Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Another Lion King 1.5 based teaser for a crossover adventure. Speaking of which, doesn’t Pumbaa have side effects when being crowded?

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Winnie the Pooh in Star Wars again? That could only be used as a negative parody of Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm. But no, he’s doing it again, and it’s up on YouTube, only it’s Lego. And it’s the hi-def video game. Yes, they’re taking on another video game, and it’s from the era where these minifigures could only speak gibberish. If it’s all gibberish, keep it gibberish, as having guest stars speaking in perfect English will not make sense especially in a Star Wars remake. Unfortunately, the douchebags who teamed up on Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days were stupid enough to make this happen, in a double bill no less. So, without further ado, we begin this double bill with a puppet show, or so it was intended to be. Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P, part 1.

• 0:08 I already can tell that this thing’s badness is going to be quite similar to Phoenix Games’ Dingo releases.
• 0:34 Because the PS3 has too big a menu screen.
• 0:46 Screw that bit. He couldn’t even find footage from The Complete Saga.
• 2:00 I just hope Yakko’s not reading this when I say that if he’s crazy enough he could turn Slap T. Pooch into another crossover slave.
• 2:18 You already showed a Nickelodeon logo, what’s the point of showing another?! 
• 3:45 That logo sequence lasted 3¾ minutes. Further evidence of Yakko never caring how long anything is.
• 4:04 WALDORF: Hey, the frog’s not saying anything! Have I gone deaf?  STATLER: You probably have. Can I join in?
• 4:24 All those clips Reese has of Regular Show, and the best you could find is a still image.
• 5:10 It’s Jetta’s husband!
• 5:49 The Heffalump hunt again? This should be used more often, instead of that stupid desert scene.
• 6:03 Even though it’s still outdoors in the Hundred Acre Wood.
• 6:07 Did Yakko take footage from his own video and paste it into this, instead of just copying from one MSWMM to another? Lazy git.
• 6:09 Reese, who turned into some chubby kid with a monocle.
• 6:15 POOH: Nothing!
• 6:22 If you all got jobs, then everyone currently working would be out of business.
• 6:26 
• 6:32 Apart from Disney, that is.
• 6:40 So you got fired?
• 6:55 Good thing Patrick’s in decent character.
• 7:10 
• 7:20 It’s Little Godzilla’s wife!
• 7:34 You have a camera, Reese. Do more than just combine subtitles with actual voices.
• 7:38 Really, it isn’t that hard.
• 7:49 Judging from the clip that came before, that’s not how these Oobi guys talk.
• 7:52 …Wha?
• 7:53 Uh, you do know that Reese used the actual Simpsons in his recent video, right?
• 8:11 Effort?
• 8:41 Didn’t Poky say his name in the same footage Shy did?
• 8:59 “You know who else isn’t going to play a very big part in this? My Mom!”
• 9:15 For my parody, I actually found a clip where Fred says his and Barney’s names. It isn’t that hard if you put “I’m Fred Flintstone” in quotes on Google.
• 9:38 He went as far as to take footage from a parody.
• 10:11 This introduction scene has lasted over 3 minutes. Cut it out, Yakko. Just cut it out.
• 10:40 JOSH AND PARKER: Pfffffff ha ha hahahahahahaha!
• 11:16 There are so many characters here that I doubt all of them would hear what they’re saying.
• 11:34 This guy is a puppy! Walking on four legs! How the hell is he supposed to be a good fry cook?
• 12:17 Good thing Yakko never forgets his characters, unlike the last double bill.
• 13:24 Here’s another case of giant monsters in a bloody restaurant.
• 13:36 Joke ruined by out-of-character dancing.

Proof that people like this:

• “I love this.”
• “Wow. Looks like it took you a long time to make this.”
• “Not bad, boys. Not bad.”
• “Awesome Job, This Video Always Make Me Laugh.”
• “mr. meaty? that’s awsome i watch that show for years it’s awsome”
• “Not bad. I also liked it when Squidward is quilty after saying he respects the microphone at the Krusty Krab when he actually doesn’t.”

Since Max here commentated on Pooh’s Adventures of Who Killed Who, I thought it would be interesting to see him commentate on the other adventure I commentated.

What’s the point of me doing it if someone already used my formula?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 10. Another whole song about visiting your dentist which the Pooh’s Adventures fans don’t get.

• 0:43 Wait a minute. Those villains are definitely going to return, even though that was just a dream! Oh, how I hate the logic of these videos.
• 1:07 How many cousins do these characters even have?
• 1:12 She had to wait until then to speak. All thanks to Yakko.
• 1:14 There are so much more shots of Rabbit that could’ve been used. Ones where he is actually happy.
• 1:16 You barely even talked to her!
• 1:21 What an abrupt ending.
• 1:29 I just hope some of these characters (like Numbuh 362) aren’t as heavily wasted.
• 1:36 Not more adventures through Let’s Plays…
• 1:49 Pooh’s Adventures of Super Mario 64 DS? How the hell are you going to do that? Wouldn’t the original be easy enough?
• 2:10 This finger I’m holding up isn’t my thumb, you know.
• 2:17 Again, that’s not how you open a bonus ending.
• 2:26 You already said she looked pretty.
• 2:34 *insert Lisa reaction shot here*
• 2:40 And there’s where the Simpsons crack pairing picture came from.
• 2:47 [link]

• Engrish: 
• Artistic mess: 
• Creepy fascination towards minor characters: 
• Uselessness of certain characters: 
• Lessons not learned: 

Overall: 7/5

-0.4/10. Two videos in a row, and both of them are as bad as plaque itself. Some of the characters are wasted on reaction shots, minor characters get more presence than main characters, grammar is awful, smart characters are turned into retards and the lessons taught by these videos are botched by idiotic battle sequences and Simpsons characters. And this is one of the most popular YTP sources we’re talking about! Ah, well. At least it’s only a double feature.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 9. If those monsters are supposed to personify plaque, then what are the new villains supposed to represent?

• 0:08 Like who? Not only is this bunny badly drawn, his subtitle is badly placed.
• 1:08 Silent gasping montage.
• 1:18 The only thing scary here is the creepy fascination towards little cartoon girls Reese has.
• 1:29 Audible screaming montage.
• 1:50 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:55 Not even Reese did much!
• 2:01 This is supposed to be an educational cartoon about how to brush your teeth, not a manchild’s wet dream!
• 2:51 Smithers is a snake, when in some shots he was a human. Because they don’t care.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 8. Isn’t this Pooh’s Adventures? If so, why is he mostly being wasted on repeated Tigger shots and screaming montages?

• 0:51 Manchild.
• 1:46 Only one scream. *breathes a sigh of relief*
• 2:03 Who? The plaque monsters, the heroes, or the guest stars? Please say the guest stars. They’ve caused a little too much vandalism lately.
• 2:30 *drinks* It’s funny how they added Ronald McDonald to a cartoon against high sugar dose.
• 2:32 Every single damn rabbit in the world is his cousin.
• 2:42 Why are they so frightened? Shouldn’t they ask, “What are you doing dressed up like that?”
• 2:44 Who, you ask? You should know already, you put them in there in the first place.
• 2:46 Is it so hard to find a reaction shot where Tigger isn’t inappropriately smiling?
• 2:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Who said anything about… Oh, yes. That fits, alright. (see 0:46, part 5)
• 3:43 Says the guy who’s standing outside in the fresh air.