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Feb 6

WHY

http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/The_Odd_Life_of_Timothy_Green

Feb 6

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Wreck-It Ralph

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Wreck-It Ralph is a Thomas/MLPFIM/Disney crossover film creating by N/A. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Trivia

  • SkarloeyRheneasSir HandelPeter SamRustyDiesel 10Devious DieselQueen ChrysalisDiscord, and Team Galactic (Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) are geust starring in this film.
  • Diesel 10, Diesel, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, and Team Galactic (Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) will work with *spoilers*.
  • Queen Chrysalis sings “This Day Aria (reprise)” while Ralph, Felix, and Calhoun battle the Cy-Bugs.
  • Vanellope von Schweetz will reveal to be Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo’s school friend.
  • The song for the end credits is “When Can I See You Again (sung by Owl City)”.
  • This movie is just like Bloom’s Adventures of Wreck-It-RalphPooh’s Adventures of Wreck-It RalphCharlie Brown and Snoopy’s Adventures of Wreck-It Ralph and The Berenstain Bears’ Adventures of Wreck-It-Ralph.
  • In this movie, Thomas, Percy, James, Toby, Emily, Edward, Henry, Gordon, Bash, Dash, Ferdinand, Luke, Charlie, Hiro, Paxton, Victor, Kevin, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Heckle and Jeckle, Cool McCool, Sophie, and Sky will team up with Wreck-It Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz, while Skarloey, Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, and Rusty will team up with Sergeant Calhoun and Fix-It Felix, Jr..

Discord and the others working with the villain would ruin the surprise even more than many of the fans already have.

Feb 6

fucknobabymips:

More “I’m going to get a job at Disney!” edits. 

Feb 5

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a Thomas/MLPFIM/Non-Disney Crossover film creating by 76859Thomas. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Thomas, Percy, James, Toby, Emily, Gordon, Henry, Edward, Bash, Dash, Ferdinand, Luke, Charlie, Hiro, Paxton, Victor, Kevin, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Heckle and Jeckle, Cool McCool, Sophie and Sky have traveled to Hollywood in the year 1947 and meet L.A.’s Number 1 toon star named Roger Rabbit and they help him along with a Private Toon Investigator named Eddie Valiant to solve the mystery of the murder of Marvin Acme and save ToonTown before it goes into the hands of Judge Doom (whom Diesel 10, Devious Diesel, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, Team Galactic and the College of Crooks work for).

Trivia

*gets the Dip*

Feb 3
Uh ohes, Kyle’s gonna fall off the cliff! At least what I’m thinking from the wonky posing on the artwork.

This adventure reveals what Kyle looked like before turning himself into an otter.  He was a teenage human still in his Future Time Travel training.
Kyle’s FT Squad teammates will meet Po, Shifu and the Furious Five in The FT Squad’s Adventures in Kung Fu Panda 2.
Kyle has been known to keep his distance and stay quiet when around Tigress, but eventually opens up and criticizes her for wanting to face Tai Lung herself, against Oogway’s decision.  However, Kyle has been known to get along perfectly with the rest of the Five.

Uh ohes, Kyle’s gonna fall off the cliff! At least what I’m thinking from the wonky posing on the artwork.

  • This adventure reveals what Kyle looked like before turning himself into an otter.  He was a teenage human still in his Future Time Travel training.
  • Kyle’s FT Squad teammates will meet Po, Shifu and the Furious Five in The FT Squad’s Adventures in Kung Fu Panda 2.
  • Kyle has been known to keep his distance and stay quiet when around Tigress, but eventually opens up and criticizes her for wanting to face Tai Lung herself, against Oogway’s decision.  However, Kyle has been known to get along perfectly with the rest of the Five.

Psyga Watches Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Bleach: Quest for the Fang Blades

psyga315:

A while after I wrote up my last review for Pooh’s Adventures, Pooh took an odd and wild adventure. So odd and wild, in fact, that I decided to look at it.

Remember when I made a couple of Bleach jokes poking fun at the constantly increasing number of characters and even saying how it has me more interested in its story than Pooh’s Adventures did? Remember when I riffed on a boring ass anime? Remember when I said this?

Heck, I might actually resort to watching Bleach to see if it’s the anime or me that’s the problem like I did with the Princess and the Togepi.

Well… Yeah. Fate can be a cruel mistress when she’s not with Nanoha. I am to review Pooh’s Adventures of Bleach: Quest for the Fang Blades. Which, surprisingly, isn’t even an actual episode or movie from Bleach. In fact, I dare say it’s fanfiction. Is it gonna be good or bad fanfiction? Only one way to find out.

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And here we see Benny and friends attempt at parody. If only they knew what the hell context was, and pacing, and originality, and general wit.

Also there’s a Gangnam style “parody.”


Looks like Logan’s added Warcraft and the Flight of the Navigator ship in his increasingly madder adventures. He seems to obsess over his favorite movies and games a lot with what he does, doesn't he?
And yes. THAT Santa Claus movie over everything else.

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Looks like Logan’s added Warcraft and the Flight of the Navigator ship in his increasingly madder adventures. He seems to obsess over his favorite movies and games a lot with what he does, doesn't he?

And yes. THAT Santa Claus movie over everything else.

joseph1357:

01:33 - I don’t even remember Celestia being crazy.

01;39 - You forgot to capitalize the I again.

01:49 - Don’t you mean ‘crazy car’?

03:02 - How is that funny, Dashy?

03:24 - To quote Baloo, from The Jungle Book, “Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh boy”.

04:27 - Well, it could have been worse. Twilight and Thomas could have helped Big Bird.

06:00 - I realized something that I should have brought up before; these music videos were filmed before the special. So, how did the trains and ponies know about them?

06:56 - I should have also started a drinking game on how many times this clip of Twilight appears.

10:40 - Really? You’re putting in Pony songs and songs from Thomas, even this special had modern day rendition of only songs from Sesame Street?

I’ve decided to skip the credits, because what is the point of it. That was VERY stupid, even more so that the Tex Avery one. If any of you guys want  to commentate on one of these Pooh’s Adventure videos, fine, but make sure you ask Mac C. for permission. Me? I’m done commentating here.

Oh, you don’t need to ask me for permission, though. Go ahead and send me your stuff.

joseph1357:

00:52 - Did you even need to repeat what he just said a moment ago?

02:06 - I was starting to think you improve with using your commas, but I guess you didn’t learn that much.

02:41 - I think you forgot to put a period before Shining Armor said martians.

02:58 - How has Grover caused confusion? Delay, I understand, but confusion?

03:16 - Not a brony, but I don’t remember Celestia being THIS mean!

05;35 - I’ll give you credit; this music video hasn’t train’d and/or pony’d. If only the rest of videos could do this.

08:07 - You do know her last name has 2 L’s, right?

09:08 - Are they supposed to be singing?

10:23 - I’ll just say this, straightforward; that’s not funny!

joseph1357:

00:34 - That’s so funny, I forgot to laugh.

01:07 - Let me guess; these characters are to state the obvious all over this crossover, right?

02:16 - Here’s an idea; we can play a drinking game. Whenever a pony or a train will appear in a music video or state the obvious, take a shot… of soda pop (I don’t do drugs).

02:44 - if he fell over, people are going to die.

05:22 - I was going to give you credit for at least having good capitalzation, but I guess I was wrong.

06:10 - What does Rain-Booms have to do with this song?

07:40 - Here’s something I should have pointed out in the last video; the person who made this almost forgets to add commas whenever they needed.

08:41 - What does feeding a carrot to a rabbit have to do with a song that teaches us that home is where your heart is.

Not an adventure this time, but of the ongoing exploits of Jon the Trainboy. In today’s adventure, he takes his singing talents to the stage in the local talent show. He got lucky on this night he performed, next time however…

joseph1357:

Here we come to the next Pooh’s Adventure video that I’m commentating on. This time, it’s one of the Pooh’s Adventure spin-offs, This being a Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. This one is on a 1998 TV special celebrating the 30th anniversary* of Sesame Street and, unlike Who Killed Who, this is five parts, not 2. Pray for me, folks.

00:49 - Hey, Jerry, you forgot to say “Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in” before you could say… well, you know.

01:53 - Don’t you mean ‘special guest stars’, Kerm?

02:00 - Really? Because last I checked, not a lot of people other than kids loved Thomas (I’m aware has it’s adult fans, too).

02:13 - If there’s sound here, how come I can’t hear Kermit.

02:42 - I’ll give the person who made this credit, as what Twilight says here is a creative idea, but what does Thomas the Tank Engine have to Sesame Street, and for that matter, My Little Pony.

02;52 - Ugh, Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6 is back. And there are gonna be more like this.

03;44 - And here is Pooh’s Adventure #7.

04:19 - Jon: I’ll be sure to make fun of you 2, when I’m on The Daily Show.

04:28 - Don’t you mean “Elmo can’t to see the show”.

04:56 - That doesn’t even make sense.

05:50 - This is the equvilant to Matthew Broderick’s “That’s a lot of fish”.

06:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xJr2hCsbZTM#t=1644s

06:48 - Must you ponies and trains always state the obvious!

07:18 - Pointless, much?

07:48 - Now we have character’s repeating what the character just said. As if this wasn’t stupid enough.

09:03 - At this time time, I’m just wondering why did these people have the trains steaming when they’re supposedly talking.

10:22 - Thanks for nothing, Thomas and Twilight!

10:43 - I know the Two-Headed Monster aren’t the heros, but this still counts for Pooh’s Adventure #9.

11:29 - Don’t tell me. All these music videos are going to be both Train’d and Pony’d, aren’t they?

14:10 - Wow, that’s another joke ruined!

Stay tuned for more painfulness and stupidity later tonight and tomorrow!

* = Even though this special is meant to celebrate the show’s 30th anniversary, it aired on TV a year before the show fully became 30.

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joseph1357:

0:14 - Wow, you ruined a joke.

0:35 - Did the suspects put all those guns on Pooh’s hand? If he’d carry all of them, I guess that means Pooh is stronger than I thought.

0:53 - Again, this not how you make a sentace.

0:59 - Again, thank you, Pinkie for stating the obvious,

1:04 - Who’s Pery?

1:15 - Um… Ha Ha Ha?

1:40 - Don’t you mean murderer?

3:10 - Did Percy say that or was it Thomas?

3:33 - And here we get Pooh’s Adventure cliche #10.

3:43 - Here’s Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6.

3: 55 - Haven’t you learned in school to always capitalize the first letter of a sentance.

4:24 - Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche. Cliche #3 (P.S. I know a clip was used for the running montage. Call it a mistake as I didn’t think of that cliche when I was at that part).

4:49 - This should have been Pooh’s Adventure cliche # 21; whenever a main character is in a very bad situation, Tigger usually says this.

Overall, this was pretty much your typical Pooh’s Adventure video; pointless and stupid. And they had the BALLS to ruin a cartoon directed by Tex Avery. You know the old saying “If it’s not broken, don’t fix it”? Well, not only is this true, but another lesson to be learned here is “Don’t fuck with Tex Avery”!

Stay tuned tomorrow, a Sesame Street special gets Train’d and Pony’d.