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Apr 2

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

  • 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
  • 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
  • 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
  • 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
  • 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?
Apr 1

I’m sorry for everything I have done

For nearly a year I have been criticising crossovers immaturely, and now I realise this - what’s the point? They’re not doing any harm, they’re not made for profit, and I’ve raped childhoods before so why should I be ripping on fan creations? This blog will be deleted tomorrow, and I apologise to everyone, including those who followed it and those who create these harmless videos. I’m starting work on Winnie the Pooh Meets Tinker Bell as I speak.

I was just giving the Disney classics on American Netflix another chance, and then this happened. What a depressing coincidence.

I was just giving the Disney classics on American Netflix another chance, and then this happened. What a depressing coincidence.

fucknobabymips:

f—k-no-my-little-pony:


Blackettra Kathleen or Black Kat is a female Draconquus from Destiny Islands who has lived there for years until her kind was imprisoned by Dark Gazz, who kept his identity hidden by posing as an antelope named Gaz-zon. Since then, she had spent her life with Dark Gazz studying black magic not to use for evil, but to eventually prevent Dark Gazz from making innocent sacrifices for Dark Cynder.

From a SpongeBob crossover wiki.

Gaz(Invader Zim), Cynder(Spyro The Dragon)…. Obviously a crossover… I wonder what their horrification images look like. They can’t be any worse than this poorly edited Discord vector. 

fucknobabymips:

f—k-no-my-little-pony:

Blackettra Kathleen or Black Kat is a female Draconquus from Destiny Islands who has lived there for years until her kind was imprisoned by Dark Gazz, who kept his identity hidden by posing as an antelope named Gaz-zon. Since then, she had spent her life with Dark Gazz studying black magic not to use for evil, but to eventually prevent Dark Gazz from making innocent sacrifices for Dark Cynder.

From a SpongeBob crossover wiki.

Gaz(Invader Zim), Cynder(Spyro The Dragon)…. Obviously a crossover… I wonder what their horrification images look like. They can’t be any worse than this poorly edited Discord vector. 

(Source: the-wild-wild-web)

vanvonsch:

i’m so sorry

(Source: potionselller)

Part 2

These “Everyone hates the Queen” videos make no sense and these are all “AAAHH!! Real Monsters” related and Hans Solo keeps making a cameo appearance except for “Simon hunts the Queen of Hearts” which for a second a clip from “The Return of Jafar” is seen of Genie attacking Jafar. This is part 1 of 2 because I can’t go down beyond three spaces because it doesn’t show the rest beyond the first three spaces.

waltdisneyconfessions:


 “Some people think Disney crossover videos are weird, but I love them. Some of them are beautifully done, and they offer a new way to look at the characters you know and love.”

waltdisneyconfessions:

 “Some people think Disney crossover videos are weird, but I love them. Some of them are beautifully done, and they offer a new way to look at the characters you know and love.

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afrootaku917:

Joining a bandwagon for the sake of it.

afrootaku917:

Joining a bandwagon for the sake of it.

afrootaku917:

hecknopoohsadventures:

The sad part is the user’s mother died, but the real sad part is, the user made a tribute by making random Disney characters cry.

In memory of the mom, but not the video.

….Couldn’t she just do a AMV instead? But still, R.I.P. Mom

“She” has a beard.

The sad part is the user’s mother died, but the real sad part is, the user made a tribute by making random Disney characters cry.

In memory of the mom, but not the video.

Reese has just about as much swag as Justin Bieber.
*hint hint*

Reese has just about as much swag as Justin Bieber.

*hint hint*

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.

  • 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
  • 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
  • 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
  • 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
  • 4:13 You only just got here.
  • 4:19 [link]
  • 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
  • 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
  • 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
  • 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
  • 8:32 [link]
  • 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
  • 9:34 Worst game ever.
  • 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
  • 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
  • 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
  • 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
  • 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
  • 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
  • 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
  • 11:41 Spoiler alert.
One of the reasons G.I. Joe 2 was just okay gets even more Razzie potential than ever before.

One of the reasons G.I. Joe 2 was just okay gets even more Razzie potential than ever before.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

“Twilight Tells The Queen of Hearts To CRAZY!”? The video description says “wow”. So far, there’s only one comment that says “why not just have Yen Sid glare at her in his silence? I bet THAT would make her quit?”.