Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:31 So he’s in love with a ballerina AND a unicorn?
• 2:16 And it lowers your graphics.
• 3:04 Tracy’s not a boy.
• 3:54 No, she can’t.
• 4:19 Miracle? She got pushed up! That completely butchers her character!
• 5:43 One thing I’ve always wondered - where exactly are these trains and how can they hear what’s being said?
• 6:27 Starlight Express? Uh, subtle?
• 8:40 How can Amos even be his uncle? He’s hand-drawn!
• 8:46 Didn’t the tracks just disappear?
• 9:00 [link]
• 12:06 You could say “Where did you ALL come from”, and the writing would be a tad better.
• 13:38 You killjoys.
• 13:55 Way to break the fourth wall.
• 13:57 No, she couldn’t. She couldn’t do it without her “friends”.
• 14:02 [link]
• 14:12 In terms of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures.
• 16:41 Typical.
• 18:37 Good lord, another adventure video that has some relation to Titanic.

• Unfitting: 
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• Flawed train logic: 
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Overall: 3/5

0.4/10. Though this is actually far from the worst of the Thomas+Twilight adventures, there are still flaws by the dozen. The positive bits are the shots and character developments that actually fit, explanation for train logic and the fact that someone actually used 3D software, but the biggest problems with this video are that Little Engine’s character is ruined by having a bunch of other cartoon trains shoving her up, the repetition, the confusion over who it’s targeting, the whole uncle business, the abysmal English, the change that gives certain dialogue questions they don’t need and the lack of consideration over the length of the video, as shown in that 24 minute animation. It ain’t T+TS’s Adventures of Father Christmas, Who Killed Who or Transformers, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.

FERDINAND: That’s right!

Shut up, Ferdinand.

• 0:02 The only model I know that isn’t spot-on is Cerberus.
• 2:13 Half an hour of time was already lost.
• 3:08 Of all the times he could’ve cheered…
• 3:28 Not only has Thomas’ accent changed, but his voice too. Why?
• 3:53 Says the type of character that’s been derailed many times before.
• 4:37 Even if Thomas was just crashing into a rock, this still ruins Little Engine’s character. I mean Tracy’s.
• 5:28 Where did that wire fence even come from?
• 6:49 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. And this is coming from the mouth of a guy who turned a crappy Team Fortress 2 Applejack mod into a killing machine.
• 7:10 What’s with the voice changes?
• 7:18 (see 9:51, part 4)
• 7:54 Um, they’re called My LITTLE Pony for a reason.
• 8:46 How whould she know what a Draconequus is?
• 9:07 Whistling montage.
• 9:48 Woah, what the
• 10:17 He’s still alive because it bounced off of him.
• 10:34 She isn’t dead? She got shot! Unless that is supposed to be Daffy Duck logic, it surely ain’t fair!
• 11:37 The Battlefield? Oh, please.
• 12:16 He’s sending dogs to catch a bloody train.
• 12:20 “What are you think you’re doing”
• 12:34 This music made more sense in the Transformers video!
• 12:38 But that is sacrifice!
• 13:13 A certain amount of these trains are going to kill themselves crashing into Cerberus!
• 13:40 The most epic CG battle since [link].
• 14:04 Now what kind of good is that going to do?!
• 14:18 Nope, still dull, especially with the lack of sound effects. Who are these videos supposed to be targeting?
• 14:34 Spoiler alert.
• 15:10 You know, you could just cause chaos and prove successful.
• 15:36 What a bad use of a Frollo quote. 20 years?
• 16:02 What an absolute sissy.
• 16:30 Make sense the say you can’t believe it. Most of the time you do nothing.
• 16:54 Even though it was never meant to be.
• 17:15 Push her the hell up?