Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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Don’t call Yakko’s mother’s friend Joe idiotic! Call him troubled.
Reese, learn to take jokes and criticism. Not everyone will be rainbows and puppies and sugar and spice and everything nice to you. Even Benny ( Who at some point, drew cartoon mutants naked ) thinks this is some wrong shit.
It’s no use, Benny. He’ll fight back at you with no shame.
Browse the “wikia dumps” tag.
You got proof?
- To make this film safe for manchildren, certain violent scenes will be removed, and some will be replaced.
Yes, they’re even planning to remove mature content out of a film about a pot-smoking teddy bear.
Yeah, and one of my biggest fictional crushes is this:
Yet do I defend my relationship? No sir!
I’ve already written a few paragraphs. Sorry, TVB.
And I draw a cartoon version of myself with a made-up, bloated girlfriend that doesn’t exist, and yet I know the meaning of “virginity”.
That’s Not true he Just Probablly Said that on Purpose.
PoohMod: Search your feelings, Reese, you know it be true.
and of What you Said of Johnny Hating me is Not True it’s a Lie.
PoohMod: Really? Then care to explain the screencap I posted of his comment?
if you Make a Vid About me then you Are gonna be in Big Trouble and if it Shows Me Still Breaking up with Numbuh 5 im Still not Gonna do it.
PoohMod: Oh, mercy me. *types the script*
Okay That’s it im Calling the Police.
PoohMod: Okay, that’s it. I’m making a video about you.
And I’m not fibbing.
did you Had to Ask your friend to Make Another Bad Pic About me? that of What you Just did is illegal.
PoohMod: I didn’t ask him, he just did it for fun, and no, it’s nothing the police can do much about. I thought you ignored us. Please deal with the hatred you are getting; even Johnny from the LionKingHeart gang hates you.
I’m sure he wouldn’t give a damn.
Unfortunately not, considering Wikia’s policies.
I have a friend who likes Pooh’s Adventures too, but doesn’t plan on making anything like it.
With pleasure!
We’ll just have to see if he’s matured a bit. If not, then…
Of course he did. He said it was his and then tried to cover it up.
I’m not too sure about that.
No!!!!! you Don’t Even Know where I Live.
PoohMod: This is just another situation where you take things literally. Of course I don’t know where you live, and I don’t want to think about it. I may not be your father, your boss, your teacher or a little termite in your undersized brain who pushes a button and makes you do something, but if you can’t tell the difference between sarcasm and truth, still refuse to accept swearing in your life or think that a marginally intelligent guy who’s reached adulthood will be easily threatened, then it’s clear that you haven’t been educated enough or grown up yet.
Take it like a man, Reese. Like me. The 20¼ year old (who’s still seeking a job) that your 16 year old mind can’t handle the formal English of. Stop whining and try and improve on your work, your behaviour, your maturity and your English. The kinder and more aware you are, the less likely it is that the big, dumb meanies will be able to bother you. Don’t like how I’m talking to you? Think I’m controlling you instead of giving you helpful advice? Remember - you’re dealing with adults.
you Know What I Hate the Way you Talk to Me Like that and I Hate Swearing you don’t Have the Power to Controll me and Tell me What to do I Told you Before.
PoohMod: Alright, I’ll put it this way.
Why Dont you Shut Up and Go Away you Poopypants Or else Ill Call the Cops and Acuse You of Rape Becausse Your Creepy and your Obssesion Over Numbuh 5 is Creepy And Your Videos Suck So DEAL WITH IT YOU BIG MEANEE!!!!!!!!!1
Seriously, you’re fucking selfish and you need to realise that.
How Dare you Thinking im Like that what you Just Posted was Illiegal you Should Be Arrested for Doing stuff Like Making a Pic of me Like that is So Unaccecptable.
PoohMod: That is not me who did the drawing, it’s a man over the age of 20 (presumably) from your country who looks like this, draws like this, enjoys this, has a sister whose work includes this and is probably laughing at your threats to arrest people that didn’t reveal your personal info or something. I don’t want to go as far as to commit such a crime as revealing one’s contact details, nope, I’m just going to find it hard to take you seriously.
Why do I waste my time complaining about your videos? Because it’s fun, that’s why. However, by wasting your time trying to get back at your haters with these childish responses and self-centered death threats you’re making yourself look worse and worse in front of society. Clint’s a nice guy who respected Benny the Beast after he quit Pooh’s Adventures style videos, and he wouldn’t have drawn that if you learned to grow the hell up and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I know Eric has gone on the record of saying he wants to move on from riffing on me and I should do the same. But the truth is, he can’t actually move on from it when he keeps mentioning his interactions with me on and on. Check out this journal:
Thought I should do what StarWarriorRobby does in some of his journal, and to do this, I’ll start off by making a list of Perverted things I hate the most, and yes, it’s true. I’m not a Pervert, nor would I want to be one. But just because I draw big breast girls does not mean I am one. It’s just a thing I feel like doing.
1. Sex (People watching porn and such) - Why would anyone draw pics of people having sex with each other in public? It’s just sick. In fact, there are people who watch porn on the internet who tell lies about people like me saying “Oh Eric’s a faggot who like to f*** Thomas”. I know about this because someone from a wikia site edited my profile saying those perverted stuff about me. Like, why would I do something so creepy and sick to something I grew up as a kid for? People who say stuff like that about others just don’t have a life.
2. Slime Girls - Why I’m not into slime you ask? Because someone did a perverted comic with Kerry Adarvez doing some “Goo Excretion” to a Slime Girl in it, and believe me, it was as bad as Engine’s Tonight. Whoever invented the slime girl thing must have never got a girlfriend in his life.
3. Doing Big Breast Girls *In a Disturbing Way* - I may draw Girls with a big breast size, but some people who draw them either do it the way like from Number 2 or in a disturbing way, which is why Kerry has a much smaller breast size as of now, and why I only draw Cinderella and Belle, and a few other characters with Giant Breast.
4. Peeping Tom’s (People looking under Girls Panties) - This is something I hate when I first saw these things. I know, broku5000 draws these kinda things, but that doesn’t stop me from loving his OC’s. Some shows or Animes I watch may have these things, but only show it for a few seconds. But if the Panty shots are shown for a long time, it can be disturbing as Hell.
Naked People - This is something that I don’t want to do in life. Drawing nude people in public is just creepy. If I was gonna draw a nude girl, it would only be in a base drawing and have things censoring the nudity.
So that’s pretty much all the perverted things I hate. Can’t think of other perverted stuff I hate, but who knows?Also read this series of comments Eric shared with someone else:
StarWarrior: That list pretty much sums up my hatred towards fanservice smut in general.
Eric: I forgot one other thing I hate as well. It’s drawing of Fat People. You’d probably know why I hate those kind of drawings.
StarWarrior: Actually I’ve seen many based around pics of fat people before. These are all fat people being the size of disgustingly deformed sows instead looking like how their supposed to be in a more normal look.
Eric: True, but the person why I hate fat people is because of these sick person known as Maxtaro. All I know is that he draws girls that are extremely fat. Just look into his gallery and you’ll see what I mean.
StarWarrior: Aww sick, dude! Well again, I don’t mind fat people, so long as they are not drawn like how that guy did.
Hmm Don’t know Don’t Care.
PoohMod: You don’t care? Who else besides reeseandnumbuh5 likes to add himself and an underage cartoon character while having wet dreams about her into LEGO games?
