Heck No Pooh's Adventures

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Pooh’s Adventures is a trend of videos that are basically full-length movies with clips of cartoons for a younger/older generation spliced in to add “a better story”. These can either be Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot from The Land Before Time, Ronald McDonald, Ask Ketchum or any of the specific characters mentioned in the tags, and they share no involvement or fit in the story except for reaction shots and comments about the state of the world. And for some reason, people like these videos. They aren’t funny, they aren’t witty, they’re just created to make crossover fans ejaculate for an hour or two. Or three.

Any movie could be Pooh’d by these insane weirdos, even the bloody Star Wars saga. If you look at the Pooh’s Adventures Wikia, you’d see that THERE ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY VIDEOS EXISTING! Around 1209 of them are in development, and more than 151 have been deleted! They spent no effort whatsoever making videos that are nothing but more or less than 90 minutes of bastardisation, and they only have themselves to blame for their suspensions!

That’s why this blog was made (I’m not doing this for profit, anyway). I’ll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for crossovers, so if you are sick of this ongoing cult following, even though there’s no way to stop it from happening, then submit the manchildishness to this Tumblr right away!