Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 4:26 Great, now Japanese characters are going to dumb down Fantasia with dialogue aplenty.
• 5:21 Way to spit on his grave, Danny.
• 5:53 James Woods as Bowser. And I thought Dennis Hopper was unfitting.
• 7:08 How can they remotely related when they aren’t the same species?
• 7:40 Pets, eh? At least Daniel knows a little more than Yakko.

• Uncensorship:
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• Pokémon empowerment: 
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• Bestiality: 
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• Human-on-reptile sex: 
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Overall: 4/5

0.2/10. Evidence that when Pooh’s Adventurers go this far, that’s when they really do have no clue. Oh, I’ve seen talking trains and rainbow ponies make Michael Bay’s films even messier, but to add all these Disney characters into a movie with more adult material than even Who Framed Roger Rabbit, this is when the whole fad gets worse than it already is. And still, people like it despite every single “adventure” using an overabundance of heroes and villains as well as the same subplot. These people have a lot to learn about storytelling. Tune in next time as Daniel calls out “Beetlejuice!” No, not the cartoon.

TEH GR8TIST BATL BEGINZ OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• 1:07 Or is it? It could be the 50th.
• 1:29 Sort out the volume, for God’s sake.
• 2:30 It’s a lot funnier when it doesn’t work.
• 3:58 WOAH JESUS
• 4:00 Apparently, it doesn’t kill people but turn them purple instead.
• 4:10 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 5:02 Or just simply kill them so that you won’t have to put up with them again?
• 5:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS
• 6:21 Just how many times is he going to die, let alone like this?
• 10:47 Or how about you burn them alive with your fireballs and get it over with, you lazy ass?
• 11:26 Meh, I’ve seen better.

• 00:59 Because the creator of this video and the fans of this meme want more. MORE.
• 1:25 [link]
• 1:50 Why not just dub this over an actual animated clip so that this wouldn’t be so unintentionally laughable?
• 4:27 Why should you censor that when you’ve already let drugs and boobs slide?
• 7:51 Don’t interrupt it! It’s, uh, your moment!
• 10:44 I’m sorry, it’s too difficult to take someone mouthing the song seriously when really they’re supposed to be singing it.
• 11:46 *sigh* Well, I’ll give it some credit - at least they didn’t introduce themselves to anyone.
• 13:00 What sense does this line make to Daniel and his friends? Seriously. Just cut it out. Literally. And non-literally.
• 14:40 And that totals to 45 additional characters. Jesus Christ.

• 0:16 The cut from a druggie to Donald Duck really sums it all up.
• 3:23 A new a little criticism about the movie itself: What I found weird about this scene was that we never saw this double again.
• 3:46 Yet another thing I hadn’t realised until now? So many of these adventures involve some of the heroes being caged. Not killed or cursed, just caged. People like this.
• 5:40 I mean, really. They could have suffered the same punishment as the real heroes.
• 7:03 This is what could happen when one watches Pooh’s Adventures. Be warned.
• 12:16 That entire song proved that Mok was the one and only. And then Bowser from the Mario games appeared.
• 13:40 Anyone who has not seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 should proceed no further.
• 14:00 And no Crime Empire, either.

I’m surprised that nobody has reacted to Cindy’s panty shots at all. Especially Brock.

• 0:22 No weirder than Daniel’s.
• 2:11 I dunno, Jessie, Sparky makes a point.
• 3:34 Not only doesn’t Daniel notice that he spelled “Ancient” wrong, but he doesn’t even notice that Bowser’s new captions are in the way of his face.
• 4:14 And that’s the way things go when you have dozens of villains stopping your heroes at a time.
• 5:07 Would make some sense in 2005.
• 5:41 You can say that again. And again. And again…
• 5:43 You already have. Millions of times.
• 5:50 Nickelodeon.
• 5:58 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:23 With such filler as this, the movie has gone from 78 minutes to 125.
• 6:52 You’re not helping, hero.
• 7:33 In this scene, the tattoo is cut out. But will it be completely cut out?
• 8:11 Oh… *stares at the bottom-left corner and bursts with laughter*
• 8:44 *laughs even harder*
• 9:31 People… *laughs* …they like this…
• 10:25 A hybrid of paying attention and not looking close enough.
• 10:44 Not having Mok as the leader ruins his wit and his independence.
• 11:15 Ah, Club 666, the raunchiest scene in the movie - drugs are smoked, nipples stick out and breasts are groped. Then again, it happened in the Mark Twain movie and it got rated G…
• 12:13 And here’s our first sign in the scene that Daniel fails at censorship.
• 12:25 *laughs again*
• 12:58 Wow. Just……wow. He barely censored anything in this scene. Makes me wonder what’s going on with the South Park crossovers…
• 14:14 Cindy was such a well-animated character for some reason.
• 14:45 They especially weren’t allowed in the club, unless they stood on top of each other and walked around in a trenchcoat.

• 0:07 Wasn’t it already obvious? There’s always hundreds of villains after you at the same time.
• 1:08 For vandalism and movie piracy, that’s why. That’s the way the government works, I’m sorry to say.
• 2:04 Again, this shot just makes the logic of these videos all the more confusing. There’s a reason the original movies limit their main characters down to a few, you know.
• 3:00 You should know already, you’ve met many of these villains in so many of your past adventures.
• 3:13 I haven’t yet pointed out that this is one of the most common cliches in these videos; “You know him?”
• 4:16 “Excatly.” Haven’t these people any idea of how slow the pace becomes when so many villains are introduced? It’s like Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but much x200 worse. I know I’m making a lot of comments on things I may or could have pointed out before, but God, these videos are uninspired.
• 5:07 Don’t you mean “a challenge”? Because that’s less literal.
• 5:26 No, I’m never suprise to see you at all.
• 5:33 This has been going on for three minutes already, and that feels like three hours. Our heroes should be dead by now.
• 7:08 I haven’t watched any episode of Avatar, but I know how you fans are feeling right now discovering that they made Azula the wife of Bowser Jr.
• 9:35 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

• 1:21 Why is Kanga still never part of these videos even when she appears by coincidence?
• 1:58 Everyone here is dumb. Just as much as three of the teammates. Nobody here has a personality.
• 2:32 Who, even in cartoons, says that?
• 3:05 Don’t worry, he could have meant Pooh Bear.
• 3:44 Never mind him, this thing’s supppsed to be focusing on Pooh!
• 4:54 The villains put on their unfinished dino disguises.
• 7:33 And there they are. The Pokemon guys do so much more and yet Pooh Bear is always the hero out of every one of these characters.
• 9:21 Heh, pathetic English dubbing.
• 10:25 What was that supposed to be, a one-liner?
• 11:10 I’ll give Daniel some credit for not mentioning every single one of them in a whole sentence unlike plenty of other people.
• 12:34 Another thing Daniel didn’t understand - when it comes to censoring objectional content, he’s not very eagle-eyed.
• 13:34 Since when did this happen?
• 14:06 Oh dear, another “at” montage.

• 0:30 Why are they looking so surprised? They didn’t even like the music.
• 0:56 Well, now you know what rock is.
• 1:16 Brock in love with a mouse. Ew. Then again, this is the same series where Little Godzilla banged a little girl.
• 3:00 Please, this is a kids show, not BoJack Horseman.
• 3:15 Just because it’s a concert doesn’t mean it’s acceptable for you even as a villain to say the obvious out loud even as someone who can speak in captions.
• 4:35 Like I’ve said before, there are so many additional characters it’s no wonder they have to pick a guest at random in order to give every one of them credit.
• 5:22 You think that’s rude? Later on, a couple of characters say “shit”. Seriously, not everything has to be your adventure.
• 5:28 Jonathan Liebsman’s Raphael?
• 6:04 Zazu reviews a Pooh’s Adventure.
• 6:13 It’s definitely not as weird as this video. What’s Yzma doing with the heroes?
• 6:16 It’s bothering me, too. Hmm… I wonder…
• 6:40 He’d just flip the bird at you and walk away without a damn to give.
• 8:25 So far, they didn’t censor/get that.
• 8:55 People like this.
• 9:19 This is one of the things that makes the whole thing confusing - the guests are nowhere to be seen in this shot.
• 10:25 Our second reaction montage, yet another excuse to slow down the pace of the adventure. Me, when I parodied these videos I stretched 100 minutes of film combined to 155. That’s how boring this is.
• 13:29 And all because not a single villain has died yet.
• 13:41 And when will you be through with them exactly?
• 13:47 One of the many rules for these adventures. Sad, isn’t it?

Rock and Rule was one of those adult-oriented ‘toon movies from the 80’s that was Nelvana’s first feature film, and it was nothing like what they would produce later. The script was lame, but the animation was well done enough to make it passable at best. It had balls for a PG - there were drugs, boobs, S-words, heavy metal, you name it. And yet, not even a film like this can suffer undergoing a more reasonless edit than the MGM version - the Pooh’s Adventures version. Yes, Winnie the Pooh is ready to rock and this movie is ready to hit rock bottom. But let’s watch the damn thing anyway to see what they had to censor. Pooh’s Adventures of Rock and Rule.

• 2:25 You do know there’s a version available with the title included, right? Right?
• 2:58 Or is it? You never can tell with the amount of videos like this.
• 3:04 Are you using Windows Movie Maker on XP? If so, did you know that you can control the volume of clips?
• 3:54 BOWSER: What? I can’t hear you, the music’s too… Could someone please turn that damn music down?
• 4:06 Mok didn’t take this long to be revealed. These people don’t know what the hell the element of surprise is.
• 4:20 And now he sorts out the volume out of all the times he could have done it beforehand.
• 9:18 Bowser can’t fit into this car even if he was the only one inside.
• 12:03 *jumps off of his seat*
• 12:19 Well, thanks for saving me the trouble at least.
• 12:29 The main hero out of every character in this video.
• 12:58 [link]
• 13:58 Face it, Piglet, it’s still better than dubstep.

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