Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:31 So he’s in love with a ballerina AND a unicorn?
• 2:16 And it lowers your graphics.
• 3:04 Tracy’s not a boy.
• 3:54 No, she can’t.
• 4:19 Miracle? She got pushed up! That completely butchers her character!
• 5:43 One thing I’ve always wondered - where exactly are these trains and how can they hear what’s being said?
• 6:27 Starlight Express? Uh, subtle?
• 8:40 How can Amos even be his uncle? He’s hand-drawn!
• 8:46 Didn’t the tracks just disappear?
• 9:00 [link]
• 12:06 You could say “Where did you ALL come from”, and the writing would be a tad better.
• 13:38 You killjoys.
• 13:55 Way to break the fourth wall.
• 13:57 No, she couldn’t. She couldn’t do it without her “friends”.
• 14:02 [link]
• 14:12 In terms of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures.
• 16:41 Typical.
• 18:37 Good lord, another adventure video that has some relation to Titanic.

• Unfitting: 
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• Flawed train logic: 
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Overall: 3/5

0.4/10. Though this is actually far from the worst of the Thomas+Twilight adventures, there are still flaws by the dozen. The positive bits are the shots and character developments that actually fit, explanation for train logic and the fact that someone actually used 3D software, but the biggest problems with this video are that Little Engine’s character is ruined by having a bunch of other cartoon trains shoving her up, the repetition, the confusion over who it’s targeting, the whole uncle business, the abysmal English, the change that gives certain dialogue questions they don’t need and the lack of consideration over the length of the video, as shown in that 24 minute animation. It ain’t T+TS’s Adventures of Father Christmas, Who Killed Who or Transformers, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.

FERDINAND: That’s right!

Shut up, Ferdinand.

• 0:02 The only model I know that isn’t spot-on is Cerberus.
• 2:13 Half an hour of time was already lost.
• 3:08 Of all the times he could’ve cheered…
• 3:28 Not only has Thomas’ accent changed, but his voice too. Why?
• 3:53 Says the type of character that’s been derailed many times before.
• 4:37 Even if Thomas was just crashing into a rock, this still ruins Little Engine’s character. I mean Tracy’s.
• 5:28 Where did that wire fence even come from?
• 6:49 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. And this is coming from the mouth of a guy who turned a crappy Team Fortress 2 Applejack mod into a killing machine.
• 7:10 What’s with the voice changes?
• 7:18 (see 9:51, part 4)
• 7:54 Um, they’re called My LITTLE Pony for a reason.
• 8:46 How whould she know what a Draconequus is?
• 9:07 Whistling montage.
• 9:48 Woah, what the
• 10:17 He’s still alive because it bounced off of him.
• 10:34 She isn’t dead? She got shot! Unless that is supposed to be Daffy Duck logic, it surely ain’t fair!
• 11:37 The Battlefield? Oh, please.
• 12:16 He’s sending dogs to catch a bloody train.
• 12:20 “What are you think you’re doing”
• 12:34 This music made more sense in the Transformers video!
• 12:38 But that is sacrifice!
• 13:13 A certain amount of these trains are going to kill themselves crashing into Cerberus!
• 13:40 The most epic CG battle since [link].
• 14:04 Now what kind of good is that going to do?!
• 14:18 Nope, still dull, especially with the lack of sound effects. Who are these videos supposed to be targeting?
• 14:34 Spoiler alert.
• 15:10 You know, you could just cause chaos and prove successful.
• 15:36 What a bad use of a Frollo quote. 20 years?
• 16:02 What an absolute sissy.
• 16:30 Make sense the say you can’t believe it. Most of the time you do nothing.
• 16:54 Even though it was never meant to be.
• 17:15 Push her the hell up?

And now, my friends, the longest, most boring scene ever to happen in a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. It’s two minutes longer than your average episode of Friendship is Magic, and far longer than any other part in the entire video. It also stretches the original film from 81 minutes to a measly 149 minutes, when without it it would have been 124 and a half minutes. Yes, this video is that long, so I leave you no choice to buckle up. It’s going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.

• 0:00 I appreciate Tony’s modelling and MMD skills, but why would he waste such talent on this? And why didn’t he rewrite any flawed English?
• 0:13 That’s supposed to be the sound of hooves?
• 0:49 I mean really. That is a damn well done replica of CabooPatrick WarburJust Patrick.
• 0:51 But it’s all so boring and not even the subtitles or the ponies’ lack of facial animation are doing it any justice!
• 1:27 Well, at least even though the ponies are too weak even to do that, they did something thanks to MikuMikuDance.
• 1:52 THERE ARE 22 MINUTES LEFT OF THIS.
• 1:54 Odd when someone has such poor grammar and yet they get “you’re” right.
• 2:52 Or maybe not.
• 2:56 I swear to God, there are 21 minutes left of this. We should get the damn point already.
• 4:13 Rarity was using unicorn magic, and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helped out, yet you’re only giving Dash the credit?
• 5:09 Run, and this video would be much shorter!
• 5:44 How out of character. He’s supposed to say “That’s right!”
• 6:24 But where’s Twilight Sparkle? I thought this was her adventure!
• 7:17 As illogical as this is, even for a cartoon, I hope this is why those trains are such improbable travelers.
• 8:02 Clip-clopping really doesn’t work that way, especially on snow.
• 10:07 Oh, if only this was made when Twilight became an alicorn. That way she would have so much more.
• 10:25 Twilight Sparkle is practically a tortoise.
• 10:51 This Tonygoldwing guy seems to be very fond of that word.
• 11:59 Easy with the vocabulary, Goldwing.
• 13:23 Pinkie Pie’s more energetic than this.
• 13:45 See? If she just bounced her way along, this would be a bit shorter!
• 14:31 No, not slow! Fast! FAST!
• 15:14 FAAAAST!!!!!
• 19:30 Zzzz-wha? Huh? Oh, it’s still going. *sleeps*
• 23:49 *wakes up again* Finally. It’s over. It’s all over.
• 23:53 Exciting? It lasted 24 minutes when it could’ve been much shorter with better pacing!
• 23:58 The best? Better than saving Canterlot, Ponyville and the Crystal Empire?

• 2:51 What, wasn’t there any room for the ponies?
• 3:19 Someone who appeared on Netflix with the help of A Talking Cat.
• 3:55 Bowser isn’t even here!
• 4:05 *drinks*
• 4:13 Wasn’t he already part of the team?
• 4:15 Oh.
• 4:40 You said it.
• 4:52 *drinks*
• 6:21 (see 9:51, part 4)
• 6:50 Guest stars ruining an actual character’s thinking? Bingo!
• 7:12 Bingo again.
• 7:17 Bingo all over.
• 8:23 Call Princess Celestia, why don’t you?
• 8:38 This ain’t Pooh’s Adventures, and yet we still get this.
• 9:13 Brace yourselves, followers…
• 9:33 RABID BRONY: AA DERPY APPEAR TWICE AAADG{U it,g opwat6o[98wt ed
• 9:51 At least she actually did something for once.
• 10:28 At last. Remember that one mistake from the Father Christmas video? Well, here it is again!

• 2:11 This shot makes me think how much better the rest of these videos would be if there were talking cars instead of talking trains. Not that they’ll be good or anything.
• 3:17 Oh, come on. That scene was worthy of a gasping montage! What a rip-off.
• 3:35 Yes you can. You’re crossover adventurers.
• 3:54 What are all of you doing up this time of night?
• 3:59 “You” can mean “you and your friends”, you know.
• 4:06 You know what? I’ve Bingo’d too many times at this. Turn it into drinking game.
• 4:51 (see 3:59)
• 5:19 No room indeed.
• 5:59 *bangs his head on the wall repeatedly* Sure Richard Rich was involved in both films, but this guy’s from Disneyland!
• 6:51 The fact that Amos Slade is Richard’s uncle despite his age and saying that he comes from Disney?
• 8:14 *insert subtitle saying “You know him?” here*
• 8:42 Another villain. (see 9:09)
• 9:09 Of chourse, fucking of chourse.
• 9:15 A subverted introduction scene.
• 9:57 Grand nephew. It would at least make more sense to say that.
• 10:12 “Nightmare Moon seemed to be a clone of Princess Luna.” Desperation…
• 10:21 When he was really just talking about taking over a galaxy.
• 10:37 The one who’s now a good guy!
• 10:48 That’s right, Tony.
• 11:15 SPOILERS: It’s Queen Chrysalis.
• 11:21 Derp! Somehow when I watch these videos, I believe that the toons themselves are changelings.
• 11:59 Woah, even Discord’s accent has changed.
• 12:20 Somebody would’ve broken out by now.
• 13:11 Well, well, well. Another Netflix-related cameo.
• 13:20 And another one bites the dust.
• 13:32 The Queen’s got a gun!
• 13:35 Or maybe not, but we ain’t fooled.
• 14:28 Shooting a train? You dumbass.

• 0:04 See why it makes more sense to leave her alone?
• 0:30 Was that really necessary? Another part ruined, even if the movie is mediocre.
• 0:43 “We'de” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:03 [link] Look who’s talking!
• 4:37 Strange. Usually I would hear “Oh me, oh my, that’s right”.
• 4:55 Because they’re big. [link]
• 5:04 A “what” AND gasping montage?
• 5:10 They’re……actually helping?
• 5:26 Cross the bride?
• 6:16 Well, that scene was actually pretty good for a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. A subtle scene. I’m impressed. *slight sarcasm*
• 7:12 So this means Thomas is practically lighter than Little EngTracy?
• 9:10 That pun was already used.
• 12:05 This coming from a video series that defies all possible logic.
• 10:28 It’s a god damn bridge, not a bride.
• 12:14 Well, talking so much isn’t going to make it any sunnier, isn’t it?
• 12:33 I hope to God this explains everything.
• 13:38 “Conteniu” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.