Heck No Pooh's Adventures: Archive

If you're wondering where Turdie's been all this time...

…he’s been trapped in a Nintendo 2DS for the past few months. Yes, he is that abomination. This week, he’s finally come close to banging a real human being.

Tina loves him, alright. But no, she hasn’t actually tasted fecal matter yet.

Jul 30, 201414 notes

#parody

So you're 21? So you should grow up then.

But how old are you? I wnat to know, because you keep coming back to fight me for no reason and your name boasts your obsession over talking trains, which is likely to not be taken quite so seriously in concern towards certain people.

Jul 29, 20141 note

Just how old are you? Because I suggest growing up.

I’m 21 years old. How about you, talkingtrainfan67?

Jul 29, 20145 notes

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Jul 25, 20141 note

#not pooh's adventures but still crap nonetheless #submission

Jul 24, 20141 note

#scratchpad

Thank you! I would just like to ask, I am having trouble finding some, do you have links?

Pooh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rpCdeN4M8
Benny: Deleted and never to be seen again
Whatever: Also deleted, but due to Paramount
Fics: http://hewylewis.deviantart.com/art/Logan-s-Adventures-of-Alien-Part-1-337674277

Jul 24, 20142 notes

The Grinch as an infant - Young Tiago (Rio)

The Grinch as a Child - Tiago (Rio 2)

The Girnch as an Adult - Blu, Nico, Pedro and Rafeal (Rio)

Jul 24, 20141 note

#scratchpad

So I found this in the scratchpad wiki and apparently it’s a remake of the music video of Prince’s “When Doves Cry”. It’s literally a section from the song’s Wikipedia page, copy and pasted, and edited to add some cartoon cat I don’t know. And in the gallery there are pictures of trains that aren’t mentioned anywhere else.

I looked through this guy’s edit history, and it’s just pictures of Thomas The Tank Engine in trainz simulator and some incomplete articles about a fan made Railway Series (the book series Thomas the tank engine is about) called “The New Railway Series”. On one article there’s only one summary from a story, but quotes from 4 different stories.

I don’t even know what to say

Jul 24, 20141 note

#scratchpad #submission

Hello! I would just like to ask, since I'm watching some of ackleyattack's unintentionally hilarious Thomas' adventures videos, I need to know, what are some of the best (and by best I mean absolutely horrendous) pooh's/Benny's/whatever's adventure's Fics/videos?

Pooh: Happy Days
Benny: Titanic
Whatever: Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers
Fics: Logan’s Adventures of Alien

Jul 24, 20141 note

Jul 23, 20147 notes

#apparently they can draw #submission

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Jul 23, 20143 notes

#everyone hates the queen #submission

Jul 22, 20143 notes

#KaneTakerFan701

Jul 22, 20142 notes

#dumbo #self insert #Disney #animation #live action #poster #coming attractions #submission

Your jokes. They're worse than Seltzerberg or the Happy Madison studios.

I know, you told me months ago.

Jul 20, 2014

Really why do you think you're so hilarious when you are truly not?

Since when did I say I was hilarious without being sarcastic?

Jul 19, 2014

Bless your blog for showcasing that Digimon musical post. I haven't laughed so hard in ages mostly because it apparently was written by an undead Howard Ashman in 1999, won every Tony ever and Stephan fricken Sondheim decided to write for Digimon. It reminds me of the crap I'd come up with as a little kid.

Jul 19, 20142 notes

I can't believe that there are people that nuts to create a fake Digimon musical.

Making a musical out of anything is one thing, but making a crossover musical out of something completely random…

Jul 18, 20141 note

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Jul 18, 20141 note

#everyone hates the queen #submission

I have a theory that in the "Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures" videos, Thomas and fellow engine friends are magical trains which explains how they go off track and how they fit into buildings and change size and other stuff.

Same could be said about Godzilla, etc.

Jul 15, 20141 note

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Jul 15, 20141 note

#everyone hates the queen #submission

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Jul 15, 20141 note

#everyone hates the queen #submission

Hiatt grey is becoming reese junior by having sexual fantasies of rainbow dash My little pony equistria girls.

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#everyone hates the queen #submission

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Jul 12, 20142 notes

#lionkingheart fantasy films #hewylewis

Pardon me, but has there been any Pooh's Adventures of any Studio Ghibli films? This includes the films for adults, like Grave of the Fireflies, Princess Mononoke, & The Wind Rises. If they have, then it's official: the end is nigh!

I have already mentioned Winnie the Pooh’s Been Spirited Away.

Jul 10, 20141 note

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Jul 9, 20143 notes

#lionkingheart fantasy films #hewylewis

Now this may be stupid, but I wonder. Is it possible if we could get a few people and just launch a massive cleanup at the Don Bluth wiki to combat LtFantasmic's shit?

That doesn’t sound too stupid. Especially when compared to this. Go ahead.

And please contribute to my safer wiki while you’re at it.

Jul 9, 20141 note

Can we organize a mass vandalization of the Pooh's Adventures Wiki?

No.

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#everyone hates the queen #submission

i heard all the shit aboot Reese. i've dealt with worse kids while babysitting, so i tried calmly explaining to him that he should grow up, get a degree, and let go of obsessions of cartoon characters. he proceeded to snap at me and every attempt by me was met with a "I know you are, but what am I" type thing. Fuck, it must suck having to be the Ambler parents.

Jul 8, 20142 notes

It's possible that the person who did the AssSpike article was trolling on the Pooh's Adventures Wiki, but then again I don't know who made the article and I might be wrong and that the person was being serious. And for that matter, I don't know if he/she's a troll or not.

There’s articles about the likes of “Pinkis Cupcake”. Sums it all up, I guess.

Jul 8, 2014

Jul 5, 20141 note

#My Little Pony #oc #hasbro #animation #wikia #submission

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