Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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Logan and the Secret of NIMH
Written by Logan “Hewylewis” Ridenbaugh and Bryce “The Wrestlemaniac” Kanyon
Dear Logan
I get why you keep doing these crossovers as written documents rather than fully produced videos. Cause if you did do that, people would have called you out on them and considered watching them and what you did a waste of precious time. But regardless, doing these crossover fanfics and “so original plz don’t criticize” gender-swapped Beauty and the Beast story have taken effort away from what you could have been giving to what your fans want to see, including the Hewy’s Animated Reviews and Fantasy Movie Memories series.
In fact, spending all this time doing your indulgent, self-destroying passion projects is actually making your collaborators patiently wait for episodes of your shows to work on. Sam Flemming is calling quits on Fantasy Movie Memories as a result of this. You did respond to as to why you liked the crossover series that inspired what you have been doing, saying that you normally hate crossovers but you thought the Fantasy Film videos had good writing and voice acting. If you hate crossovers say like Pooh’s Adventures or the music videos of fan-pairings, then why do you dig a series that represents the very worst of what crossovers can be and condescends to the lowest common denominator?
If you are reading this, Logan, please take into consideration of what I explained and how your minimalist arguments in support probably won’t work. You must have much better to make instead.
Love,
Heck No Pooh’s Adventures
http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-Meets-Popeye-and-Ali-Baba-s-Forty-Thieves-339955396
I think this one takes the cake for “Most Pointless Pooh’s Adventures-Type Story”. There should be “awards” for this stuff.
http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-s-Adventures-in-The-Land-Before-Time-Part-1-338819452
You are better than this type of crap Hewylewis.
Well, if you look at his DeviantART favourites…
Now, I’ve been thinking to myself of doing something unique, or at least different than just the usual review. And then I realized what I should do. Go through as many Pooh’s Adventures Fanfics as I possibly can. See, Pooh’s Adventure of the Princess and the Togepi wasn’t the only written prose Pooh’s Adventures that could be read on Fanfiction.net. It was just the only one that went past one or two chapters. From my searching, I’ve only found three others (discounting my own… Yeah, I decided to make a parody) to read and review.
IT’S READING TIME!
Complete with a sue and like the Pooh’s Adventures series or anything of the sort its awful and is just fanfic that has video and been edited in windows movie maker with no sentence mixing at all.
Not that I have seen any of these on youtube or outside of youtube mind you.
http://coolcpendlol.deviantart.com/art/SJMaHLAoKH-342731440
I’m just gonna say this right now; I can’t stand this whole Pooh’s Adventure bullshit. I mean what the hell is the point of it? It is the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article about how retarded they are. And now someone decides to use me for an idea like that… FUCK THAT. Don’t involve me in any stupid crossover. The only time you would see me in one of those stupid crossovers is when I’m on the sidelines, commenting on how stupid it is.
I’ve taken the lulz of a cult classic game and mixed it with a parodied look at the infamous genre this tumblr is dedicated to…
And I’ve made… THIS:
The cat’s reacting like that because he just realized his world’s been infested by trains and ponies.
BWOOOOOOOOOONG!
Is this better… or worse than Pooh’s Adventures?
… I’m not sure if this is a better OR worse than Pooh’s Adventures… I do know it’s more crackier.
At least the transition from BLJ’s Adventures of Titanic to The Little Mermaid actually was a transition/sequel and makes actual sense as opposed to what happened with Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario/Batman Forever.
Then again, this is something I just remembered/thought of.
I swear to god if their is ever a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s adventures of Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger or Homestuck or Akibaranger I will shit a ton of bricks.
Somehow I doubt it. Could be because I assume that the Pooh’s Adventures writers have no idea about Super Sentai (they couldn’t get their own rangers right), let alone Homestuck. Then again, there was an Adventures of Perfect Blue…
This is for SuperJNG18 on YouTube.
Now ‘dis ain’t da WHOLE team! just go to Jaden’s Adventures Wiki and search “Bugs and Daffy’s Adventures to see the whole list AND the movies.
Coming Soon:A picture of Ariel kissing Tigger (for my "The Mermaid and The Tigger” movie spoof) and Ariel dancing with Baloo (for Princess Rapunzel’s Beauty and The Bear). Plus even more cartoon characters that I created and a reboot of some of the memes (Maybe! Because I AM planning to do that commentary/review series in 2014).
God-damn, Ed-ric! What the crap is– oh wait. I did that.
Remember Skarloey’s Adventures and the ‘Adventures of 101 Dalmatians’ poster from a week or so ago? Well I found more of this BennytheLooney-inspired series and who created it.
Hello everyone, this is GTPS2/GranTurismolover1998, and I just made a special account for anything related to my Skarloey Adventures Series (Such as drawings and photoshop images).
Hope you all will enjoy looking at some of the stuff I’m uploading here, and please be kind to me.
He also has a list of episodes and some trivia posted on his page for it on Pooh’s Adventures wiki, I’ll share the trivia first:
Ed-ric has posted ‘posters’ for Skarloey’s Adventures of Ah! My Goddess and The Were-Rabbit. He’s even done a fan-fic pilot to his series involving Epic Mickey. Where the trains manage to squeeze through the mirror into Mickey’s adventures… though how they are able to hold their own brushes is anyones gu– oh wait, Trainlover showed us how. Through shitty special effects!
Parts 1, 2 and 3 are on there… and guess who’s one of the villains and one of the heroes in this little asscapade?
Here’s Ed-ric’s list of upcoming Skarloey adventures:
Halloween:
Christmas:
Other Specials:
Also whoever did this to his Adventures of 101 Dalmatians page, I give them my highest honor. That is hilarious.
