Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 1:22 *eyebrow rises*
• 4:13 Nonsensical scripting ahoy!
• 7:31 Pooh and his friends wouldn’t get used to this that easily.
• 9:36 Even longer than planned with you guys around.

You know, Pooh and his friends have such little screen time so far, I was expecting something newer. Something worse.

• 0:05 I dunno… Don’t start that again?
• 1:05 And there’s your first bit of evidence that Pooh and some cartoon vultures have just stumbled into a purely 15-rated adventure.
• 1:46 It’s Disney’s first ever feature film for adults only!
• 4:32 WHAT IS KANGA DOING THERE
• 4:38 WHAT IS MOWGLI DOING THERE

And here’s the part where Winnie the Pooh and his friends finally die.

• 1:40 Hopefully this will mean no more adventures, right? Ri- Hmm. Maybe this could explain the whole logic of these vi- Forget it. It already happened like this.
• 2:48 Already a reason why they shouldn’t be here. These guys just died, for Pete’s sake.
• 3:42 Implying you ever did have reflections.
• 3:54 Coincidentally, Pooh doesn’t look too lively in this shot.
• 7:36 POOH DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Boo! Hiss!

Yes, those sounds are exactly what you think they are and more. It’s Halloween! So here’s a terrifyingly bad idea for a Disney crossover, and old one from the looks of it - the original Beetlejuice. There’s also adventures through Hocus Pocus and The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy, but those two are Disney themselves. This is Tim Burton going wild at Geffen.

Where I come from, Beetlejuice is classified 15, a more strict rating than PG. This is not just because the film has swearing that will quite obviously be replaced by tamer captions, but because of the gory images throughout. How will Daniel Esposito cope? Let’s find out, shall we? *evil cackling followed by a fit of coughing and wheezing* Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice.

• 0:23 Eh, it’s at least nice to see the whole thing rather than just one word.
• 1:30 Of course there would be Pok– Oh, okay. At least this is old.
• 1:54 Heh, couldn’t even find his own MSWMM file.
• 4:39 So the vultures are already with them? Well, that saves us from an introduction scene. For now. Oh heck, why should I complain? There’s very little guest stars here.
• 5:08 Yeah. Why ARE you here for?
• 5:12 …nothing. Because that’s what he always does.
• 6:42 Not for another seven months, to be honest.
• 10:02 Notice how throughout those few minutes, Adam and Barbara were completely ignorant of their new roommates?

But as the blimp falls down, Trixie kicks Twilight over the side, and as the unicorn hangs on for dear life, Trixie then picks up a metal pole and is determined to terminate Twilight for good. But then Willy fires a harpoon into her tail which pins her to the blimp. Then our heroes draw fire at the blimp, in which it blows up. Killing Trixie.

These damn bronies just don’t get it.