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Heck No Pooh's Adventures
RSSWe now interrupt this parody to bring you a real trainwreck.
(NOTE: Because ZippCast’s embedded players autoplay, click the link to watch it)
Yesterday night I tried to watch a clip of Kermit the Frog on Saturday Night Live, but Hulu wouldn’t let me. So I came across a Chrome extension called Media Hunt, which allows me to watch videos not only on Hulu, but the US Netflix. And a good move it was, because I could prepare myself for that episode of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures where MikuMikuDance ponies help out Thomas and friends for a lengthy 25 minutes. Long before that, I discovered that any Pooh’s Adventures creators who had their videos deleted from Vimeo have migrated to ZippCast, a clone of YouTube when it looked good. So now that I’ve watched the original movie, and rediscovered the most boring scene in Pooh’s Adventures history, let’s stop with the promotion and get this over with. Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 1.
- 0:02 Again with the Disney logo, despite the only Disney-related thing in this being footage from The Fox and the Hound!
- 0:46 Seriously?!
- 2:30 More forced than subtle.
- 2:59 “Sparkel’s”
- 3:10 Tony was responsible for the new names of these trains. I understand where they’re going to put the story into the world of Thomas, but that means extra subtitling.
- 4:09 They had to name him after his voice actor. Creativity. *sarcastic clapping*
- 4:36 Here comes trouble.
- 8:15 Well, it’s official - first we had gasping, screaming, laughing and “What” montages, but we also have the train whistling montage.
- 8:39 Well, at least this is one video where the characters actually make sense to be here. Even the ponies!
- 8:40 He just called her by her real name. Derp!
- 8:41 Well, at least this isn’t the most stretched out scene in the video.
- 9:20 Speak of the devil, it lasted 40 seconds.
- 9:29
- 9:31 Nice to meet a human being? Better keep him secure from all the people concerned about having a real human being in their world.
- 9:38 Comalong? Is that supposed to be a word at all?
- 9:40 Until that long sequence appears, this could be the Shawshank Redemption of the Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures series.
- 15:13 I can also give them credit for making Thomas’ accent fit with the world of Lit- I mean, Tracy.
- 15:20 Both of them look like they’ve been hit by a train.
I was looking for Thief and the Cobbler pictures and this lovely little gem popped up…
I’ve seen cleaner babymipped posters.
In this part, Melvin finds himself turning into a hero, and Twilight Sparkle uses powers beyond any of the other toons’ comprehension, all thanks to oversized popularity.
In this part, Pooh survives and heads to Tromaville, and greets his new friend in the most idiotic way imaginable. They also meet Melvin’s bullies, joined with the Grand Duke’s gang, who count Pooh Bear lucky that he does not get to see them do horrible, horrible things to a 12 year old boy.
After months of waiting, the Pooh’s Adventure to end all Pooh’s Adventure is now online! (If Lloyd isn’t too picky about having a re-edited, heavily cut version of his masterpiece on YouTube)
After Pooh Bear dies for the very first time in Pooh’s Adventures history, he awakens from his grave to take on an even more vicious subject - a story where a popular-for-his-retardation man falls into a barrel of toxic chemical waste, and turns into hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength. Will Pooh and his millions of friends be able to survive this one? Find out in one of the worst crossovers ever made, Winnie the Pooh Meets the Toxic Avenger!
In this part, the toons, after tragically losing Pooh Bear and his pals, Mickey Mouse assembles who’s left to misunderstand the dark satire of Halas and Batchelor in a double bill.
Told you that dancing raccoon toy would get the part.
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I’m guessing the 3D will just be the kind of 3D where you’re just putting glasses on for no reason.
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Yes, the guy who made a terrible Transformers video but at least used professional video editing software also made this.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).