Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 16. This part is 18 fucking minutes long.

• 0:46 After all that screaming, Simba is just standing there in a Buzz Lightyear costume with a dopey smile on his face.
• 1:19 Scooby-Doo. This is supposed to be a crossover based on Scooby-Doo.
• 1:52 Saddam Hussein here was such a looney that the music couldn’t take him seriously and stopped.
• 2:09 What, was his original laugh not menacing enough?
• 2:39 Heh, flipped watermark.
• 2:42 It’s official - Pooh and friends are fucked. That’s all, folks!
• 2:50 They had Pikachu this whole time! Why didn’t Pikachu use his electric cheeks?!
• 3:04 And so would Ash, Misty and Brock. They have Pokéballs they never fucking used.
• 3:17 Well, it’s about damn time.
• 3:30 Pooh’s been wearing quite a variety of Halloween costumes on this trip.
• 3:36 Oh, how typical.
• 3:44 Really, why couldn’t they have done this in the first place! They had all the time but waited until the villains caused the apocalypse in a Scooby-Doo episode!
• 4:15 Where the hell (badum-chh) did that river of souls come from?
• 4:30 Star Wars music? Oh, please.
• 4:37 The Duke’s magic breath can make things explode?
• 4:54 Another unannounced cameo. At least Woody had a torch of his own.
• 5:00 Tigger? It was a much smaller cat who saved you!
• 5:40 Well, that was boring.
• 6:25 Well, this sure beats being subjected to his space ranger costume.
• 7:04 Correction for Simba: “I’ve fed him to the hyenas once and I’ll feed him to the hyenas again!”
• 7:19 Well, that won’t help. Too damn quiet.
• 7:21 See?
• 7:42 They’re not even holding anything but popcorn!
• 8:04 Lucy’s not the first cartoon character to get turned into a black woman.
• 8:09 Woah, Lucy has one hell of a tongue.
• 8:12 Not fooled, Yakko. Not fooled at all.
• 8:13 Keep in mind that Reese used this to try and hilariously come back at haters like me.
• 8:16 Why are they gasping? Are they on his side?
• 8:58 Ah, but he’ll be back.
• 9:03 Even though there isn’t supposed to be any cowboys involved here!
• 9:16 Like I said, no cowboys.
• 9:26 Slinky, you traitor!
• 9:36 Dubbing over a dream scene in Toy Story 3 does not an epic battle make.
• 9:57 Even though Ash is standing right in front of you.
• 10:33 Where did that cliff even come from? This would make a lot more sense if this wasn’t based on an episode of fucking Scooby-Doo.
• 11:17 Not quite as funny without a stunt double.
• 11:34 Finally, Snoopy does something for once. I wouldn’t be surprised if footage from his Red Baron game was used.
• 12:00 Close enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if that horrid Pet Force movie was used for Garfield’s attempts to attack.
• 12:30 Wow. Fun.
• 12:56 YakkoWarnerMovies101 is full of surprises. Yeah…
• 14:02 Pooh Bear? This could actually be interesting, considering his uselessness…
• 14:04 Shut up, you.
• 14:09 Oops. *snickers*
• 14:56 You know, this battle would be somewhat epic if we actually saw them in the same shot.
• 15:16 Ice cream? Really?
• 15:19 First of all, that was a piano. Second of all, find a better reaction shot!
• 15:22 He’s not your god damned cousin.
• 15:54 Forget it. The battle’s still horrifying.
• 16:14 See? That’s clearly not Pooh saving the day!
• 16:20 Reese’s continuity may be involved here but at least not himself. But then again, there will be Halloween Hassle at Dracula’s Castle…
• 16:39 Captured again? Our heroes are so lame!
• 17:17 In the least epic round of this battle!
• 17:35 No cliff, no lava, no graves. PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

Proof that people like this:

• “One of these days, I would so like to do a Pooh/LKHFF adventure.” (He soon stopped)
• “This is Awesome i like the Parts where Toadadile uses water on Hades to get rid of His Hair, Tigger telling Ursula to get out and Simba fighting Scar”
• “That was amazing!”
• “This had to have been one of the BEST battles I’ve EVER seen!”

Bitch, you haven’t seen enough.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 15. Remember how harsh I was on Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper?

• 0:08 That wasn’t so hard, was it?
• 0:23 Oh, fuck you.
• 0:46 They never give a damn, don’t they?
• 0:58 Just say “the villains” like Shaggy did!
• 1:11 What’s this? Logic? In a Pooh’s Adventure?
• 1:37 And they say Fred knows better.
• 1:47 Damn it, Pooh Bear!
• 4:22 Now that the magic of Benny the Beast has been sprinkled onto the editing, expect Sean’s even worse artwork of the Flintstones anytime soon.
• 4:30 Why did I think the last Scooby-Doo crossover battle was such a mess? This is pollution!

Proof that people like this:

• “I can’t wait to see the next part, something tells me that part 16 is gonna be One… Big… Battle… BRAWL!”
• “I Spotted a Reference from DisneyDaniel93’s Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians When Jafar Says You’re Not Going Anywhere, Pooh and Ash. Great Job with That.”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 14. The crowd hasn’t gone this wild over any previous part.

• 0:15 Just Pumbaa?
• 1:57 I just realised something - things like this would be a lot better if Yakko had Adobe Premiere and the skills to add videos layer upon layer. That way, this would be minutes shorter!
• 2:53 Oh, bother. I don’t remember thinking that through.
• 2:56 What are any of you doing here?
• 3:02 Oh goodness, this is where Benny’s art comes in, isn’t it?
• 3:10 Besides causing the Crane Manor even more chaos than planned because if they hadn’t arrived then Mystery Inc. wouldn’t have to deal with so much bad guys?
• 3:18 But how’d he end up in the 70’s?
• 3:33 Just remember - Benny was wise enough to notice the trollbait his videos became, despite decent ratings. The rest of the Pooh’s Adventures community, however…
• 3:52 Good try at getting the colours appropriate. Next time, change the font to Boink LET.
• 3:54 What happened to Ash? Did Cosmo and Wanda activate “non-wimp mode”?
• 4:09 “Espiscally” Why is Gaston so concerning? There’s a lion who killed someone’s father.
• 4:21 Which didn’t work the first time.
• 4:28 Weird. Baloo turned into a lion.

Proof that people like this:

• “For The Final Battle, Could You Put In Muscle Man From Regular Show?”
• “I thought you’d never get to this part, and I have to say,Buzz Lightyear was a REAL NICE touch, you’re just full of surprises! I got a good feeling the next part is gonna be BIG! I can HARDLY wait!”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 13. Just from looking at the thumbnail I’m already dreading this.

• 0:06 And we begin just how part 8 ended.
• 0:36 Is Yakko even aware that there are more clips of Tigger talking than just that? In the Tigger Movie, there’s a whole scene where he isn’t happy.
• 0:52 “The Headless Horseman and those other crooks” Now your script has been improved!
• 1:30 PFFFF HA HA HA HA HA
• 1:47 Speak for yourself, Ttark. There’s still four parts of this left before the credits.
• 2:19 It’s your presence.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 12. Do not watch this part. Seriously, don’t.

• 0:00 Iraq? Oh, bother…
• 0:16 The Animanics’ Saddam Hussein parody? Well, it’s at least better than including Achmed.
• 0:46 SpoilePEOPLE LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
• 1:56 Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
• 2:02 -oh.
• 3:21 If Yakko knew better, he’d write “And he finally found a head!”
• 3:45 At least we have a line like this to keep the video from lasting an extra hour.
• 3:49 Can you believe that Jafar and Maleficient gave birth to a Digimon?!
• 4:00 And thanks to the creator’s poor attention span, now I know who the Horseman really is! Fuck you, YakkoWarnerMovies101!

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 11. If the Horsemen needs a head, then so does anyone finding this exciting.

• 0:04 Just another moment where it’s clear these characters are now idiots.
• 1:04 Why didn’t Yakko do something like that before? Time must be saved.
• 2:15 [link]
• 3:32 Huh? Why this?
• 3:39 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 4:53 Wouldn’t it easier to say “the Headless Horseman and his acquaintances”?

Here’s why Benny and Logan are friends with a maniac.