Heck No Pooh's Adventures
RSSThis time Prince John is the victim instead of the Queen and she yells at him and he turns into Alice holding a pink flamingo and back.
Ah, “sweet” revenge…
Does this count as an “everyone hates the queen” video?
Duh.
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This was supposed to be an original post for my bud, Max’s Tumblr of the ridiculous ‘Adventures of’ fad. Due to technical difficulties in submitting the post in which neither of us can explain or figure how, I’m posting this on my casual Tumbles for the world to see. It’s a looong post about videos by people who need more social help in their lives, so get snacks.
Hey, kids! You wanna read my delightful wisecracks about dweebs one year older than I am? Well I’m sorry for making you do so, but at least we’re dealing with an ‘adventure’ today rather than another reaction to something trivial. I’ve volunteered myself again to take a swan dive into a world where dignity is set back five thousand years. I’m taking another look at another wacky adventure into Jon’s self-insertion into a Disney cartoon.
Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 63: Hide and Seek
The first thing you’ll notice if you have seen any of Jon’s recent adventures on your own is the unnecessary splitting into multiple parts that range from two to four minutes. If anyone who does their own Pooh’s Adventures and does what Jon’s doing in terms of editing, the ten minute limit on videos was broken years ago. Just a late update for you guys.
PART ONE (shown above)
0:05 - I guess the ratio is going to change once we enter the land of a Disney executive’s vision of Oz.
0:12 - “You kids, and that blue train with a landscape backdrop, have fun!“
0:13 - Some part of me inside winces whenever Jon speaks. Not the subject matter and his tones mind you, I’m guilty of those two on a daily basis. It’s his constant struggle to say something in front of a camera or to a microphone. I can’t help but feel bad for him, and others like him, at times even though I do joke on their videos.
0:30 - Baljeet lives in a living nightmare. His father abandoned his mother just when he was being born, he is emotionally abused by his peers and teachers, and constantly goes to therapy where Mr. Stampy keeps feeling up his legs.
0:36 - Good suggestion, Fix It Felix!
0:42 - Irving: “And I know you too! You’re the disembodiment of a manchild’s strange imagination!”
0:49 - “About as long as I have on these same rails?“
0:52 - Trainboy trying to do an Indian accent, everybody.
0:58 - I dunno, Buford. You can fit in the washing machine just fine I think.
1:14 - My engine’s starting to go out! I’m having “heart failure” here!
1:16 - He’s busy being a reason why the show is still going.
1:58 - Holy cannoli! You’re small enough to be penguin chow!Hold onto your asses, things get real wacky under the cut.
This is how to raunchify something properly. Watch all the way through, it’s actually funny!
This so-called “bootleg edition” is just another stupid “edited” video. Can you leave a comment on this “edited” video like you did on those “my reaction” videos, please?
From the description: “Did you know there are TWO versions of the Krusty Krab training video? There’s one Viacom wanted you to see, and then there’s the one they aired on TV. Well, now you get to see the original training video, whether you like it or not! But why didn’t this air? Maybe it was because it mentioned the REAL reason for Krabs’ deep depression, maybe because it lagged so monstrously much in editting that the editor just lost it and gave up on being clever, or maybe, just maybe, because they had limited voice clips at the time and ran a joke deep, deep into the ground. Who knows?
edit 2010: Over 100,000 views?! Seriously! Muslim prophet Muhammad, that’s a crazy amount of views for something that was crapping out constantly in Windows Movie Maker!
Also, it now has closed captioning! Turn that fucker on!
-Tabris”
“Beat tells off the Queen of Hearts” by TrilogyTigerReturns
Psyga's General Blog: THERE ARE RULES TO POOH'S ADVENTURES!?
Okay, I told you guys I’d retire… but… WHAT!? I can’t believe this! THERE ARE RULES FOR POOH’S ADVENTURES!!! I… wow. I actually wonder what sort of rules they could have, because I sure as hell want to know. These rules are for the Pooh’s Adventures Creators who want to contribute to the wikia, so we’re probably looking at what rules the higher ups adhere to. Let’s begin.
1. When you create a character page, please put in who voices the character. The actors and actresses should deserve some recognition.
Okay, simple and fair enough. I mean, it would be cool to know just whose voice to imagine for the characters when they’re in subtitle format.
2. No Anime allowed. (except Pokemon, Digimon and Sailor Moon.)
Oooookay… At least this explains a few things, like why there’s so few Anime in the series. At least I should be thankful, because that means I don’t have to read up on how Kyubey’s new backstory is that he’s the bastard child of Artemis and Maleficent. Though I think the rule is broken. Not sure, though, since it’s not on the Wikia, and I think this rule only applies to the Wikia.
3. NO real life characters allowed. (examples: Barack Obama, George Bush, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, etc…)
Good. Great. No, actually this is great. It helps out greatly. Fanfiction.net doesn’t allow the use of real people in their stories either, so… kudos.
4. If any characters are not created by Disney, put them in the Non-Disney category. (Including T.V. shows and Video Games)
Okay.
5. Don’t make a page about fake spin-offs. (We won’t tollerate fake one, unless they must be shown on Youtube.)
Hm… What about the ones that don’t have Youtube videos? The ones that are being planned out? Case in point, Skarloey’s Adventures.
6. Do not reupload pages that have been deleted.
Another rule that makes sense. I mean, I don’t think anyone else would want to see a page of Pooh’s Adventures in Breaking Bad.
7. No Horror/Cult films allowed.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh… Not to mention the cameos from Freddy, Jason, and other assorted horror movie characters in another Adventures video…
8. Only Disney/Non Disney characters. (especially Pixar)
Okay, what the hell constitutes as Non-Disney? Anything not owned by Disney counts as Non-Disney. It’s oddly worded for some loophole abuse, though the other rules seem to stop that.
9. Do not make pages about your own spin-offs unless it has to be shown onYoutube, DailyMotion, or Vimeo.
Okay, I gotta ask here, why is it “unless it has to be shown"? Shouldn’t it be: “unless it is to be shown"? Has to is usually more like a demand than anything else. Like say, “he has to pilot the giant robot" or “he has to eat his green peas.“
10. If any of you will like to write instaed of amking movies, you may do so. (Only on Devaintart and Fanfction)
Good rule. The only downside I see with this is that there’s no support for Archive Of Our Own.
11. Do not upload inappropriate content. (examples; Fallout, Dead Rising,South Park, Family Guy, Napoleon Dynamite, and Grand Theft Auto, etc…)
Oh? You mean this?
12. Do not use any characters that have already been chosen by another user.
Um… Turf war much? I’m not exactly sure who owns what exactly. Obviously the Fantasy Adventure Team (That’s Benny, Leo, and Johnny’s team to those not in the know) are owned by Lionkingheart Studios. Bowser, Mistress 9, Baby Bowser, and
RanamonAzula are owned by Bowsermovies1989, I think… though there are mentions of Bowser in other Pooh’s Adventures not made by him… Though I think that’s with permission… It’s just confusing.13. If a character has not appeared in a Spin offs yet, do not add them to this Wiki.
Um… K?
15. Comic book characters are not allowed. (Batman characters are exempt from this rule.)
Well, there goes the Avengers, even though they’re technically Disney characters… (I feel dirty)
Okay, at this point, the Wiki repeats itself with the rules. In fact, Rule 25 is just Rule 10 in different words. Either they become super specific with the rulings and what kind of movie Pooh should have an adventure of or they have rulings that are soon deemed hypocritical via a quick search on their own wiki no less. And chances are, it will be both. No exceptions.
Play a game, actually. Count how many times even one rule gets broken. Fuck, at this point, the US Constitution is more consistent than this! There is a bright side though. The rules are on a wikia, and thus, they are editable. Not only that, but everyone can edit them. I ask any reader, be they a fan of Pooh’s Adventures, a hater of Pooh’s Adventures or even a creator of Pooh’s Adventures, to just go and fix up the page so that it’s not repetitive, hypocritical or both.
And if you are a hater of Pooh’s Adventures, you may find it weird to hear me say this, but don’t do this as an excuse to vandalize the page or link to pages that break the rules directly at the rules. You’re not doing anyone any favors with this. Yes, it’s funny to point out the flaws in a rule system, but the rules need to be fixed, and unlike the aforementioned Constitution, this can be fixed by an average Joe’s hand.
”No Trolling, Vandalising, nor Harassment/Cyberbullying.“
Then now would be a good time to do something about the dookyIKRdooky article, wouldn’t it?
Pooh's Adventures of Equestria Girls
Talk about taking it too far, huh?
Why is it that Pooh and his friends don’t become human when they travel in the alterante world?
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
At least he wasn’t absent-minded enough to take on the Peter Jackson films like all the other weirdos on the Pooh’s Adventures Wiki are bound to.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Nickcat’s Adventures of The Lion King 1 ½
( This is only a parody. )
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).