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RSSDo you guys plan to look at more of Benny, Leo and Johnny's full length 'adventure' movies? (Assuming they're still on youtube! XD)
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I do, though he’s decided to quit his own crossover series.
And don't get me started on Jonathan Oosterhof's Disney reviews! Somehow he actually managed to be worse than Doug Walker's own Disney reviews. I mean even if Doug was always between "eeeeh this is not good" and "OH MY GAWD THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!111!1", at the very least he TRIED to do some analysis. Johnny barely even gives credit to the film. It annoys me because I love the Disney animated films, and they deserve better analysis and criticisms than what they get from these guys.
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The more I see and hear of Benny the Beast and friends, the more I think they deserve the mockery that they get. Benny's constant sexualization of classic Disney and cartoon characters is very annoying, and all that time he is wasting making these awful videos could be used to further perfecting his drawing and animation skills. Seriously he rips off every aspect of Disney animation EXCEPT the fluid, lively performances they are known for.
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Considering that all the ____'s Adventures fans are pretty much scientifically proven to be autistic, do you think they actually HAVE feelings for the 9/11 victims, or do they just make "tributes" for the sake of making tributes?
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They do have feelings, they just don’t know what the hell they’re doing wrong.
Still remembering…
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Ah I Knew you Would Make a New Message About that Well that Needs to End im I’m Still Not Breaking up with her and here are Some Reasons Why Cause you Can’t Make Me and you Don’t Have the Power to Control me and Force me to Do Anything you Say your you're Not the Boss of me and your you're Not my Mother Or Father.
PoohMod: But I can be your teacher.
I wouldn’t really say “worse than bronies”…
A Nostalgia Critic cash-in to help you understand what this whole “El Arca” business is about and how sucky it really is.
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and Stop Posting Those Pics of Numbuh 2 and 5 up on This Place Their Fake Besides They Only Get Married in the End of Operation Interviews and No Ones gonna Make a Crossover with That.
PoohMod: *canned laughter* Carry on. You’re entertaining us all.
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im Serious you Jerks im Getting Tired When Keep Telling me to Do that im Not Gonna Break up with Her Numbuh 5 is My Girlfriend AND THAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!
PoohMod:
It’s time for a short Benny, Leo and Johnny Adventure! I’ve been posting plenty of furry junk ever since BlackBuster took on the “Best Of” video, so I just thought I’d go back to riffing on the time-travelling lions. And boy, I can’t believe I never took this on before. In this short, they tarnish a classic that was made before the mouse we know and love started talking. Yes, they went that far. Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Steamboat Willie.
- 0:02 They muffled the audio to try and make it sound old. Nope.
- 1:11 See what I mean?
- 1:45 Was that supposed to be a Ben Stiller impersonation?
- 2:01 Subtitles actually fit quite well in this period of time, even though this came from the sound era. I just wish they were all subtitled so I wouldn’t have to hear that Rafiki voice again.
- 2:02 Excuse me?!
- 2:04 Except the microphone output, that is.
- 2:18 Really?
- 2:21 For a while I’ve imagined Mickey as the president. I’ve also imagined time travel to be illegal in the Toon world.
- 2:50 And here comes one of Benny’s biggest cartoon crushes.
- 4:03 Jesus, Benny’s done some bad impersonations but Mickey just takes the cake!
- 4:07 Shouldn’t Alex be taking the mickey out of Mickey? I mean, just look at who made the Madagascar trilogy.
- 4:16 Bully? Having travelled through time with a bunch of two-legger lions, shouldn’t she tell the difference between bossing and bullying?
- 5:16 In case you forgot, Benny likes this kind of situation a lot. Then again…
- 5:36 Just because they’ve barely done anything for the past minute! Besides, Mickey could already hear so what’s the use?
- 5:44 Mickey’s a first mate, so he’s smarter than you may think.
- 6:19 Alex seems more than pleased after all that.
- 6:25 SIMBA: Stop that or you’ll be lion food!
- 7:49 Oh, Jesus.
- 7:53 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
- 8:37 That is not, and I mean NOT, how you dance to 20’s music.
- 9:40 But you haven’t yiffed him yet!
- 9:42 This happens in pretty much every time travel journey they have.
- 9:47 Alex’s head may be big, but just look at this!
- Terrible impersonations:
- Lack of contribution:
- Inappropriate dancing:
- Dumbing down:
- Yiffing:
Overall: 3.8/5
0.24/10. In this episode, we have learned that Leo’s time travel gizmo sucks, you always need to compare your voice to the original character before impersonating it, dialogue-free films should stay that way, and modern dance moves do not go with everything. Stay tuned for more furry crap, possibly even a full adventure video if I get any suggestions!
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).