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Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 2. Jon’s ego is big as a… well, you know.

• 0:14 Talk about how slow you’re making this run!
• 1:05 All poor Trainboy was doing the whole time was staring at a blank piece of paper.
• 1:09 JON: I can’t After Effects myself in just yet, you know!
• 1:51 Thanks for interrupting a musical number like that!
• 2:07 SHOPKEEPER: Doesn’t the vomit say enough?
• 2:11 No. More like #3474579134924765236476325601432675363.
• 2:17 You dick.
• 2:24 Artistic talent!
• 2:28 JEREMY: And a train, which is kinda weird.
• 2:31 Ladies and gentlemen, Trainboy’s entire filmography.
• 2:36 How the hell did you turn into a train anyway?
• 2:57 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:05 Actually, it’s free.
• 3:22 UNDAWEEARR
• 3:36 Yes, call him Jon. It sounds less ridiculous.
• 3:43 Another crossover?
• 4:21 Jon in a different location? How unusual!
• 4:25 I’ll show you how useful a brick can be if you don’t shut up.
• 4:40 Slow-paced jump cuts!
• 4:44 Did he just eat his own finger off?

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Overall: 5.8/5

-0.16/10. (No) Thanks to the Douchebag for sending me this. Tune in next time where I riff another train-related Christmas video, only it has ponies!

Of course the world didn’t end. And it isn’t going to be any different in 2017. But sometimes, I feel like the world already ended, and that’s where people like Trainboy54 come in. For as we’ll be able to celebrate Christmas in hopeful peace, we’ll be looking at his Christmas special which isn’t even based on a Christmas special, and has J.K. Simmons in it. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 1.

• 0:00 Music from a franchise that has talking vehicles that can actually travel everywhere.
• 0:07 Boo! Booooooo!
• 0:15 Step away from the damn microphone.
• 0:18 NO.
• 0:35 It ain’t Ackley or Jon’s own singing, but it’s still stupid.
• 0:55 Who’s even singing in each voice?
• 2:42 He looks more like he’s passing gas than blowing smoke out of his head.
• 2:44 I said booooo.
• 3:07 Why would I?
• 3:43 Of course it had to be low quality. We wouldn’t want the copyright monsters getting him, would we? Would we?
• 4:10 CANDACE: *screams even harder*
• 4:18 I just thought of something - Jon sounds like Phineas crossed with his mother. Or Doofenshmirtz.
• 4:38 But not as good as trains, eh Trainboy?
• 4:49 Clearly implying that he can.
• 5:01 Like these videos!
• 5:15 We are again reminded how brutal Trainboy is when he ruins jokes.
• 5:35 Jeez, Trainboy, put your tripod to better use!
• 5:42 Boy, it must feel weird saying that.
• 5:46 TB has even less facial expressions than Ferb.
• 5:55 Manchildren count too, you know.
• 6:17 You know someone's embarrassing himself in front of the camera when the only thing he’s not doing is being JustinRPG.
• 6:32 Smiling ain’t that hard, Trainboy.
• 6:56 JON: I love celery!

Here’s some of the custom characters from the biggest, dumbest heap of faggotry in the entire Sonic fandom, and possibly the Pooh’s Adventures fandom, the Sonic’s Adventure Wikia!

1. “Ahiru is Daffy Duck and Tenshia’s daughter. Ahiru makes her first appearance in "Daffy’s Daughter?”, a future Sonic Storm Story.“ D… Daffy’s daughter? An anime ninja girl? Daffy’s daughter?!
2. ”Holly is a young woman from Daffy’s past. She and Dafy are close friends. She only appears in the story “Daffy’s Old Friend”, but is referenced in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs go to Heaven and Sonic’s Adventures of The Princess and The Frog. Her personality is alosmt similars to Daffy’s expect she a bit smarter than him. But the only they both have in common is that they are horrible managing money and this caused her child to be hostage by Carface since she has a debt as well"
3. “Tenshia is a OC character made by ortsDracoknight. Her first appearance was in Sonic’s Adventures of All Dogs Go To Heaven. Its unknown for her if you’ll in the future. She is very sweet and kind-hearted. Tenshia takes her job seriously being the head angel of Toon-Heaven. She appears to have crush for Daffy. She works side by side with Anabelle.” Why did you include Daffy in Sonic’s team again?!
4. “Karen is the daughter of Sora and Kairi from the year 2030. She is 14 yrs old, her film debut in the Sonic/Phantom Beast film. Her body desgin is similair to female trainer in Pokemon Black and White]” Nice try, but we can already tell that it’s Hilda with a blue cap.
5. Candice the Hedgehog - “Candice is Nancy’s daughter from the future. Her father could be Sonic or Jordan. She was named after Candice Hooper from Sonic’s Final Destination 5. She is voiced by Peyton List. Candice is both German and Russian” Vomit.
6. Samantha the Hedgehog - “Samantha is Sonus’ wife and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s mother. She got killed by the dark knights. She is voiced by Amy Adams” She was a queen, apparently.
7. “Sophie is Sora’s 17 year old sister. She is voiced by Emily Browning" A Pokemon trainer is Sora’s cousin. Riiiight…
8. Dana Solo - "Dana is a strange and weird human girl living in Mobius. She is voiced by Annick Obonsawin.” “Strange and weird” aren’t only understatements, they’re the same thing!
9. Darienne the Hedgehog - "Darrienne is Sonus’ brother and Sonic, Lou, Sonia, Manic and Julie’s uncle. Sonic and Julie don’t know that Darrienne is their uncle. He is the leader of the Black Widows and wants to kill Sonic and Julie and their friends. He is voiced by Sean Bean"
10. Sonus the Hedgehog - “Sonus The Hedgehog is a Keyblade Master like Aqua. Sonus is Darrienne’s brother, Samantha’s husband and Sonic, Lou, Manic, Sonia and Julie’s true father. Sonus appears in Sonic’s Mind in Sonic Generations when Sonic and Naruto reach Danger levels with their inner-beast”

1. Maggie the Hedgehog - “Maggie came to Eradicus to kill Sonic and be the new Sonic. Maggie tires to kill him, but he runs too fast. She is voiced by Ashley Tisdale” What the hell kind of deadly characteristics are those?!
2. Lizzy the Hedgehog - “Lizzy is a robot created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik and is the cousin of Shadow the Hedgehog. She is voiced by Neve Campbell”
3. King Erican the Hedgehog - a.k.a. Sonic dressed up in uncomfortable clothing.
4. “Miley is Sora’s 15yr old cousin. When she meets Conker in "Sonic’s Adventures of Dumbo”, She said that he is very cute looking"
5. Thomas the Hedgehog - “Thomas was an orphan and he was raised by Eradicus and made him his servent. Eradicus told Thomas to find Sonic and kill him. Sonic fights Thomas. Thomas surrenders and decided to changed. He told Eradicus that he won’t be working for him anymore and joins Sonic and the others. He has a crush on June the Cat. He is voiced by Julian Rebolledo. Thomas is allergic to asparagus” Sorry, but Scourge already exists.
6. Kitty the Hedgehog - “Kitty is a crazy, silly, and funny girl who has a major crush on Shadow the Hedgehog. She always tackle him when she sees him. She is voiced by Erin Sanders” I love how on this page they actually admit to recolouring Amy.
7. Demon the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Justin Timberlake”
8. Sammy Nooken - “He is voiced by Rachel Wilson.” What terrible parents.
9. Teresa the Hedgehog - “Teresa is Dick’s best friend and love interest who is pregnant. At the end of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, she gave birth to her baby and she and Dick became a happy couple. She is voiced by Dianna Agron” Let’s be honest, it’s a better attempt at a belly than Artrookie–yup.
10. Matilda the Hedgehog - “Matilda is a evil witch who hates Julie and trys to kill her and her friends.”

1. Dick the Hedgehog - “Dick is the 2nd bodyguard of the Empress. After Lady Emily was kidnapped and the Empress gets killed, he h as turned all goth and emo. But at the ending of Sonic Storm Adventures of Dishonored, he went back to his old happy self.” ‘Dick’ is right.
2. Flora the Fairy - “She is voiced by Amy Winfrey” Not even the Zelda fairies are safe!
3. Jordan the Hedgehog - “Jordan was born in one of Tail’s machines when Molly was turned into a hedgehog. He fell in love with Nancy, but Nancy doesn’t love Jordan. Jordan kisses Nancy making Sonic heartbroken. He is voiced by Chace Crawford.”
4. Taylor the Hedgehog - "Taylor is another dear old friend of Thomas the Hedgehog. She is goth, but she turned evil and attacks Thomas and Kendall. She formerly worked for Malefincent and is now working for Darrienne and the Black Widow. Taylor is voiced by Ellen Page.“
5. Rocky the Rat - "Rocky is the stupid rat of the Rat Family and the member of Team Finders. He is voiced by Jack Black.”
6. Nancy the Hedgehog - “Nancy has special feelings for Sonic ever since they met, but she nevers admits it. Sonic has already know Nancy loves him, he also nevers admits it. She is voiced by Emma Roberts.” Look at the page. There’s DeviantART theft everywhere!
7. Kendall the Hedgehog - “He is voiced by Channing Tatum”
8. “Aria is a young woman who Sonic and the others befriends. She is voiced by Jennifer Lopez” Young woman? Jennifer Lopez? She’s a frickin’ little girl! Unless she has the Baby Herman syndrome, that is.
9. Jur the Hedgehog - “She is voiced by Grey DeLisle.”
10. Lou the Hedgehog - “Lou and Sonic were born as twins by Samantha. Then a war came and Samantha separate the twins, Sonic in Mobius and Lou in a farm. Then Lou grew up as a fine farmer and then she met Sonic and they are reunited.” Being one’s twin is not an excuse for us to appreciate a recolour.