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September 2013

About your New Wiki

i Terribly Sorry but your new Wiki is Foever.

PoohMod: Yes, it will be foever.

Sep 17, 20131 note
#reese #submission
Sep 16, 201316 notes
#parody #wikia
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Sep 16, 20134 notes
#not pooh's adventures but still crap nonetheless
The Finale to Pooh's Adventures of Facade

And now… the end!

Sep 16, 20132 notes
#parody #submission
Why does Turdie F. Bastpoo want to take over the entire universe? What does he have to gain from all this?

Lots and lots of subscribers.

Sep 16, 2013
About the Toxic Avenger crossover you made, why did you suddenly change the plot in Part 9 into an original story where everyone except the Toxic Avenger characters and Eppaljack were evil world-conquering monsters?

It’s all about guest star power and toons ruining our favourite movies.

Sep 16, 2013
Message

Listen Guys I Think your you’re Making a Big Mistake of Disliking our Movies and Reviewing them if you Don’t Them then You Don’t Have to Watch them im I’m Asking you Very Nicly nicely to Just Quit the Reviewing and Leave us in Peace Okay?

PoohMod: Benny the Beast stopped making crossovers because it would get him less hatred. How about you?

Sep 16, 20132 notes
#reese #submission
I have an idea. Why not do a "Anti-Pooh's Adventures Wiki"? That wiki'll be to the _____'s Adventures videos (and every person and fan involved and connected) to what the CWCiki is about Chris-chan (and every person involved and connected). It'll be perfect!

I guess that’d work…

Sep 15, 20134 notes
Have you read any of the written adventures?

No, because they wouldn’t be quite as fun to riff on.

Sep 15, 2013
Parodies aside, what was your favorite Pooh's Adventures? Favorite as in you liked it and not because it was fun riffing materiel.

Winnie the Pooh Meets the Toxic Avenger.

Sep 15, 20132 notes
Does Reese have autism? I'm autistic myself but I'm just wondering.

So am I, though I can’t really tell if he has that or worse. He does have something wrong with him, though.

Sep 15, 20132 notes
#reese
I just realized, if Benny is not shoe-horning himself into Disney movies, what will that mean for Hewylewis?

He’ll most likely carry on, not knowing what we think of his crossovers.

Sep 15, 2013
New Message

Why Don’t you Ignore Me and my Friends and move on with our Lives or Sell your souls to Satan?

PoohMod: By saying such a thing as “sell your souls to Satan”, you’re only going to encourage us to make your life much worse.

Sep 15, 20131 note
#reese #submission
Reese is actually the DEFINITION of manchild. I'm 16 too and I don't act like that. And this is coming from a 16 year old girl ho sits in front of a computer all day, every day.
Sep 15, 20133 notes
#reese
Is Reese 16 years old?

He is. Let’s hope he doesn’t go into Trainboy territory by the time he’s my age.

Sep 15, 2013
#reese
Resse wnat Numba 5 to be his girlfriend? Has he ever watched the show she was from?

He uses clips in his videos, so it’s quite clear that he does/

Sep 15, 2013
Pooh's Adventures of Breaking Bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV2M0hVZBBc - some nice satire for your consideration.

Sep 15, 20132 notes
#parody #submission
If Reese is annoying this blog so much, why not just block him?

Nah, this blog needs some entertainment.

Sep 15, 2013
#reese
One of the BJLtards got his youtube account banned, but then he came back. They just never go away do they?
Sep 15, 20131 note
Since Reese demands we don't post more Pooh Adventure mockings, let's post fan art of Numbuh 2 and 5!

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Sep 15, 2013
#reese
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Wait I Also Ment Not to Ruin my Dreams of Me and Numbuh 5 Too you Bullies.

PoohMod: Reese, if you don’t want your dreams to be ruined, then the best way to deal with “bullies” like me is to ignore them.

Sep 15, 20131 note
#reese #submission
Sep 15, 201311 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
I haven't seen Snow White in years, but I'll admit, Jonathan's review wasn't very good. I know that anonymous guy doesn't seem like he enjoys Doug Walker's Disneycember reviews, but Doug gave that film a LOT more credit than Jonathan. It isn't just a milestone for Disney, but animation in general. I also hated how he compared it to the later films, which is very unfair, considering they wouldn't exist, if this film wasn't a success.
Sep 15, 20131 note
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i Think it’s Time for you guys to Stop Making Bad Things About our Movies and Ruin my Dreams of Me and Numbuh 5 or you Would Much Rather Sell your Soul to Satan!!

PoohMod: “It’s time for you guys to stop making bad things about our movies and ruin my dreams of me and Numbuh 5”

Alrighty then! From now on, this blog will no longer post anything related to Pooh’s Adventures and will instead be posts about Numbuh 5 and her real husband, and the faults of virginity.

Sep 15, 20133 notes
#reese #submission
Do you guys plan to look at more of Benny, Leo and Johnny's full length 'adventure' movies? (Assuming they're still on youtube! XD)

I do, though he’s decided to quit his own crossover series.

Sep 14, 20131 note
And don't get me started on Jonathan Oosterhof's Disney reviews! Somehow he actually managed to be worse than Doug Walker's own Disney reviews. I mean even if Doug was always between "eeeeh this is not good" and "OH MY GAWD THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!111!1", at the very least he TRIED to do some analysis. Johnny barely even gives credit to the film. It annoys me because I love the Disney animated films, and they deserve better analysis and criticisms than what they get from these guys.
Sep 14, 20133 notes
The more I see and hear of Benny the Beast and friends, the more I think they deserve the mockery that they get. Benny's constant sexualization of classic Disney and cartoon characters is very annoying, and all that time he is wasting making these awful videos could be used to further perfecting his drawing and animation skills. Seriously he rips off every aspect of Disney animation EXCEPT the fluid, lively performances they are known for.
Sep 14, 20134 notes
Considering that all the ____'s Adventures fans are pretty much scientifically proven to be autistic, do you think they actually HAVE feelings for the 9/11 victims, or do they just make "tributes" for the sake of making tributes?

They do have feelings, they just don’t know what the hell they’re doing wrong.

Sep 14, 20131 note
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Sep 14, 201319 notes
#parody
Another Message

Oh Yeah I forgot that your you’re Not my Teacher Too.

Sep 14, 20131 note
#reese #submission
New Message

Ah  I Knew you Would Make a New Message About that Well that Needs to End im I’m Still Not Breaking up with her and here are Some Reasons Why Cause you Can’t Make Me and you Don’t Have the Power to Control me and Force me to Do Anything you Say your you're Not the Boss of me and your you're Not my Mother Or Father.

PoohMod: But I can be your teacher.

Sep 13, 20134 notes
#reese #submission
We now have an ask page for those sending fan mail!hecknopoohsadventures.tumblr.com
Sep 13, 20131 note
Sep 13, 2013
#reese
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Sep 13, 20132 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
Another Messages

and Stop Posting Those Pics of Numbuh 2 and 5 up on This Place Their Fake Besides They Only Get Married in the End of Operation Interviews and No Ones gonna Make a Crossover with That.

PoohMod: *canned laughter* Carry on. You’re entertaining us all.

Sep 13, 20132 notes
#reese #submission
Another Message

im Serious you Jerks im Getting Tired When Keep Telling me to Do that im Not Gonna Break up with Her Numbuh 5 is My Girlfriend AND THAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!

PoohMod:

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Sep 13, 20134 notes
#reese #submission
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Sep 12, 2013
#Mickey Mouse #the lion king #madagascar #oc #Disney #dreamworks #animation #video
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Sep 12, 20133 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
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Sep 12, 20132 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
New message

You Guys Said that Numbuh 5’s a Cartoon Character Right? Well Guess What? I Always Wanted to Have a Cartoon Girl as my Girlfriend So if you Hate it Ignore it you Losers

PoohMod: Except cartoons aren’t real. We can’t ignore your wet dreams of dating someone who isn’t real. You’re going to remain a virgin for the rest of your life if you don’t find a real girlfriend. And that’s coming from me.

Sep 12, 20135 notes
#reese #submission
Sep 12, 201311 notes
#not pooh's adventures but still crap nonetheless
Message

Hello Folks Reese is back in Town and I Saw what you Posted about me Breaking up with Numbuh 5 it’s Not Gonna Happen Sorry if you Hate This but it’s my Long Life Dream of Using Her and I Don’t Care if Shes Ten or Not your Nothing but a Bunch of Dream Runing Bastards Well Go Ahead Keep Telling me to Break her up if you Want but it’s Not Gonna Happen. 

PoohMod: We’re not telling you to break her up, we’re telling you that she’s A FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER.

Sep 12, 20136 notes
#reese #submission
Sep 12, 20133 notes
#seinfeld #Roger Rabbit #Oliver and Company #lady and the tramp #Disney #other #animation #live action #poster
I've been thinking of a Benny, Leo and Johnny's Adventures parody

In which Turdie F. Bastard regrets everything he did to the world after having history erased by Arnold Schwarzenegger, moments until the universe suddenly reappears. And so, with a few survivors, he turns himself and his friends into anthropomorphic bears (Turdie himself being a hybrid of a bear and a parrot) in honour of Pooh’s absence. I have yet to decide what to tackle, but I have a moment planned where Turdie books a vacation to a 21st century disaster in the tradition of Benny’s Titanic obsession and Daniel’s involvement of the Digimon cast in 9/11.

The Kinky Adventure Team:

  • Turdie F. Beastard
  • Bongo Bearbladder
  • Franky the Bear
  • Mae the Bear
  • Pancada (from The Little Panda Fighter)
  • Polaris
  • Patricia Polar
  • Beth
  • Catotinha
  • Ursa (from Open Season 3)
  • Yoda (sounds like Bill Cosby because of that bad Rafiki impersonator)
  • Baloo
  • Storm Daffodil - Bongo’s waifu, a pony
  • Lola Bunny and Amy the Squirrel - Bongo’s adopted parents
  • Rouge the Bat - Friend of Lola and Amy
  • King Kevin - Human husband of Rouge, just as handsome as Turdie
  • Velma the Panda - Franky’s girlfriend
  • Moonshine - Turdie’s new waifu, of whose species shall remain questionable
  • Riddick (instead of Gantu)
  • Brian the Robot and Johnny 5 (instead of Threepio and R2)
  • The Care Bears - Children of the BearPresidentBladder Kinky Films team
  • Heathcliff - Antagonist for some reason
  • Terminator and Robocop (converted)
  • Daffy Duck (instead of Scuttle)
  • Paul the Alien (instead of Reuben) 
Sep 12, 20134 notes
#parody #lionkingheart fantasy films

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Sep 12, 20132 notes
#apparently they can draw #submission
Oh, Reese.

billy-joe-uhas:

I calmly tell him that Numbuh 5 is a cartoon character, and not real..

And then he suddenly says the “P.A.L” is going to find me and blocks me. Oh, Reese.

This kid is next generation Chris-Chan.

Sep 11, 20139 notes
#reese
I am secretly the cobra.: Benny strikes back. billy-joe-uhas.tumblr.com

billy-joe-uhas:

1. Pokemon fetish? Now because I like Pokemon I have a fetish for them. Well, this was my sister’s account, who was a furry, until she stepped down to give it to me until I get my own.

2. They’re not fanfictions, they’re not even art. They are crap. To make matters worse, you’re like, 20-something years old. Just because I don’t like them? You guys are hated by alot of the youtube community. You even have an ED page.

3. Well, if you want you and your friends to enjoy this, don’t put it on deviantart. Put it on a blog website, like your own blog. Hell, even Tumblr would be a good choice.

Geez, this guy thinks he’s so perfect and his “fanfictions” rock. They don’t. Hell, My Immortal is better than your piece of crap “art”.

Sep 11, 20137 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
You thought the Pooh's Adventures community never took on Homestuck?poohadventures.wikia.com

koryandrs:

They just did.

Pooh’s adventures of Puella Magi Madoka Magica is the first Disney/Magica Quartet series done by Thomas_the_Adventurer and will be released on every video sites worldwide on N/A.

HA

Join Pooh and friends as they fight witches and the one question will be asked.

HA

Egoraptor, Jontron, PewDiePie,

HA

Sep 11, 20133 notes

vorty-vort:

Pooh’s Adventures of Off AU where Pooh, Twilight, and friends help the Batter with his quest only for all of them to die at the end 

Also with the train station scene Thomas crashes and dies 

Sep 11, 20132 notes
#parody
Play
Sep 11, 20132 notes
#lionkingheart fantasy films
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