Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Apr 2

Nos of Hecks, they are making a live action Winnie the Pooh movie. Maleficent, Cinderella, it was inevitable for something out of the ordinary to come up.

Anonymous

At least this’ll make the common instance of a mixed media reaction shot of a Pooh character (puppets/CGI) even more hilarious.

But seriously, Cinderella worked surprisingly well as a fresh take on any version of the fairy tale and looked gorgeous, but it’s official that Disney no longer gives a damn about animation. This new film’s not going to be as good as Paddington, that’s for sure.

Apr 1
Apr 1

April fools day, huh maxtaro?

Anonymous

Don’t be silly!

Apr 1

Oh-ho, boy, wait'll Reese sees this blog now.

Apr 1

Did Turdie hack into the blog!?

Anonymous

Turdie can’t have done. He’s dead!

Apr 1
Apr 1

How about this? Sonic and friends help Pooh catch the Backson, but things go wrong... like, say... Sonic falls in love with Rainbow Dash, and Amy kills herself. or, Vanellope's mistake of bringing the Happy Tree friends, and finally, Flippy and Uni-kitty going berserk and destroying the book. Thankfully, Pooh gets his happy ending thx to the narrator. I'll call it, Sonic tries to help Winnie the Pooh. like it?

Anonymous

Ew, no!

Apr 1

Revamped again!

Heck Yes Pooh’s Adventures has been given a whole new look. Why should we complain about this trend when we as fans are equally setting our imaginations free? And that’s what makes Pooh’s Adventures so wonderful. In your imagination, anything can happen. You can make the underdog stand up to enemies no other child thought possible, be your own hero and introduce familiar faces to new friends and possible sweethearts. If you can get Mickey Mouse and Marge Simpson together in a video game, anything’s possible.

Long live imagination! :)

I finally did a parody of these things that are a big "Fuck you" to the Pooh Adventures/Twilight Sparkle/Thomas, whatever. I'm curious if you'd wish to post it. Just look for something on deviantart called Adventures in Night of the Demons. If you saw the film, you'll laugh your ass of what I did and really, I'd be amazed if the very people who make these unironically even sit through the film. Not because it's bad but because of what's in it.

I’m sorry, but parody posters are old. Old as hell. They’ll never be funny anymore. Besides, nothing is sacred. Nothing.

Hey Max,Did you notice Rattlesnake Jake from Rango in the poster of that Robots crossover,cause,#1:You forgot to mention about that in your post and #2:I thinks it makes a small bit of sense for him to be in the film,since both films(Robots and Rango) take place inalternate versions of the real world with Anpotromorphic(Sorry,Don't how to spell that word)Creatures.

Anonymous

*glares*

Planes, trains and ponies explore the world of a movie that actually explains how its machines can move around and reproduce.

Planes, trains and ponies explore the world of a movie that actually explains how its machines can move around and reproduce.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Hey Max,Would you do a CinemaSins-Styled Sketch in your blog where you try to find Sins and point them out in Pooh's Adventures Videos?,Look,I'm not telling you to Rip-off CinemaSins or Anything like that,I'm just thinking it would be an Interesting Idea.

Anonymous

The least I’d want to do is resemble any popular people on YouTube who end their videos by shoving subscription begging into your face. Sorry.

Due to the real films content, the film will be censored.Even though you put in a character from a show that Parker and Stone despise?More proof that these people don’t know satire when they see it.
Due to the real films content, the film will be censored.

Even though you put in a character from a show that Parker and Stone despise?

More proof that these people don’t know satire when they see it.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

To those who keep harping on my age in conjunction with my hobby of KP fanfics, try asking them, "How old are the people who created and worked as staff on *Kim Possible*? On *any* children's shows and movies?" … "What age(s) was Walt Disney from founding of his company until he died?"…"Who do you think *makes and writes* most Children's Programming? Runs the varied networks? Approves the shows to Air? Certainly not (many) children."