Heck No Pooh's Adventures

psyga315:

Okay, I’m gonna liveblog this like how that Heck No Pooh’s Adventures blog does it and do it bit by bit. By the way, this is Twilight and Thomas go to boring alantis location #3421 to have some finny fun. And I’m only doing one part.

• 0:55 - I don’t think you kinda count as family, but whatever.
• 1:00 - I’d rather this gets replaced by One Piece’s We Are. Yes, I’d rather have a Japanese song ruined by this genre than listen to another second of this song. In fact, I skipped it.
• 3:51 - So naturally, instead of focusing on, oh I don’t know, the heroes, we focus on the idea of Pokemon Rangers, and Ash Ketchum. I know, it’s the movie and all that, but still.
• 5:00 - Aside from some stupid intro, no such edits. This will end well. What are we focusing on instead, movie? Random egg? YAY.
• 6:32 - Fuck yeah. HIT IT! (for the record, I’d rather have this be the opening than the We are Family bull)
• 8:26 - So, this IS Twilight and Thomas’ Adventures of Pokemon: Atlantis Is Boring, Why Did We Decide To Go?, right? So why the hell are we looking at a guy who is 20% cooler? Argh, this is Canterlot Wedding all over again.
• 10:00 - No sign of the trains or ponies. Did Michael Bay direct this movie?
• 11:54 - Can we just have Jack be our main hero for both this movie, this adventure, AND the entire Pokemon Series? He’d kick all sorts of fucking ass.
• 12:53 - I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s the only edit we’re ever going to see for this part.
• 13:12 - Oh God, Ash is in the afterlife, and he and Brock are regenerating voice actors!
• 13:21 - FINAFUCKINGLY {sees how much time is left} Welp, Luna would be proud.
• 13:26 - Thomas finally acknowledges that he has some sort of female fanbase. Only God knows why there is one.
• 13:33 - Huh, I didn’t know the writer for Ponies.MOV was doing this episode.
• 13:50 - Huh, the Trains actually do something that trains do. That’s a start.
• 14:17 - Suddenly Pluto comes, with a letter from Mickey Mouse, and Ash and friends follow him, only to wind up in a castle where they lose their memories and- Oh, sorry, I was thinking of a better crossover.

And that’s all. Zippcast does a huge cost on bandwidth, so I can’t do everything in one go.