Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Oct 1

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_of_2001:_A_Space_Odyssey

So I’m kind of drunk at the moment, and I decided to finally go and vandalize the Pooh’s Adventures wiki with that 2001 thing I mentioned a few weeks ago. Go take a look at it before the mods take it down and/or send me poorly-capitalized death threats.

PoohMod: They erased it, so click Read More for what used to be there. Spoilers, obviously.

Keep reading

Oct 1

Does anyone know why any of the Pooh's Adventures people never capitalize their sentences properly?

Anonymous

Because a lot of them have weak grammar, unsurprisingly.

Oct 1

Why do all of the Pooh's Adventures posters use the same bloody picture of Pooh and his friends?

Anonymous

Because it’s on the main page of the Wiki I guess.

Oct 1

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Allright i’ll Ignore what you Say and I Hope you’ll Ignore My Friends Too YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL IGNORE US

PoohMod: Please do ignore us, and for God’s sake ignore the criticism your videos are getting. Take criticism, please. After all, you’re dealing with a 20 year old here.

Oct 1

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Rules? Heres a Rule for you THIS PLACE GETS TURNED OFF (Pushes heckNo Pooh Guy Off)

PoohMod: It won’t turn off, no matter how hard your scripted actions try. Just let us have fun.

Oct 1

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and if you Think I Should Ignore you then How About you Ignore Me and My Friends.

PoohMod: Just ignore us already. People don’t give a crap when the likes of Encyclopedia Dramatica trashes on them, and neither should you.

Oct 1

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First of all you See im Not Selfish and im Not a Nosepicker im Trying to Ask you a Reason why This Evilness your doing Just Needs to end.

PoohMod: You may not be a nosepicker, and I realise that now, but there is strong evidence of your selfishness on every page of this blog’s “Reese” tag. Unfortunately, your knowledge isn’t good enough to know that. We will end this “evilness” if you IGNORE US AND LEARN WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG IN YOUR CROSSOVERS.

Oct 1

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I Saw that Vid LeoFan Made and About Those Suggestions Were Not Gonna Follow Them it Would’ve Happened Before the Series Started But No it’s Too Late.

PoohMod: Reese, do you realise how selfish you are being?

Oct 1

LeoFan takes on BrerDaniel, the man who started it all.

Is that really Reese making these comments or just Max impersonating him?

Anonymous

PoohMod is Max. Reese is “reeseandnumbuh5” and doesn’t yet know how to use the Ask page.

You ought to feel sorry for Reese's parents. Looks like their family name dies with him.

Anonymous

What Reese should do is tell them about the trouble he’s getting. They’ll have better advice for him than to try and come back at the bullies.

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Actually I Lied to you im Not Doing your Orders you Bald-Troublemaker

PoohMod: I know you were, you trouble-taker. Now prepare for 10,000 years of non-stop trolling, because if you want to remain a sad, troubled man for as long as you live, with us and potentially hundreds of others giving you shit about your poorly made crossovers, inflated egotism and disturbing obsessions, then that’s perfectly fine by me. You’re asking for all this hate. All these mockeries, all these piss-takes, all these immature death threats. You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into with the crap you say. You’re just making yourself look like a bigger asshole than me and most of my blog’s supporters.

What I’m trying to say is that ignorance is bliss. Me, I’ll never shut down this blog because I’m not going to ignore the lack of effort that goes into these crossovers, but if you leave us alone, we’ll leave you alone, and then you can live a long, happy life. If you don’t, then you’re finding many excuses to make yourself miserable, and nobody likes being miserable. It’s a war you can’t win, buddy. So, ready for the next round?

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Okay Okay i’ll Accecpt the Offer.

PoohMod:

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What?…No you Wouldn’t Dare you Can’t Do this!!

PoohMod: If you didn’t refuse then this argument wouldn’t carry on. Perhaps you didn’t read the parts about stopping a fight; by refusing my kind offer you’re asking for trouble.

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Hmmm Let me Think…..Nope Never Sorry.

PoohMod: You still want your life to be a living hell until the day you die, huh?