Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Will someone explain to me just what the fuck these ripoffs are?

From my points, weve had enough of this trash.

Wait, carrie? The girl from that old horror movie? Someone actually shipped her with jack frost? WHY!?!?

They made a pooh's adventures out of the original 1990 TMNT movie once. and they made mewto biologically related to the turtles. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

I'm fairly certain that most sane people object to the train/horse romance for a few reasons- it's not nice to see something you loved as a child (in my case, Thomas) awkwardly shoehorned into a clumsily idealized romantic fantasy made by some socially awkward kid in lieu of human contact. If you want to look at it from an in-universe perspective, it doesn't make sense because one member of the partnership is a piece of heavy industrial machinery that can't do anything other than pull trains.

Given what I'm hearing about The Lego Movie and if what I know about so far is correct, then the dude making the Thomas and Twilight Sparkle Adventures of is no doubt going to miss the point entirely.

I can't wait to Resse's reaction to his own Heck No page. It'll be legendary.

I swear if they did an adventure out of Fritz the Cat, all hell would break loose!

Oh ho, that same asshole is dragging down Kiki's Delivery Service. One of my all time favorite movies besides the original Nightmare on Elm Street, Frozen and Annie Hall. Who does this motherfucker think he is? Because he sure as hell ain't no Hayao Miyazaki. That's for damn sure. Give me an option, shotgun or katana?

At least Reese and Numbah 5 didn't get engaged.. yikes. Well, at least Meg is 18.

Reese needs to stop fucking around with fictional cartoon characters & start developing real girlfriends

These Pooh's Adventures people are getting out of control. I bet someone's going to make a Pooh's Adventures of one of the animated Titanic movies. (I was happy that my favorite anime, Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics, is not listed on their wiki. If any Pooh's Adventure maker decides to use it, I'd cut my head off.)

For some reason, i'n kind of feeling pretty sorry for Christ Chan, I mean he is a manchild, but not a bad one, and the fact he house burned down, might had made him feel sad.

What do these clowns think they'll accomplish by making these idiotic crossovers in the first place? I mean, they could be looking for a girlfriend, looking for a job, or anything else. But no, instead they just choose to sit on their asses and slap together these crappy crossovers. I honestly don't want to live on this planet anymore.