Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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{sigh} Sonic. I remember when you were cool. When you ran at the speed of light. When you rocked out on your guitar. When you fought the robots together with your brother and sister… Wait. FUCK! My memories of Sonic were just as bad back then as they were now! But seriously, I doubt I’m a huge fan in Sonic. The fan base has a lot of bad reputation from rabid fans who think voice acting is better than game play to tons of Deviantart entries where a Sonic with orange shoes can be considered “original” on the basis that Shadow was a black Sonic despite having tons of differences beyond that.
Point is, I think I hate Sonic. If not for the piss poor handling of some of the games (even when they made a good Sonic game, expect them to fall flat in the side games) then it’d be because of the rabid fan boys and their cyclic hatred of Sonic. And if the fan boys feel generous to Sonic or Sega finally puts out a good game, then I can just point to an issue of Sonichu or an episode of Bloodshot the Hedgehog, or if I have to point out official Sonic fan fiction, Sonic X.
Though then again, I’m stuck in the past two years as that stuff hasn’t seem to pop up every now and then. It’s either because the fans have quieted down and realized that bitching at the eye colors doesn’t make the game play any better, or, and I won’t be surprised if this is the case, no one is pulling off infamous acts to add fuel to this fire.
But, my rant on Sonic as a whole will have to wait, because right now, we’re going back to before Sonic made the jump to 3D. To the days where the only time Sonic had a dark story was when he was a cartoon or drawn by Archie Comics. Today, we’re looking at the Sonic movie, in which they actually manage to be more batshit insane than the AOSTH version. And that’s saying a lot for the show that has Robotnik say penis.
Much like how Snively was at the end of the SATAM series, Sonic isn’t alone. Instead of Mecha Sonic, Knuckles, or Ixis Naugas, he is accompanied by Pooh Bear. This can only end well people. The only good news I bring is that it’s written by BowserMovies1989, whose Adventures are actually my first, and I know the roster pretty well. At least it’s not going to be a handful. Well, it will be, but not like Nemo and the Wolf. We did five paragraphs bitching about Sonic, so let’s dive right in!
I know this is supposed to be a Pooh’s Adventures version of the ABC Family drama Switched at Birth, with cameos from a Nickelodeon sitcom, but just listen to that title. Winnie the Pooh Gets Switched at Birth.Winnie the Pooh Gets Switched at Birth is a crossover TV series to be made by N/A. It will appear in YouTube in the near future.
Trivia
- Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Gary the Snail, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala, Zazu, Iago, Sebastian, the Vultures, Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Tori Vega, Cat Valentine, Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, Andre Harris, Jade West, Rex (puppet), Trina Vega, Danny, Sawyer, Kuzco, Kronk, Pacha, Bucky, Woody Woodpecker, Ttark, The Smurfs, The Fraggles, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Hubie, Rocko, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, Stefano, Marlene, Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, Dragon, Gingy, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus the Naked Mole Rat, The Magic School Bus gang, the Kids Next Door, The Chipmunks, The Chipettes, Chanticleer, Terk, and Tantor will guest star in this TV show.
- Kanga, Roo, Lumpy, Darby, Buster, and Owl will join Pooh and his friends in this show.
I think it’s usually rare for a Pooh’s Adventures of an anime to appear on Youtube, or perhaps any other video site, and while I am disappointed at this, I am also glad, since it’d be weird for Pooh to be in something like Dragonball Z or Evangelion. Yes, even more weird than Pooh being in Happy Days. You can almost say it’s… like a glitch appearing in a video game… I think you know where I’m getting at.
Ladies and gentlemen, a glitch has appeared. And her name is Vanellope. Her presence has glitched everything up so hard, that half the title is in jumbled Japanese, and all footage of her become artificial, like it was ripped from a camera! Actually, this is Vanellope’s Adventures of Heidi Girl of the Alps and this is camcorder footage of Wreck-it Ralph playing. Watch in awe as the scenes of Vanellope clash with the melody of the theme song!
Good? Want more? Very well!
Since I mentioned this in my Happy Days review, I might as well show it here, even though this was already published on another site. As such, the opening text will be vastly different.
Batman… What is there to be said about him? Batman is badassery incarnate! Over the years, Batman gets interpreted by many writers and artists, and yet one thing never seems to fade out… his badassery. Even when he’s written by Frank Miller and is considered by some, including famous internet sensation Linkara, to be just a crazy hobo in a Batman suit, he still eludes some badassery. Look at the scene where he goes “I’m the Goddamn Batman!” to Robin and tell me otherwise!
So, with that in mind, what story have we got today? BATMAN GOES TO RIO! Yeah, Rio de Janeiro! Well, this is pretty cool. What’s the premise? Is Batman gonna go to Rio because he heard reports of one of his old enemies being up to no good there? Is there a new villain who is using the location to further his drug pushing schemes and try to create another Bane?
Wait… He’s gonna take a bird and he’s gonna have it mate? … Oh. It’s that Rio. For those who haven’t caught on by now, we’re gonna look at Batman farting around in the movie Rio. I can hardly wait. Arg. Let’s get it over with. Oh, and I will be skipping much of Rio unless its necessary for me to talk about it.
Littlefoot’s Adventures of Stand by Me is another upcoming censored Land Before Time crossover film planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.
Plot
Littlefoot and his friends (along with SpongeBob, Simba, Scooby-Doo, and their friends) go in to Castle Rock and meet four boys named Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern as they go out into the woods to find a dead body.
Trivia
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba, Nala,Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog,Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria,King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk,Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen,Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson,Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket,Kronk, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob,Speed, Puffin, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Chanticleer, Mrs. Brisby, Jeremy the Crow, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula,The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Carface, Killer,Hades, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Azula, Ranamon, the Psycho Rangers, The Phantom Blot, Lord Rothbart, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, The Machine, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.
- This is one of a few Land Before Time crossovers which do not feature any South Park character at all, as the South Park gang and Saddam Hussein will be in the also-censored Pooh’s Adventures of Stand by Me.
- This is one of a few Land Before Time crossover films that guest star characters from The Black Cauldronand the first three Free Willy films without The Goonies. This is because Corey Feldman, who played Mouth Devereaux in The Goonies, played Teddy Duchamp in the real film and Yru17 thought it would be confusing for this film to feature two live-action characters played by Corey Fieldman.
- Like in Pooh’s Adventures of Stand by Me, all of the mature content will be cenosred from this film in order to make it appropriate for children under 17.
- Like Pooh’s Adventures of Stand by Me, this will be a crossover film based on something based off a Stephen King story, the original story being a novella called “The Novella”.
If this gets made, then I think Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days will have some competition.
Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH is the fourth upcoming Dinosaur/Don Bluth film which is planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.
Plot
Aladar and his family (along with Fievel, Kermit, and their friends) went on a journey to meet Mrs. Brisby, who lost her husband and had kids. On this adventure in the Rose Bush, they meet Justin, who tells Mrs. Brisby about NIMH coming to the farm, and face to face with evil Jenner, whom Cat R. Waul and the Bowser family, the Psycho Rangers, and the Phantom Blot work for, to rescue Mrs. Brisby’s family.
Trivia
- Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Papa Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewitz, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, and Rizzo the Rat), Cat R. Waul, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Azula, Ranamon, the Psycho Rangers, and The Phantom Blot guest star in this film.
- Like BrerDanielMovie93’s film Pooh’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH, this will be an NTSC film with NTSC bits from Dinosaur, An American Tail films, and The Muppets films.
- Both Tiger and Jeremy were voiced by the late Dom DeLuise.
- Both An American Tail and The Secret of NIMH were directed by Don Bluth.
This may be a dinosaur who was raised by lemurs, but come on. A dinosaur in a film about mice!
Dear Max,
Pooh’s whatever of Little Mermaid II is no longer the most viewed adventure. Now it’s Pooh’s Adventure of Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire. It’s the first to take in a million views! Sadly, parts 1 & 9 are blocked on copyright grounds. Here’s the first we can get at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XGgIyHsPrg
Please examine!
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days. Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. Saturday, what a day, groovin’ all week with you… If you don’t know that song, shame on you. Happy Days was one of the 70’s finest moments… and also its suckiest. I don’t think I have to tell you guys all about the infamous Jumping the Shark moment that made Happy Days what it is. And speaking of shark jumping, some of you are asking what Happy Days is crossing over with…
Well, I don’t think you need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. Happy Days is gonna be Pooh’s next victim. Now you may think to yourself… “Hey, Happy Days is a slice of life! Pooh will fit right in!”, you obviously don’t know what you’re headed into. And trust me, if you thought Batman Goes To Rio was bad… But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Let’s start our story, shall we?
Featuring the world's craziest couple, Jenna (Clifford the Big Red Dog) and Little Godzilla
Dookbag here. Sometime after I posted the “Hewylewis… y u tink dis is good?” post in which I, under the alias of the Tumblr, expressed feelings about Logan’s recent stints into “Adventues of” crossovers. We’ve gotten responses from Sam Flemming and Logan himself. He corrected us on the reason of him leaving Fantasy Movie Memories saying it was just not feeling like working on the series anymore. It did not have anything to do with Logan’s series episode delays and constant schedule shifting as a result of his side projects, namely the fan-fictions and now crossovers. So I do have to apologize on bringing you into the argument and just assuming that this all had a connection.
I will point out however that he also said he has nothing against what Logan does and dosen’t care as long as he dosen’t get involved in it. The response post came after one where he found an “Adventures of Kingdom Hearts” fan-art, featuring the ponies, Logan’s ‘Kingdom Hearts III’ character of himself, and Sam’s GMod series persona. In that post he called the “-insert character here- Adventures of” fanbase “the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created.” So wouldn’t you have at least something to say about Logan supporting something you hate?
Logan responded through the poster of his Secret of NIMH crossover involving Popeye the Sailor of all characters. He says he hates “amateur” crossovers but does like Lionheart Fantasy Films’ crossovers and would like to join the team if he was offered. If you look at Benny the Beast's demo reel, his children’s book with his criminally familiar 'not Disney’ art style, and even in some of the videos he and his team did, you can see he was possibly trained to be an aspiring animator but still has years of work ahead of him in order to be what he dreams his art is. In other words, all these people you admire are amateurs themselves.
And why would you want to join? You have expressed as to why, but Benny and his team practically have the threshold of the mad “Adventures of” crossover community. They’re subscribed and friends with almost everyone who has made a 'sproof’, 'adventure’, 'parody’, and whatever form of unintentional embarrassment you can think of. So many of the “amateurs” have made tribute fan art, pictures, and videos for Lionheart Fantasy. They’ve practically been encouraged to do this crap! And LIKE IT to the point of insisting that their crossovers are should not tackle adult movies and think they are intended for kids. The real target audience, and they don’t know it, is themselves.
The adults who like and make a story in which furries and characters from El Arca witness the sinking of the Titanic, get dragged underwater with the ship, and find themselves in Atlantica starting a crossover of The Little Mermaid. Even a few of your own fans have expressed how dumb this all is. And I’ll be the first to say, someone who’s honestly in different about what he does, that his work (written or filmed) feels like its been quickly done to get the next project in mind. Knowing from doing his title cards, weeks or a month would pass after the movie would come out and then suddenly Logan begins working on the review and wants a card by the end of the week. Guess that’s how he talks rather quickly in his series.
So yeah, having two video series and a DeviantArt of fan-fiction dosen’t mean you can’t multi-task with them. But the time that is being used isn’t rife with problems you’ll be called out on it for…. wait a minute, I created these two and I’m telling you all this?! Something’s up with me. I know it.
