Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Reese goes to show again that if you try and come back at your haters this way, they’re going to carry on. You’re not going to make them feel any worse.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 8. Only ten parts left.

• 0:07 Spoiler alert.
• 0:23 “Which way will they run? Which way will they hide?” Such terrible dialogue.
• 0:28 Another case of rolling a multi-sided dice and seeing who faces the top.
• 0:40 Turns out there already was a way.
• 0:48 Of course it had to be this song - I knew it was coming. Believe me, I added it into my own adventure.
• 1:08 At least in my parody I muted the name of the place they were originally taking over.
• 1:41 I also made sure the Kaa voice fit somebody well.
• 2:33 Oh, no you don’t.
• 2:40 Well, at least Yakko was aware of that Cosmo and Wanda can do such a thing as that.
• 2:55 Just as I predicted. And we’ve still got much longer than an hour left!
• 3:08 How about a hug?
• 3:10 [link]
• 3:17 You should know. You created this video.
• 3:24 A flashback? Does Yakko have any idea of how long his video is?
• 4:36 Oh, what a simpler time that was.
• 4:54 Gilbert Gottfried seems to do a more charismatic CG Garfield than Bill Murray.
• 5:03 It’s not just your fur that is coming off…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 7. The pain…

• 0:00 Coming from someone surrounded by a lot of heroes.
• 0:02 Way to state the bitter obvious.
• 0:07 They would stop if you would stop hijacking so many shows and movies that don’t need you.
• 0:14 Because it’s Halloween.
• 0:37 Ah, but they do. They always do.
• 0:47 Except he isn’t quite as smart as he used to.
• 1:01 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• 1:44 You do have a soul, don’t you, Yakko?
• 2:30 Enjoy your life as a frog, penguin!
• 3:18 “fabolous”
• 3:29 (see 3:20, part 5)
• 3:49 Oh, you’ve got to be fucking shitting me! Is Yakko even aware of how bad his timing is?
• 4:03 What was in those geysers, Sulfur Hexafluoride?
• 4:08 I’ll give Yakko credit - this time, Pumbaa’s there.
• 4:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:09 Still can’t find anything better for the dalmatians, huh? May I remind you that there was an episode where they listened to scary stories.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 6. When there’s no audible canned laughter, it’s for a reason.

• 0:17 Why is Timmy a retro cartoon?
• 0:25 I know, right? There’s anime characters in Scooby-Doo.
• 0:39 A gasping montage? Not a screaming montage?
• 0:43 Well, that was disappointing.
• 0:46 RABBIT: Look at Pooh, thinking he’s so smart…
• 1:11 “Blah blah blah we thought we can drop it and join the party.” Huh?
• 1:26 Why is he so surprised? The villains always bring friends.
• 2:09 That was Maleficient.
• 2:23 He’s also a monster. Two humans gave birth to a monster. Literally.
• 2:28 So many gasping, so much time.
• 2:40 Georgette seems to be taking this well.
• 2:51 Hades is the lord of the dead. He took Mr. Sykes, he’d know.
• 3:16 So much repetition and people call this fun.
• 3:49 See?
• 3:51 Correction: “You know all these guys?”
• 4:35 Why does Yakko find this line acceptable?
• 4:54 I’d rather you stopped at “Mickey Mouse”.
• 5:03 When was that? RatiganRules still hasn’t made any of his projects a reality yet.
• 5:29 That just goes to show you - no one causes screaming montages like Gaston!
• 5:42 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:49 Correction: “I thought you all died!”
• 5:58 The Evil Queen already mentioned Bowser. Why so alarmed now?
• 6:12 Just as much as the editing.

If Benny accepted bad impersonations like his own Mickey when he did crossovers, then what was the point of subtitles?

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 5. The CG Smurfs surprisingly did this a lot better.

• 0:11 Damn. Lucy’s really sick of this crap.
• 2:08 If it were, the Manor would catch fire.
• 2:10 Couldn’t they have crashed it earlier? It was a huge mess anyway.
• 2:14 Unfortunately, they will be. 
• 2:30 Neat costume, Daphne.
• 2:37 At least Benny the Beast explains how his characters got to a certain time. People like Yakko don’t know what the heck they’re doing.
• 3:20 A “what” montage? Not a gasping montage?
• 3:49 You met Ichabod Crane and now you’re reacting as if it never happened?
• 4:16 History is in great danger, you guys.
• 4:24 Better question - how did they get there?
• 4:33 He’s a headless ghost, of course he’s scarier.
• 4:47 “excatcly”
• 4:48 To escape him.
• 5:03 The original episode is around 24 minutes long.
• 7:13 Well, that proved nothing about how they managed to get to that time. Disappointing.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 4. In the words of Charlie Brown, AAUGH!

• 0:16 Damn straight.
• 0:34 Why are they crying? Because the trees are being chopped down or because they’re having to sit through another musical mess?
• 0:42 And why is Ttark singing in a German accent?
• 0:45 This video ruined oxygen for me.
• 0:54 Charlie Brown = GPOY.
• 1:34 Great, now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks.
• 2:07 Cheer up, Charlie Brown. It’s better to have a pumpkin face written on the back of your head than it is to watch crap like this.
• 2:16 TWO HOURS.
• 4:47 Or better yet, continue with the adventure.
• 4:58 Watch out for thugs.
• 5:36 Fun…
• 6:35 *pauses and stares* Keep it to yourself, Max, keep it to yourself…

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 3. Two hours and seven minutes, this damn thing is.

• 0:02 You’re getting ready for a Halloween party. Stop dancing and get prancing!
• 0:05 This would’ve been a lot better if it was just Georgette. As a matter of fact, it would be a lot better if it was just Georgette I was watching instead of all these stupid cartoon shenanigans!
• 1:34 Kanga and Roo, finally in a Pooh’s Adventure! And they’re…
• 1:37 …puppets.
• 1:53 And you should be, having wasted so many minutes singing.
• 3:11 For Pete’s sake, internet. Rock-a-Doodle isn’t Disney.
• 3:21 That anime character is Jafar’s son. That anime character is Jafar’s son…
• 3:52 PEOPLE
• 3:54 LIKE
• 3:56 THIS
• 4:02 [link]
• 4:22 Since when did she invite them?
• 4:35 Finally, an actual cousin in a series that related a plush doll to a real bear.
• 4:53 Except for me.
• 5:03 [link]
• 5:12 FOR FUCK’S SAKE YAKKO
• 5:19 [link]

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 2. This is the slowest paced film with a horror theme since Night of Horror.

• 0:08 You should know - you’re Baloo from TaleSpin.
• 0:16 This is intended to be Baloo as he appeared in The Jungle Book. He wouldn’t know what “legal” means!
• 0:59 And speaking of hearing everything…
• 1:03 And here’s Dot Warner in her Leia costume she brings with her on every adventure.
• 1:23 Where’s his costume? Where’s Ash’s costume?!
• 1:36 What the creator should be thinking.
• 1:40 Oh, for Pete’s sake. Them too?
• 1:48 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
• 3:25 You should’ve asked that to the puppies, you dunce.
• 3:31 Which looks more like the lovechild of a beaver and a cheetah.
• 3:40 Me too, Lucy. Me too.
• 3:44 Dude, Fred Flintstone just called his wife “Barney”.
• 3:55 Not any of them!
• 4:09 TTARK: Except for you, Fred. What did you mean to dress up as, a caveman?
• 4:19 “Long time no see is pushing it a little bit, don’t you think? After all, you did last have an adventure in a LEGO game.
• 4:29 Kanga and Roo? It’s about bloody time.
• 4:40 COSMO: Windows Mooooooovie Maker!
• 5:03 OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FRICK FRACK FUDGE POOP SHIT DICKS DICKS DICKS
• 5:44 No, don’t! You’ll be late for the party!
• 5:58 And that’s coming from someone without a voice.