Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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Charlie Brown and Snoopy’s Adventures of Thunderball, a vacation for everybody’s favorite Blockhead and his team of CB&S'sA Lackeys along with 1400 other cartoon characters in the Bahamas goes awry when they embark on more than two hours of Violence, Sex, Musical Numbers, Unnesesary Censorship, NATO bombs, retardedness and everything else you may expect from Peanuts specials and films.
Barney goes to A Room with a View
Barney goes to a room, and notices what a great view it makes… to spy on all the kids everywhere.
The Chipmunks in North West Mounted Police
The Munks fail their first stint in the police because they got crushed by the police car.
Benny’s adventures in American Graffiti
Benny becomes a vandalist and make some American Graffiti.
The Chipmunks in Wag the Dog
Then they got eaten by the dog because they wagged him the wrong way.
Benny’s adventures in Pocahontas
Benny awakens in the future and is hired to operate in a meatpuppet to try and negotiate peace with the natives, but because he enjoyed using his legs too much, he doomed humanity to extinction by procrastinating and causing military consequences… Wait, wrong show.
Become a part of this fast growing internet fad
One of the results was: Reese’s Adventures in Wargames:
“Reese accidentally causes World War III and not even Numbah 5 can help him”
Then there was:
Barney’s Adventures in Harry and the Hendersons:
That family has enough trouble dealing with a bigfoot in their house, just wait till you add a purple dinosaur.
Pooh’s Adventures in Gods and Monsters:
Pooh: Hello, Mr. James Whale, I’m a friend of your cousin Christopher Robin!
James Whale: Why hello, I directed Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein, and I am finding it difficult being gay in the 1950s.
That’s no excuse to solve how everyone can fit into one small space.
Turdie F. Bastard made it once, but that got his YouTube account suspended.
That’s what I’ve been thinking!
Well, why not? Though I certainly don’t get the obsession over the CG series.
The first one, obviously. Because Barney. Sure, an anthropomorphic blue jay and a feral unicorn is creepy, but fuckin’ Barney.
If you count mine, yes.
http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Attention-members-of-the-Pooh-s-Adventures-League-419817942 YOU IS RIUN AVERYTHING! ALL POH’S AVETURES MEMBRS ARE LEAVE CAUSE YOU! WHY YOU NO LAVE US ALONE!!!!
I don’t know which is worse - Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures or Yakko and Reese’s versions of Pooh’s Adventures.
I’m just waiting for him to throw a hissy fit at me again. Because if he hasn’t learned, then I will continue writing the video.
I’ll probably continue work on it next month; The Wolf of Wall Street doesn’t come out here in the UK until the middle of January after all.
Ah, but are you alive enough to click every single letter from W to the last dot?
He doesn’t cast Boo anymore, he’s sticking with Vanellope.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9604747/1/Down-With-Pooh-s-Adventures
I found an excellent, hilarious Pooh’s Adventures parody fanfiction and I thought I wanted to share it with you.
It already has. Not officially, though.
2015, actually. And yes, they will have plans. It’s Disney, obviously.
The closest they’ve gotten is the kid-friendlier TV show.
No he’s not. He’s…
…what’s Numbah again?
*Reese
**sucks
***Numbuh
resse ambler you are a fucked up kid that love numbah 5 who i raped and killed 5 days ago you will have no wife and kids and be a homeless kid happy future jerk >:D
PoohMod: That’s just as immature a thing for you to say as what came out of Reese’s fingers, perhaps even more. I hate Reese too, but what you just said is a bit tasteless for my reckoning.
we will kill them once and for all
PoohMod: One, I don’t play CoD my brother does. Two, I think killing them would be pushing it.
They’re equally confusing.
And I wonder how easy it would be for the Pooh’s Adventures fans to make a crossover based on the Godzilla film from next year.
Oh, shush.
