Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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I'll make it nice and sweet, and this is going to Resse. What the fuck is wrong with your mind? I like cartoon girls myself, but I don't fall in love or masturbate to an underaged girl and actually think she's real! Resse, you either have a brain a size of a snail, or have no brain at all. That is all I can say.

And I draw a cartoon version of myself with a made-up, bloated girlfriend that doesn’t exist, and yet I know the meaning of “virginity”.

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That’s Not true he Just Probablly Said that on Purpose.

PoohMod: Search your feelings, Reese, you know it be true.

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and  of What you Said of Johnny Hating me is Not True it’s a Lie.

PoohMod: Really? Then care to explain the screencap I posted of his comment?

I'm autistic, and I don't act as insane as Reese. (I'm sending this under anonymous because people like him and Chris-chan are unintentionally increasing ableism towards autistics)

Anonymous

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if you Make a Vid About me then you Are gonna be in Big Trouble and if it Shows Me Still Breaking up with Numbuh 5 im Still not Gonna do it.

PoohMod: Oh, mercy me. *types the script*

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Okay That’s it im Calling the Police.

PoohMod: Okay, that’s it. I’m making a video about you.

And I’m not fibbing.

Proof that not even Johnny O. approves of Reese’s antics.

Proof that not even Johnny O. approves of Reese’s antics.

(Source: chopfe.deviantart.com)

Guess what I did the the Pooh's Adventures Of Pokemon: Rise Of Darkrai page on Scratchpad? Added this. HOLY SHIT! IT'S A MANCHILD'S WET DREAM!Guest stars nobody but these freaks...SpongeBob ShitPants, Patrick Sr, Squidward Testicles, Sandy Cheat, Eugene Krabs Fag, Gary the Snail, Pearl Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Somebody Who Needs A Blowjob, More Faggits, Fannys, Manchilds, Drew Pickles (Gayest Man In The Universe),

Anonymous

Hell, I'm a 16 year old girl and I don't act like Reese.

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did you Had to Ask your friend to Make Another Bad Pic About me? that of What you Just did is illegal.

PoohMod: I didn’t ask him, he just did it for fun, and no, it’s nothing the police can do much about. I thought you ignored us. Please deal with the hatred you are getting; even Johnny from the LionKingHeart gang hates you.

I wonder if Reese even knows that in the Japanese dub of "Codename: Kids Next Door", Numbuh 5 is voiced by a man. I've heard about this information at TVTropes.

Anonymous

I’m sure he wouldn’t give a damn.

Pooh’s Adventures Inside Reese’s Buttcheeks - The Pooh’s Adventure to end all Pooh’s Adventures! Join Reese Ambler on a personal journey into his sub-conscious mind as he struggles to differentiate reality and fantasy. Strangely enough, Pooh doesn’t even make an appearance here, but the movie makes up for it as they include an assortment of lovable copyrighted characters that the whole family enjoy, including Jason Voorhees, Fritz The Cat, The Ghost of Frank Zappa, and the backwards alien from XTRO.
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Reese Ambler is quite the…..INTERESTING individual. Even I didn’t act like him at the age of 16. Now I don’t wanna act like an ass just for the sake of being an ass. But Reese is such a rude little twerp with poor grammar skills, less-than-riveting artwork, and an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon girl, I can’t help but add my own two cents. Now granted, he MIGHT show room for improvement as he gets older, but if he’s like this at the age of 21, then there’s no hope for him socially.

Pooh’s Adventures Inside Reese’s Buttcheeks - The Pooh’s Adventure to end all Pooh’s Adventures! Join Reese Ambler on a personal journey into his sub-conscious mind as he struggles to differentiate reality and fantasy. Strangely enough, Pooh doesn’t even make an appearance here, but the movie makes up for it as they include an assortment of lovable copyrighted characters that the whole family enjoy, including Jason Voorhees, Fritz The Cat, The Ghost of Frank Zappa, and the backwards alien from XTRO.

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Reese Ambler is quite the…..INTERESTING individual. Even I didn’t act like him at the age of 16. Now I don’t wanna act like an ass just for the sake of being an ass. But Reese is such a rude little twerp with poor grammar skills, less-than-riveting artwork, and an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon girl, I can’t help but add my own two cents. Now granted, he MIGHT show room for improvement as he gets older, but if he’s like this at the age of 21, then there’s no hope for him socially.

Second parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil.

Second parody of YakkoWarnerMovies101’s “original character” Frank Phil.

Will you be remaking your anti-pooh's adventures wiki?

Anonymous

Unfortunately not, considering Wikia’s policies.

“Watch as Pooh and pals team up with Walter White to produce the purest crystal honey ABQ has ever seen!”

Sources: Breaking Bad, Winnie The Pooh, HowToBasic Facade, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, Dr. Strangelove, Super Smash Bros Brawl, ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, Cinemassacre, Gravity Falls, As Good As It Gets, The Shining