Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Somehow I feel like a hypocrite because I like this crossover series and praised another part of it on this Tumblr before, yet it has a cracky paring much like in Pooh’s Adventures.

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The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.

Happy Days was a sitcom that presented teenage life in the 1950’s and told the story of a teenager who would later grow up to produce Problem Child and The Cat in the Hat. You know what one redeeming quality about Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures? They explain how they got there. Well, the madman we all know as YakkoWarnerMovies101 has collaborated with Reese Ambler, fresh off of his incomplete Batman Forever crossover that happened to end with Reese fighting off internet reviewers, to screw history over in this iconic sitcom. Oh boy.

I’ll be riffing the whole thing in one Vimeo exclusive part to save me from too much typing, and not the “remastered” version on YouTube that’s been split into so many parts. So, although Psyga already reviewed it, prepare yourselves for All the Way, episode 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

• 0:47 Pooh Bear in a sitcom. How natural by idiotic crossover standards.
• 0:50 Just to let you know this is a YakkoWarner Movie - Tennessee, Garfield, Poky, Melody, Dalmatians…
• 1:00 Oh, please.
• 1:01 Meta Knight in Happy Days. People like this.
• 1:08 Godzilla in Happy Days. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:15 PEOPLE
• 1:17 FUCKING
• 1:20 LIKE
• 1:23 THIS
• 1:26 As if things couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have these monsters fighting Clifford. IN A BLOODY SITCOM.
• 2:08 Please stop! Tumblr has a tag limit, you know!
• 2:17 So many stars it could give Garry Marshall himself a run for his money.
• 2:26 How many of these videos has started off in the desert again?
• 2:47 How would food or a diet soda be useful in this heat?
• 2:57 TENNESSEE: For the 592nd time, we’re not in the fucking desert.
• 3:18 He’s still wet and not a single towel is present!
• 3:19 The desert. They said so earlier.
• 3:22 Well, at least Yakko’s grammar is better than Reese’s.
• 3:31 A desert?
• 3:36 Of course you’re not lost. How can you be lost when you’re safe at home?
• 3:44 Yes, that is Rodan, a giant Japanese monster who only roars, speaking.
• 3:46 [link]
• 3:52 Because then, some small guy would appear out of the blue to tell us pointless stories about trains!
• 3:57 Most definitely another guest star.
• 4:12 No, just the wrong show.
• 4:19 Wait, what the hell?
• 4:28 Really, what is going on?! Get on with Happy Days!
• 4:45 And the KND, despite their ageism and lack of looniness!
• 4:52 If I had £1 for every time I read that line…
• 4:57 Dumbass, they know EVERYONE.
• 5:02 GET ON WITH THE DAMN EPISODE. THE ORIGINAL IS HALF AN HOUR LONG.
• 5:26 *sigh* Bestiality references…
• 5:35 Why does she have a fish head?
• 5:37 “HELP! PPPPPPP!”
• 5:55 No, not ha ha ha ha. Ewwwww.
• 6:14 Christopher Robin’s cousin is Richie from Happy Days. [link]
• 6:24 Finally, six and a half minutes in and we’re finally back to the real show.
• 6:48 Of course there’s people there.
• 6:49 He knows because he’s been to Disneyland.
• 6:58 Here we bloody go…
• 7:19 We already heard the joke.
• 7:51 Oh, it’s finally over!
• 7:55 I am a such a retard.
• 8:10 Wouldn’t the Happy Days cast run around screaming when they’re being visited by lions, aliens or giant monsters? Especially since this is the decade where Godzilla was evil and paranoia of creature attacks was spreading across the States.
• 8:36 POOH: But there’s 34,243,871 more of us I have to time to introduce!
• 8:38 Really. Just go back to Godzilla’s introduction and then this. People these days… Liking this…
• 8:48 [link]
• 9:12 POSTIE: Oh God, a talking doll!
• 9:38 Wouldn’t Pooh and his friends think that is a bruise and be at all concerned?
• 9:41 I wouldn’t mind seeing a screaming montage at this point.
• 9:47 How would you know what the hell a hickie is?
• 10:01 Notice how nobody in the audience is laughing at the cartoon characters?
• 10:10 Oh bother. 10 minutes in and you decide to torture us even more?
• 10:23 What’s good to him?
• 10:32 What the hell do you think they’re doing there?
• 10:38 This takes place in a goddamn restaurant.
• 10:46 Ash doesn’t seem that interested.
• 11:04 Calm down, YakkoWarnerMovies!
• 11:16 Oh, how many times we’ll be seeing this kind of formula…
• 11:19 That’s Edd and Eddy, not Pooh Bear.
• 11:31 A dog who can only speak in his thoughts. That’s the least of the Happy Days gang’s worries.
• 11:41 It was only intentionally funny in Drawn Together! And besides, it’s Godzilla! In a frickin’ restaurant!
• 11:43 So wouldn’t anyone visited by Pooh in a time later than the 1950’s remember any of these characters?
• 11:47 I can’t either. They’re not even technically in the restaurant!
• 11:53 Oh great, now we’re going to get more family tree nonsense. Please stop fapping over star power and get to the flow already!
• 12:05 So Baloo has cotton for flesh, too?
• 12:21 I’d put quotes over friends, incredible and new.
• 12:28 At least the only introductions here will be from Clifford’s friends.
• 12:41 PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKING LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOS.
• 13:00 For the third frickin’ time!
• 13:19 [link]
• 13:31 [link]
• 14:19 Do they even understand how long this video is compared to the original episode? Do they even care about pacing?
• 14:28 Um…
• 14:35 …And you thought crack pairing music videos were disturbing.
• 14:38 YakkoWarnerMovies101 and Reese, I fucking hate you.
• 14:45 GODZILLA: My son! He’s making love to a human! *laser-breathes Jetta into oblivion*
• 14:49 With a god damn cartoon human little girl, no less!
• 14:53 Except Little Godzilla would need hundreds of smoothies in order to fill up well!
• 15:03 Because there weren’t enough dinosaurs.
• 15:51 *canned booing*
• 16:00 SO MUCH LINE ROBBERY
• 17:05 Though I haven’t watched any episodes of Tennessee, I can already tell that he’s been in plenty of cars.
• 17:30 A frame goof revealed that Patrick wasn’t talking about Mary Lou.
• 18:03 *more canned booing*
• 18:21 Hopefully this will mean less guest stars. Hopefully.
• 19:42 Piss off.
• 19:46 If I had £1 for every time I read “good to see you again”… *takes a swig* That would be much better.
• 19:54 Yeah. What the hell is with the talking hands.
• 19:57 This is the same formula being repeated over and over again for 57 minutes, and people are enjoying it! Why?
• 20:00 *my talking hand turns into a middle finger*
• 20:12 Can’t we just have one show per introduction?
• 20:20 Same here.
• 20:23 I told you before, they know everyone.
• 20:29 Spoiler alert!
• 20:33 For God’s sake, Louis’ involvement in Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures made more sense than this!
• 20:38 *takes a swig, and then an extra for “long time no see”, and then yet another*
• 20:48 RONALD: Yes! The last time I saw them, they rejected my offer to make Happy Meal toys out of them!
• 20:53 “Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy! Long time no… Ah, you get the idea.”
• 21:00 [link]
• 21:09 THIS VIDEO IS 57 FUCKING MINUTES LONG.
• 21:34 AND FUCKING PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE THESE FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT. I can tell, these got much more likes than dislikes on YouTube. Especially this part.
• 22:11 WE’VE SEEN THIS FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME. WE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT, YOU FANBITCH!
• 23:05 *calms down* Jeez, and I thought my disorder was serious.
• 23:10 The future husband of a cartoon human girl.
• 23:19 Didn’t we see her ea- *gets angry again* GET BACK TO FUCKING HAPPY DAYS!
• 23:23 [link]
• 23:26 It’s going to be a song about their sex life, isn’t it?
• 23:56 Well, I was right there. And it’s the song from the Jetsons movie. I’m already editing a more typical crack pairing video on Premiere.
• 24:10 I’m not even laughing. This just makes me feel sad. And for a damn good reason.
• 24:18 I’m sorry for crticizing your use of this song, Puterboy!
• 24:21 Oh. So THAT is what that weird drawing was trying to tell me. [link]
• 25:33 He doesn’t look too happy about his son’s out-of-the-blue relationship with Jetta from Clifford the Big Red Dog.
• 25:52 Okay, I’m really laughing now.
• 26:05 Liar.
• 27:08 It just had to end like that, didn’t it?
• 27:14 Finally!
• 28:36 RICHIE: Swell until you showed up.
• 28:47 Is there any offer they can refuse?
• 28:49 The kid running around behind you?
• 28:58 Didn’t he get back to Rydell for safety just then?
• 29:06 Which you can’t actually do because you’re just reused webcam footage.
• 29:10 He had to turn into a rabbit in order to do so.
• 29:19 And then a cat again.
• 29:29 And a coyote!
• 29:45 Uh-oh. Bathroom break.
• 29:51 Oh boy. I know where this is heading…
• 29:57 My, how Reese has grown.
• 30:07 Reese is a strange person, I gotta say.
• 31:00 “And please don’t give me a Happy Meal. I can deal with my favourite characters in Windows Movie Maker!”
• 31:04 A strange person indeed…
• 31:15 [link]
• 31:34 How are people fooled by this?
• 31:50 MAN IN CAR: You’re a kid. You can’t even drive yet!
• 32:01 Enough with the Curb Your Enthusiam footage, stop replacing Larry David and take us back to Arthur’s!
• 32:17 Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger isn’t even a McDonald’s item.
• 32:35 You’d better.
• 32:45 Didn’t see that coming. *breaks out of sarcasm*
• 32:47 Acting.
• 33:03 rep·e·ti·tion [rep-i-tish-uh n] - the act of repeating; repeated action, performance, production, or presentation.
• 33:13 I’m still waiting for Ronald to react to Reese’s trip to Jack i- I mean, McDonald’s.
• 33:19 Silly old bear. That’s not Richie’s honey!
• 33:36 Yet another plot hole - didn’t somebody say earlier that it isn’t Christmas?
• 33:47 Richie must have a really ugly backyard.
• 33:53 Hey look, Reese made it back!
• 34:17 Trout? Where?
• 34:37 in, and Nala finally appears. So many characters, so little room.
• 35:00 And why have the subtitles changed font?
• 35:14 He is there, he just used one of his transformation methods.
• 35:19 This takes place in a dining room.
• 35:24 Many things.
• 35:36 This takes place in a goddamn dining room. With a human family inside.
• 35:45 Reese, the boy of many voices, and less than a dozen reaction shots!
• 35:56 Why not just ask “Who’s Reese?”
• 37:30 That’s Prince Naveen’s first ever line in this video. Wouldn’t it be easier to keep both him and Tiana as frogs?
• 38:06 Careful, there are manchildren watching!
• 38:08 All you guest stars are even less funny.
• 38:33 Out of all the comments you gave, that is the one you hate the most?
• 39:50 Just when things were getting well-written.
• 40:09 SpongeBob stole the most important line in the episode. Amateur.
• 40:35 Just when the audience was about to enjoy themselves.
• 40:41 Really? The guy who just spoke to you hasn’t done anything for 20 minutes.
• 40:45 He’s turned into a photograph!
• 40:48 You do know that there are many more clips to use of Mike and Sulley, right?
• 40:54 Aaaaaaaaaaacting!
• 41:09 Reese, it’s not so bad. Jetta already fell in love with a giant monster.
• 41:16 Reese has turned into Richie!
• 41:20 And a coyote again!
• 41:23 And a male Kristen Stewart!
• 41:36 
• 41:42 You look quite calm to me.
• 41:48 First Richie, now Richie’s apparent cousin.
• 41:56 His voice just acted better than his face.
• 41:58 Now he’s a lion cub!
• 42:10 You do, but it’s only pocket money.
• 42:13 I knew they’d go as far as to make the “your” mistake. Jeez, guys, take literature classes!
• 42:18 You could always search Google Images and MS Paint it onto your face.
• 42:21 FIFI: Shoddy editing skills!
• 42:42 CHARLENE: Until I dumped you after realising that a 13-year-old puppet stegosaurus and a much older cartoon thingamabob in love ain’t natural!
• 42:49 Shush, you two-timing reptile rapist.
• 43:00 SpongeBob was so touched he turned 3D.
• 43:08 That use of “cousin” makes the most sense in this entire video.
• 43:11 We go back to the show and out of it in just a second!
• 43:32 They’re probably going to question what the hell is wrong with their relationship.
• 43:52 RICHIE: …and I’m currently surrounded by cartoon characters who think I’m related to them!
• 44:14 Really, though. Why is she wearing a fish madoes she have a fish head?
• 44:53 It must suck to have dozens of cartoons telling you what to do when you can easily think for yourself.
• 46:01 *chews some gum*
• 46:34 It would actually make quite a bit of sense for that montage of disgust to go with the kissing.
• 47:05 Talking hand and Godzilla in a row. Haven’t seen that since the Jetsons music video finished.
• 48:10 Except that it’s only for two players.
• 48:18 Hey, Yakko, have you ever played chess?
• 48:27 Richie can’t take orders from roaring.
• 48:10 My thoughts exactly.
• 49:09 Why the hell is he a guest star?
• 49:08 It’s like a game of Spin the Wheel with these characters. Once the arrow stops, a random character gets to say the next line.
• 50:22 They could follow you into the shower, you know.
• 51:08 They’re trying to make this kid-friendly.
• 53:14 Not you.
• 53:29 Line stolen by a dinosaur. Again.
• 55:21 Especially with all the useless toons following you.
• 55:56 So out of character.
• 55:59 It’s not something you’d find in the dictionary.
• 56:32 The car just stopped as Mordecai was speaking.
• 56:44 [link]
• 56:52 What is with the god damn fish head?!
• 57:03 [link]

• Lengthy repetition: 
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• Razzie bait: 
• Star power: 
• Psychiatric help needed: 

Overall: 10/5

-1/10.

R.I.P. Max’s brain (1993-2012)

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A follow-up to the disappointing Troll Time quickie on Trainboy54’s birthday presents. In case you didn’t already know, he’s 20 years old. I’m a year and a half younger than him.

Here’s what Trainboy54 got for Christmas. There are a couple of Wii games and a Phineas and Ferb Pez dispenser, but the rest is basically like his birthday. Again, this guy is 20. I got a David Beckham deodorant for Christmas, and I’m only a year younger than him!