Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Jeffery Fecalman was the abusive boyfriend of Brenda Quagmire, who insults and beats her throughout their relationship. Gis signature weapon is a baseball bat. He speaks like the stereotypical jock, and has blonde hair. He drives a truck and is above average height. Although her brother Glenn Quagmire tries to tell him that his girlfriend is not in his house, he can see through his lie and beats Brenda. Jeff agrees with Glenn and Brenda that people should not insult family members.

I have no idea if the wiki’s current admin actually checks what’s going on.

This guy always wants to come back for more at DA, too. Here’s his favourites, full of train-on-pony action and vore.

• 7:54 Well, you just ruined a whole movie, there’s that.

• Rated 15: 
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Overall: 2.4/5

0.52/10. Well, that was disappointing. I really should’ve picked a worse video to riff this Halloween. I could’ve picked one of Yakko’s videos (that is, if I could find them again). Instead, I chose an old video that doesn’t come close to -1/10. I mean, come on, it’s Pooh’s Adventures of frickin’ Beetlejuice. Ah well, at least I didn’t have to sit through introduction scenes or overlong gasping montages. Hope you enjoyed your Halloween better than this video!

• 4:53 See why the people making these videos should pay attention? Now Kanga’s doing something to them.
• 8:17 And that’s my review of Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice. G'night!

• 3:10 *can’t contain his laugher*
• 6:20 Just not too much of them.
• 6:40 NO

Don’t have much to comment about on this part, since the guests have such little screen time. People think this is fun, by the way.

• 2:39 “Are you guys look like dead or something?”
• 2:43 Anything to keep the francWAIT A MINUTE. One of these characters was surprised at how Lydia could see the whole gang, and now they claim to have been put under a magic spell by the Good Fairy. It’s a bad video, of course there’s plot holes.
• 2:51 *sigh* People like this…
• 4:21 That’s all they’re here for, and that’s all they’ll ever be here for. That, and line theft.
• 6:01 [link]*

*Couldn’t find a better reaction shot, sorry

• 0:27 Kid, we’re in an age where Disney will not allow smoking in their movies anymore, let alone slit throats.
• 1:38 It is not Halloween, it’s friggin’ March. Stop singing about Halloween!
• 2:44 Especially when it’s in Spring.
• 6:05 Is it?
• 7:29 That question couldn’t be more deserved in these videos.

• 1:22 *eyebrow rises*
• 4:13 Nonsensical scripting ahoy!
• 7:31 Pooh and his friends wouldn’t get used to this that easily.
• 9:36 Even longer than planned with you guys around.

You know, Pooh and his friends have such little screen time so far, I was expecting something newer. Something worse.

• 0:05 I dunno… Don’t start that again?
• 1:05 And there’s your first bit of evidence that Pooh and some cartoon vultures have just stumbled into a purely 15-rated adventure.
• 1:46 It’s Disney’s first ever feature film for adults only!
• 4:32 WHAT IS KANGA DOING THERE
• 4:38 WHAT IS MOWGLI DOING THERE

And here’s the part where Winnie the Pooh and his friends finally die.

• 1:40 Hopefully this will mean no more adventures, right? Ri- Hmm. Maybe this could explain the whole logic of these vi- Forget it. It already happened like this.
• 2:48 Already a reason why they shouldn’t be here. These guys just died, for Pete’s sake.
• 3:42 Implying you ever did have reflections.
• 3:54 Coincidentally, Pooh doesn’t look too lively in this shot.
• 7:36 POOH DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Boo! Hiss!

Yes, those sounds are exactly what you think they are and more. It’s Halloween! So here’s a terrifyingly bad idea for a Disney crossover, and old one from the looks of it - the original Beetlejuice. There’s also adventures through Hocus Pocus and The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy, but those two are Disney themselves. This is Tim Burton going wild at Geffen.

Where I come from, Beetlejuice is classified 15, a more strict rating than PG. This is not just because the film has swearing that will quite obviously be replaced by tamer captions, but because of the gory images throughout. How will Daniel Esposito cope? Let’s find out, shall we? *evil cackling followed by a fit of coughing and wheezing* Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice.

• 0:23 Eh, it’s at least nice to see the whole thing rather than just one word.
• 1:30 Of course there would be Pok– Oh, okay. At least this is old.
• 1:54 Heh, couldn’t even find his own MSWMM file.
• 4:39 So the vultures are already with them? Well, that saves us from an introduction scene. For now. Oh heck, why should I complain? There’s very little guest stars here.
• 5:08 Yeah. Why ARE you here for?
• 5:12 …nothing. Because that’s what he always does.
• 6:42 Not for another seven months, to be honest.
• 10:02 Notice how throughout those few minutes, Adam and Barbara were completely ignorant of their new roommates?

But as the blimp falls down, Trixie kicks Twilight over the side, and as the unicorn hangs on for dear life, Trixie then picks up a metal pole and is determined to terminate Twilight for good. But then Willy fires a harpoon into her tail which pins her to the blimp. Then our heroes draw fire at the blimp, in which it blows up. Killing Trixie.

These damn bronies just don’t get it.