chrome extension called Media Hunt, which allows me to watch videos not only on Hulu, but the US Netflix. And a good move it was, because I could prepare myself for that episode of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures where MikuMikuDance ponies help out Thomas and friends for a lengthy 25 minutes. Long before that, I discovered that any Pooh’s Adventures creators who had their videos deleted from Vimeo have migrated to ZippCast, a clone of YouTube when it looked good. So now that I’ve watched the original movie, and rediscovered the most boring scene in Pooh’s Adventures history, let’s stop with the promotion and get this over with. Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 1.

• 0:02 Again with the Disney logo, despite the only Disney-related thing in this being footage from The Fox and the Hound!
• 0:46 Seriously?!
• 2:30 More forced than subtle.
• 2:59 “Sparkel’s”
• 3:10 Tony was responsible for the new names of these trains. I understand where they’re going to put the story into the world of Thomas, but that means extra subtitling.
• 4:09 They had to name him after his voice actor. Creativity. *sarcastic clapping*
• 4:36 Here comes trouble.
• 8:15 Well, it’s official - first we had gasping, screaming, laughing and “What” montages, but we also have the train whistling montage.
• 8:39 Well, at least this is one video where the characters actually make sense to be here. Even the ponies!
• 8:40 He just called her by her real name. Derp!
• 8:41 Well, at least this isn’t the most stretched out scene in the video.
• 9:20 Speak of the devil, it lasted 40 seconds.
• 9:29 
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• 9:31 Nice to meet a human being? Better keep him secure from all the people concerned about having a real human being in their world.
• 9:38 Comalong? Is that supposed to be a word at all?
• 9:40 Until that long sequence appears, this could be the Shawshank Redemption of the Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures series.
• 15:13 I can also give them credit for making Thomas’ accent fit with the world of Lit- I mean, Tracy.
• 15:20 Both of them look like they’ve been hit by a train.