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I would add every single character listed on the Wiki, because that’s exactly what these videos turn them into. And, if I could, the people who contribute to this site.

I would add every single character listed on the Wiki, because that’s exactly what these videos turn them into. And, if I could, the people who contribute to this site.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Somehow I feel like a hypocrite because I like this crossover series and praised another part of it on this Tumblr before, yet it has a cracky paring much like in Pooh’s Adventures.

Psyga Watches Vanellope’s Adventures of Heidi Girl of the Alps

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I think it’s usually rare for a Pooh’s Adventures of an anime to appear on Youtube, or perhaps any other video site, and while I am disappointed at this, I am also glad, since it’d be weird for Pooh to be in something like Dragonball Z or Evangelion. Yes, even more weird than Pooh being in Happy Days. You can almost say it’s… like a glitch appearing in a video game… I think you know where I’m getting at.

Ladies and gentlemen, a glitch has appeared. And her name is Vanellope. Her presence has glitched everything up so hard, that half the title is in jumbled Japanese, and all footage of her become artificial, like it was ripped from a camera! Actually, this is Vanellope’s Adventures of Heidi Girl of the Alps and this is camcorder footage of Wreck-it Ralph playing. Watch in awe as the scenes of Vanellope clash with the melody of the theme song!

Good? Want more? Very well!

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Psyga Watches Batman Goes To Rio

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Since I mentioned this in my Happy Days review, I might as well show it here, even though this was already published on another site. As such, the opening text will be vastly different.

Batman… What is there to be said about him? Batman is badassery incarnate! Over the years, Batman gets interpreted by many writers and artists, and yet one thing never seems to fade out… his badassery. Even when he’s written by Frank Miller and is considered by some, including famous internet sensation Linkara, to be just a crazy hobo in a Batman suit, he still eludes some badassery. Look at the scene where he goes “I’m the Goddamn Batman!” to Robin and tell me otherwise!

So, with that in mind, what story have we got today? BATMAN GOES TO RIO! Yeah, Rio de Janeiro! Well, this is pretty cool. What’s the premise? Is Batman gonna go to Rio because he heard reports of one of his old enemies being up to no good there? Is there a new villain who is using the location to further his drug pushing schemes and try to create another Bane?

Wait… He’s gonna take a bird and he’s gonna have it mate? … Oh. It’s that Rio. For those who haven’t caught on by now, we’re gonna look at Batman farting around in the movie Rio. I can hardly wait. Arg. Let’s get it over with. Oh, and I will be skipping much of Rio unless its necessary for me to talk about it.

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Littlefoot’s Adventures of Stand by Me

Littlefoot’s Adventures of Stand by Me is another upcoming censored Land Before Time crossover film planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Littlefoot and his friends (along with SpongeBob, Simba, Scooby-Doo, and their friends) go in to Castle Rock and meet four boys named Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern as they go out into the woods to find a dead body.

Trivia

If this gets made, then I think Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days will have some competition.

Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH

Aladar’s Adventures of The Secret of NIMH is the fourth upcoming Dinosaur/Don Bluth film which is planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Plot

Aladar and his family (along with Fievel, Kermit, and their friends) went on a journey to meet Mrs. Brisby, who lost her husband and had kids. On this adventure in the Rose Bush, they meet Justin, who tells Mrs. Brisby about NIMH coming to the farm, and face to face with evil Jenner, whom Cat R. Waul and the Bowser family, the Psycho Rangers, and the Phantom Blot work for, to rescue Mrs. Brisby’s family.

Trivia

This may be a dinosaur who was raised by lemurs, but come on. A dinosaur in a film about mice!

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The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.

Happy Days was a sitcom that presented teenage life in the 1950’s and told the story of a teenager who would later grow up to produce Problem Child and The Cat in the Hat. You know what one redeeming quality about Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures? They explain how they got there. Well, the madman we all know as YakkoWarnerMovies101 has collaborated with Reese Ambler, fresh off of his incomplete Batman Forever crossover that happened to end with Reese fighting off internet reviewers, to screw history over in this iconic sitcom. Oh boy.

I’ll be riffing the whole thing in one Vimeo exclusive part to save me from too much typing, and not the “remastered” version on YouTube that’s been split into so many parts. So, although Psyga already reviewed it, prepare yourselves for All the Way, episode 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.

  • 0:47 Pooh Bear in a sitcom. How natural by idiotic crossover standards.
  • 0:50 Just to let you know this is a YakkoWarner Movie - Tennessee, Garfield, Poky, Melody, Dalmatians…
  • 1:00 Oh, please.
  • 1:01 Meta Knight in Happy Days. People like this.
  • 1:08 Godzilla in Happy Days. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 1:15 PEOPLE
  • 1:17 FUCKING
  • 1:20 LIKE
  • 1:23 THIS
  • 1:26 As if things couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have these monsters fighting Clifford. IN A BLOODY SITCOM.
  • 2:08 Please stop! Tumblr has a tag limit, you know!
  • 2:17 So many stars it could give Garry Marshall himself a run for his money.
  • 2:26 How many of these videos has started off in the desert again?
  • 2:47 How would food or a diet soda be useful in this heat?
  • 2:57 TENNESSEE: For the 592nd time, we’re not in the fucking desert.
  • 3:18 He’s still wet and not a single towel is present!
  • 3:19 The desert. They said so earlier.
  • 3:22 Well, at least Yakko’s grammar is better than Reese’s.
  • 3:31 A desert?
  • 3:36 Of course you’re not lost. How can you be lost when you’re safe at home?
  • 3:44 Yes, that is Rodan, a giant Japanese monster who only roars, speaking.
  • 3:46 [link]
  • 3:52 Because then, some small guy would appear out of the blue to tell us pointless stories about trains!
  • 3:57 Most definitely another guest star.
  • 4:12 No, just the wrong show.
  • 4:19 Wait, what the hell?
  • 4:28 Really, what is going on?! Get on with Happy Days!
  • 4:45 And the KND, despite their ageism and lack of looniness!
  • 4:52 If I had £1 for every time I read that line…
  • 4:57 Dumbass, they know EVERYONE.
  • 5:02 GET ON WITH THE DAMN EPISODE. THE ORIGINAL IS HALF AN HOUR LONG.
  • 5:26 *sigh* Bestiality references…
  • 5:35 Why does she have a fish head?
  • 5:37 “HELP! PPPPPPP!”
  • 5:55 No, not ha ha ha ha. Ewwwww.
  • 6:14 Christopher Robin’s cousin is Richie from Happy Days. [link]
  • 6:24 Finally, six and a half minutes in and we’re finally back to the real show.
  • 6:48 Of course there’s people there.
  • 6:49 He knows because he’s been to Disneyland.
  • 6:58 Here we bloody go…
  • 7:19 We already heard the joke.
  • 7:51 Oh, it’s finally over!
  • 7:55 I am a such a retard.
  • 8:10 Wouldn’t the Happy Days cast run around screaming when they’re being visited by lions, aliens or giant monsters? Especially since this is the decade where Godzilla was evil and paranoia of creature attacks was spreading across the States.
  • 8:36 POOH: But there’s 34,243,871 more of us I have to time to introduce!
  • 8:38 Really. Just go back to Godzilla’s introduction and then this. People these days… Liking this…
  • 8:48 [link]
  • 9:12 POSTIE: Oh God, a talking doll!
  • 9:38 Wouldn’t Pooh and his friends think that is a bruise and be at all concerned?
  • 9:41 I wouldn’t mind seeing a screaming montage at this point.
  • 9:47 How would you know what the hell a hickie is?
  • 10:01 Notice how nobody in the audience is laughing at the cartoon characters?
  • 10:10 Oh bother. 10 minutes in and you decide to torture us even more?
  • 10:23 What’s good to him?
  • 10:32 What the hell do you think they’re doing there?
  • 10:38 This takes place in a goddamn restaurant.
  • 10:46 Ash doesn’t seem that interested.
  • 11:04 Calm down, YakkoWarnerMovies!
  • 11:16 Oh, how many times we’ll be seeing this kind of formula…
  • 11:19 That’s Edd and Eddy, not Pooh Bear.
  • 11:31 A dog who can only speak in his thoughts. That’s the least of the Happy Days gang’s worries.
  • 11:41 It was only intentionally funny in Drawn Together! And besides, it’s Godzilla! In a frickin’ restaurant!
  • 11:43 So wouldn’t anyone visited by Pooh in a time later than the 1950’s remember any of these characters?
  • 11:47 I can’t either. They’re not even technically in the restaurant!
  • 11:53 Oh great, now we’re going to get more family tree nonsense. Please stop fapping over star power and get to the flow already!
  • 12:05 So Baloo has cotton for flesh, too?
  • 12:21 I’d put quotes over friends, incredible and new.
  • 12:28 At least the only introductions here will be from Clifford’s friends.
  • 12:41 PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKING LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOS.
  • 13:00 For the third frickin’ time!
  • 13:19 [link]
  • 13:31 [link]
  • 14:19 Do they even understand how long this video is compared to the original episode? Do they even care about pacing?
  • 14:28 Um…
  • 14:35 …And you thought crack pairing music videos were disturbing.
  • 14:38 YakkoWarnerMovies101 and Reese, I fucking hate you.
  • 14:45 GODZILLA: My son! He’s making love to a human! *laser-breathes Jetta into oblivion*
  • 14:49 With a god damn cartoon human little girl, no less!
  • 14:53 Except Little Godzilla would need hundreds of smoothies in order to fill up well!
  • 15:03 Because there weren’t enough dinosaurs.
  • 15:51 *canned booing*
  • 16:00 SO MUCH LINE ROBBERY
  • 17:05 Though I haven’t watched any episodes of Tennessee, I can already tell that he’s been in plenty of cars.
  • 17:30 A frame goof revealed that Patrick wasn’t talking about Mary Lou.
  • 18:03 *more canned booing*
  • 18:21 Hopefully this will mean less guest stars. Hopefully.
  • 19:42 Piss off.
  • 19:46 If I had £1 for every time I read “good to see you again”… *takes a swig* That would be much better.
  • 19:54 Yeah. What the hell is with the talking hands.
  • 19:57 This is the same formula being repeated over and over again for 57 minutes, and people are enjoying it! Why?
  • 20:00 *my talking hand turns into a middle finger*
  • 20:12 Can’t we just have one show per introduction?
  • 20:20 Same here.
  • 20:23 I told you before, they know everyone.
  • 20:29 Spoiler alert!
  • 20:33 For God’s sake, Louis’ involvement in Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures made more sense than this!
  • 20:38 *takes a swig, and then an extra for “long time no see”, and then yet another*
  • 20:48 RONALD: Yes! The last time I saw them, they rejected my offer to make Happy Meal toys out of them!
  • 20:53 “Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy! Long time no… Ah, you get the idea.”
  • 21:00 [link]
  • 21:09 THIS VIDEO IS 57 FUCKING MINUTES LONG.
  • 21:34 AND FUCKING PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE THESE FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT. I can tell, these got much more likes than dislikes on YouTube. Especially this part.
  • 22:11 WE’VE SEEN THIS FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME. WE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT, YOU FANBITCH!
  • 23:05 *calms down* Jeez, and I thought my disorder was serious.
  • 23:10 The future husband of a cartoon human girl.
  • 23:19 Didn’t we see her ea- *gets angry again* GET BACK TO FUCKING HAPPY DAYS!
  • 23:23 [link]
  • 23:26 It’s going to be a song about their sex life, isn’t it?
  • 23:56 Well, I was right there. And it’s the song from the Jetsons movie. I’m already editing a more typical crack pairing video on Premiere.
  • 24:10 I’m not even laughing. This just makes me feel sad. And for a damn good reason.
  • 24:18 I’m sorry for crticizing your use of this song, Puterboy!
  • 24:21 Oh. So THAT is what that weird drawing was trying to tell me. [link]
  • 25:33 He doesn’t look too happy about his son’s out-of-the-blue relationship with Jetta from Clifford the Big Red Dog.
  • 25:52 Okay, I’m really laughing now.
  • 26:05 Liar.
  • 27:08 It just had to end like that, didn’t it?
  • 27:14 Finally!
  • 28:36 RICHIE: Swell until you showed up.
  • 28:47 Is there any offer they can refuse?
  • 28:49 The kid running around behind you?
  • 28:58 Didn’t he get back to Rydell for safety just then?
  • 29:06 Which you can’t actually do because you’re just reused webcam footage.
  • 29:10 He had to turn into a rabbit in order to do so.
  • 29:19 And then a cat again.
  • 29:29 And a coyote!
  • 29:45 Uh-oh. Bathroom break.
  • 29:51 Oh boy. I know where this is heading…
  • 29:57 My, how Reese has grown.
  • 30:07 Reese is a strange person, I gotta say.
  • 31:00 “And please don’t give me a Happy Meal. I can deal with my favourite characters in Windows Movie Maker!”
  • 31:04 A strange person indeed…
  • 31:15 [link]
  • 31:34 How are people fooled by this?
  • 31:50 MAN IN CAR: You’re a kid. You can’t even drive yet!
  • 32:01 Enough with the Curb Your Enthusiam footage, stop replacing Larry David and take us back to Arthur’s!
  • 32:17 Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger isn’t even a McDonald’s item.
  • 32:35 You’d better.
  • 32:45 Didn’t see that coming. *breaks out of sarcasm*
  • 32:47 Acting.
  • 33:03 rep·e·ti·tion [rep-i-tish-uh n] - the act of repeating; repeated action, performance, production, or presentation.
  • 33:13 I’m still waiting for Ronald to react to Reese’s trip to Jack i- I mean, McDonald’s.
  • 33:19 Silly old bear. That’s not Richie’s honey!
  • 33:36 Yet another plot hole - didn’t somebody say earlier that it isn’t Christmas?
  • 33:47 Richie must have a really ugly backyard.
  • 33:53 Hey look, Reese made it back!
  • 34:17 Trout? Where?
  • 34:37 in, and Nala finally appears. So many characters, so little room.
  • 35:00 And why have the subtitles changed font?
  • 35:14 He is there, he just used one of his transformation methods.
  • 35:19 This takes place in a dining room.
  • 35:24 Many things.
  • 35:36 This takes place in a goddamn dining room. With a human family inside.
  • 35:45 Reese, the boy of many voices, and less than a dozen reaction shots!
  • 35:56 Why not just ask “Who’s Reese?”
  • 37:30 That’s Prince Naveen’s first ever line in this video. Wouldn’t it be easier to keep both him and Tiana as frogs?
  • 38:06 Careful, there are manchildren watching!
  • 38:08 All you guest stars are even less funny.
  • 38:33 Out of all the comments you gave, that is the one you hate the most?
  • 39:50 Just when things were getting well-written.
  • 40:09 SpongeBob stole the most important line in the episode. Amateur.
  • 40:35 Just when the audience was about to enjoy themselves.
  • 40:41 Really? The guy who just spoke to you hasn’t done anything for 20 minutes.
  • 40:45 He’s turned into a photograph!
  • 40:48 You do know that there are many more clips to use of Mike and Sulley, right?
  • 40:54 Aaaaaaaaaaacting!
  • 41:09 Reese, it’s not so bad. Jetta already fell in love with a giant monster.
  • 41:16 Reese has turned into Richie!
  • 41:20 And a coyote again!
  • 41:23 And a male Kristen Stewart!
  • 41:36 image
  • 41:42 You look quite calm to me.
  • 41:48 First Richie, now Richie’s apparent cousin.
  • 41:56 His voice just acted better than his face.
  • 41:58 Now he’s a lion cub!
  • 42:10 You do, but it’s only pocket money.
  • 42:13 I knew they’d go as far as to make the “your” mistake. Jeez, guys, take literature classes!
  • 42:18 You could always search Google Images and MS Paint it onto your face.
  • 42:21 FIFI: Shoddy editing skills!
  • 42:42 CHARLENE: Until I dumped you after realising that a 13-year-old puppet stegosaurus and a much older cartoon thingamabob in love ain’t natural!
  • 42:49 Shush, you two-timing reptile rapist.
  • 43:00 SpongeBob was so touched he turned 3D.
  • 43:08 That use of “cousin” makes the most sense in this entire video.
  • 43:11 We go back to the show and out of it in just a second!
  • 43:32 They’re probably going to question what the hell is wrong with their relationship.
  • 43:52 RICHIE: …and I’m currently surrounded by cartoon characters who think I’m related to them!
  • 44:14 Really, though. Why is she wearing a fish madoes she have a fish head?
  • 44:53 It must suck to have dozens of cartoons telling you what to do when you can easily think for yourself.
  • 46:01 *chews some gum*
  • 46:34 It would actually make quite a bit of sense for that montage of disgust to go with the kissing.
  • 47:05 Talking hand and Godzilla in a row. Haven’t seen that since the Jetsons music video finished.
  • 48:10 Except that it’s only for two players.
  • 48:18 Hey, Yakko, have you ever played chess?
  • 48:27 Richie can’t take orders from roaring.
  • 48:10 My thoughts exactly.
  • 49:09 Why the hell is he a guest star?
  • 49:08 It’s like a game of Spin the Wheel with these characters. Once the arrow stops, a random character gets to say the next line.
  • 50:22 They could follow you into the shower, you know.
  • 51:08 They’re trying to make this kid-friendly.
  • 53:14 Not you.
  • 53:29 Line stolen by a dinosaur. Again.
  • 55:21 Especially with all the useless toons following you.
  • 55:56 So out of character.
  • 55:59 It’s not something you’d find in the dictionary.
  • 56:32 The car just stopped as Mordecai was speaking.
  • 56:44 [link]
  • 56:52 What is with the god damn fish head?!
  • 57:03 [link]
  • Lengthy repetition: imageimage
  • Line robbery: imageimage
  • Razzie bait: imageimage
  • Star power: imageimageimageimage
  • Psychiatric help needed: imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

Overall: 10/5

-1/10.

R.I.P. Max’s brain (1993-2012)

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I just.

Who’s the New Most Viewed, Scooby-Doo? (and Pooh too)

Dear Max,

Pooh’s whatever of Little Mermaid II is no longer the most viewed adventure. Now it’s Pooh’s Adventure of Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire. It’s the first to take in a million views! Sadly, parts 1 & 9 are blocked on copyright grounds. Here’s the first we can get at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XGgIyHsPrg

Please examine!

Psyga Watches Pooh’s Adventures Of Happy Days

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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days. Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. Saturday, what a day, groovin’ all week with you… If you don’t know that song, shame on you. Happy Days was one of the 70’s finest moments… and also its suckiest. I don’t think I have to tell you guys all about the infamous Jumping the Shark moment that made Happy Days what it is. And speaking of shark jumping, some of you are asking what Happy Days is crossing over with…

Well, I don’t think you need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. Happy Days is gonna be Pooh’s next victim. Now you may think to yourself… “Hey, Happy Days is a slice of life! Pooh will fit right in!”, you obviously don’t know what you’re headed into. And trust me, if you thought Batman Goes To Rio was bad… But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Let’s start our story, shall we?

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Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days

http://vimeo.com/49956417

Featuring the world's craziest couple, Jenna (Clifford the Big Red Dog) and Little Godzilla

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A follow-up to the disappointing Troll Time quickie on Trainboy54’s birthday presents. In case you didn’t already know, he’s 20 years old. I’m a year and a half younger than him.

Here’s what Trainboy54 got for Christmas. There are a couple of Wii games and a Phineas and Ferb Pez dispenser, but the rest is basically like his birthday. Again, this guy is 20. I got a David Beckham deodorant for Christmas, and I’m only a year younger than him!

Dookbag here. Sometime after I posted the “Hewylewis… y u tink dis is good?” post in which I, under the alias of the Tumblr, expressed feelings about Logan’s recent stints into “Adventues of” crossovers. We’ve gotten responses from Sam Flemming and Logan himself. He corrected us on the reason of him leaving Fantasy Movie Memories saying it was just not feeling like working on the series anymore. It did not have anything to do with Logan’s series episode delays and constant schedule shifting as a result of his side projects, namely the fan-fictions and now crossovers. So I do have to apologize on bringing you into the argument and just assuming that this all had a connection.

I will point out however that he also said he has nothing against what Logan does and dosen’t care as long as he dosen’t get involved in it. The response post came after one where he found an “Adventures of Kingdom Hearts” fan-art, featuring the ponies, Logan’s ‘Kingdom Hearts III’ character of himself, and Sam’s GMod series persona. In that post he called the “-insert character here- Adventures of” fanbase “the dumbest fucking thing ever to have been created.” So wouldn’t you have at least something to say about Logan supporting something you hate? 

Logan responded through the poster of his Secret of NIMH crossover involving Popeye the Sailor of all characters. He says he hates “amateur” crossovers but does like Lionheart Fantasy Films’ crossovers and would like to join the team if he was offered. If you look at Benny the Beast's demo reelhis children’s book with his criminally familiar 'not Disney’ art style, and even in some of the videos he and his team did, you can see he was possibly trained to be an aspiring animator but still has years of work ahead of him in order to be what he dreams his art is. In other words, all these people you admire are amateurs themselves.

And why would you want to join? You have expressed as to why, but Benny and his team practically have the threshold of the mad “Adventures of” crossover community. They’re subscribed and friends with almost everyone who has made a 'sproof’, 'adventure’, 'parody’, and whatever form of unintentional embarrassment you can think of. So many of the “amateurs” have made tribute fan art, pictures, and videos for Lionheart Fantasy. They’ve practically been encouraged to do this crap! And LIKE IT to the point of insisting that their crossovers are should not tackle adult movies and think they are intended for kids. The real target audience, and they don’t know it, is themselves.

The adults who like and make a story in which furries and characters from El Arca witness the sinking of the Titanic, get dragged underwater with the ship, and find themselves in Atlantica starting a crossover of The Little Mermaid. Even a few of your own fans have expressed how dumb this all is. And I’ll be the first to say, someone who’s honestly in different about what he does, that his work (written or filmed) feels like its been quickly done to get the next project in mind. Knowing from doing his title cards, weeks or a month would pass after the movie would come out and then suddenly Logan begins working on the review and wants a card by the end of the week. Guess that’s how he talks rather quickly in his series.

So yeah, having two video series and a DeviantArt of fan-fiction dosen’t mean you can’t multi-task with them. But the time that is being used isn’t rife with problems you’ll be called out on it for…. wait a minute, I created these two and I’m telling you all this?! Something’s up with me. I know it.