Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Month
In all my months of riffing Pooh’s Adventures, I’ve never tackled one that was written rather than edited. And, since Hewylewis is still writing his own adventures to this day, it would be right to tackle the worst thing he’s ever done until his Aliens crossover is complete. Ready? Logan’s Adventures of Alien.
He’s so crazy that he ripped off Daniel Esposito.
“cartoosn” lol
To attempt parody, you numbskull.
You only looked at one page of this blog and didn’t read anything but the Ask page link. So yeah, that means you’re a dimwit.
*”you’re”
If you actually read my blog then you’d clearly understand that I’m striking against bad fan fiction, not the actual characters.
Of course I don’t. Otherwise I’d hate cartoons in general.
How many cousins/relatives does Christopher Robin have?
They still fail to understand how dog relationships work. Brian and Vinny aren’t even close to mixed breeds.
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/The_Doctor
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Pooh
“Pooh learns in the upcoming Doctor Pooh that he is a Time Bear, making him a cousin of The Doctor.”
Why.
teh osskarz where on yesstrday!!!!!!11 heers mi 4ts!!!!11
Best Picture
congrats 2 12 yeers a slayv butt i rly think Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween shudv 1 teh osskar!!!!!!!!
Best Director
allfozo kuron???? y not yakko???????
Actor in a Leading Role
congrats 2 mathew makonehy!!!! i luvd him in fools gold!!!!!11
Actress in a Leading Role
i undrstand y kate blanshit won butt twiligt sparkl deservd it moar!!!!!11
Actor in a Supporting Role
rees amblr was snubed big tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Actress in a Supporting Role
shuldv ben ema watson 4 this is teh end!!!!!!11 waek up oskarz!1!!!11
Best Foreign Language Film
wayt, they award dees moovees now?????! i cud hardly undastand any of dem!!!!!!1 y not fosbal or anina???!?!!
Animated Feature Film
woo frozen!!!!!11 tho ekwestria girlz was even beta!!!!1
Documentary Feature
shuddv beeen spaec jam!!!!!11
Best Writing - Original Screenplay
her was gud but u want a reel gud screnplay????? lok at poohs adventurs of lego star warz!!!!!!1
Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay
agen i wish it was ekwestria girlz!1!!!!1 it was baysd on a troo store!!!111
Cinematography
poohs adventrues of frogz was snubd 2!!!!!1 i haet teh osckasrS!!11!”!
Film Editing
it cudv gon 2 rees but NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11 cant dey c dat rees is teh most skild editer on teh planit???!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Music - Original Score
gravviti was a gaem nao??!??!?!
Music - Original Song
let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go!!!!!!1 shaem dis wasnt nomiaetd tho
Production Design
wat was so gr8 abot gatsby?????
Costume Design
i repeet- wat was so gr8 abot gatsby?????
Sound Editing
gravitti wos gud but hobbit is beta than graviti but oh wel.
Sound Mixing
gravitti wos gud but hobbit is beta than graviti but oh wel.
Visual Effects
y not sharknaydo??!?!?
Makeup and Hairstyling
y cant u ppl giv tyla pery creddit?!??!?!!
Short Film - Live Action
such a shaem chanel awsums yeer 5 shorts wer snubed!!!!!!11
Short Film - Animated
get a hors didnt win?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tho i was kinda roootin moar 4 Winnie the Pooh: Hundred Acre Digimon
Documentary Short
teh maekin of free berds shudv 1!!!!!!!!
ovaral teh osskars r a piel of poopy n alwaeys wil b from giving teh vry wierd drango unshaynd an osskar 2 not nomin8in poohs adventyrs!!!!!!11 poop u akademi!!!!!111 poop u 4 teh resst of ur yeers!!!!!!1
btw i dont fink ill be reveoowin moovees of last yeer liek i promissd :(((
Make up your mind. God.
Pooh’s Adventures in The Kite Runner
Benny’s adventures in Pacific Liner
Ronald McDonald’s Adventures in City of God
…what.
Yakko’s mom’s friend Joe’s adventures in Dreamgirls
I can imagine some of the lines now. “Hey, isn’t that Joel Rawlings? Why is he singing?” Or comparing…
Welp, another parody picture… this time parodying Reese and Meg Griffin’s ‘royal engagement’.
NO I DO NOT ACTUALLY SHIP THIS.
Why would it work anyway? Reshiram’s already married.
The first, obviously.
The same guy who plans to put Austin & Ally into The Land Before Time.
They probably still have plans, but they’re just lazy.
It’s likely they would make it, considering they’re already taking on South Park.
There are exceptions.
Not at all. But disturbing as it may be, a train is even more ridiculous than a cyborg in my opinion. They’re both machines, but one’s logic is more questionable than the other.
