Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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amothyst submitted:

Winnie X Teletubby

Winnie and Po walked into the dark bedroom. Po switched on the lights. Po pushed Winnie onto the bed and they began to kiss. Po’s furry tounge licked every part of winnie’s mouth. Po pulled off winnie’s red t-shirt and flung it away. Po gently grabbed winnie’s big muscle and inserted into her. Po began to thrust against Winnie, Winnie joined in thrusting so both bodies moved as one. “you have an ever so big belly” said Po. Po rubbed winnie’s belly and then began to slowly lick every last inch of winnie’s fluffy skin. “can I try something” asked Winnie. “sure” replied Po. Winnie placed his penis into po’s ear, Winnie began to thrust forwards and backwards Into Po’s ear. He orgasmed and his tricky nectar squirted out onto Po’s eardrum. “I can’t fucking hear anything” shouted Po. “sorry, I didn’t know this would happen” replied winnie. Winnie tried to grab Po’s arm. “don’t fucking touch me, you fucking fat retard” exclaimed Po. Winnie ran out the room crying.

I need a shower.