Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Trainboy, if you’re reading this then here’s something you just might like.

Proof of a rather mediocre 20th birthday.

DAT LUMIERE RECOLOUR

So this is what he calls live-action Thomas meeting CGI Thomas. It would make a lick of sense if he didn’t use toys to make it.

You call THAT excellent singing? *clicks thumbs down*

It was Trainboy’s birthday yesterday and he is now 20, apparently. What prizes did he get? Shooter games? A boxset of Breaking Bad? Nope, just some paints and toy trains. I’m 19 and I get better presents than this.

Anyway, here’s his audition for the voice of Rex. Personally, I don’t see any difference to his own voice in his impression, he already sounds like a hybrid of Wallace Shawn and that nerdy kid from The Polar Express.

0:08 Yes you are, Jon. Yes you are.

I did promise that I’d take a break from riffing TB54 videos, but that doesn’t mean I’d stop showcasing him.

Here, he blogs about a topic which he actually believes qualifies as video-worthy. So what if you get to sleep in your sister’s room? You’re just giving us more excuses not to take you seriously.

i have no idea what this is, please send help.

Alright, alright. One last Trainboy54 video for now. And it’s his latest episode, Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 56: Monster from the Id, where the gang explores Candace’s mind. Just imagine if instead they explored Jon’s…

• 1:08 *insert subtitle saying “and Jon” here*
• 1:09 You’re using your phone.
• 1:39 How Jon talks is such a contrast to how quickly Candace talked just then.
• 2:09 Did some research this time. Jon stole Baljeet’s line. Like I said, life sucks with someone like him around.
• 3:42 I told you it was your phone. Dweeb.
• 3:52 And now he’s giving me seizures as a scheme of revenge. CURSE YOASDHLDGJS:PSGSGATU{(£$T
• 4:04 *insert Simpsons Movie joke here*
• 4:10 How the hell does he turn into a damn train?!
• 4:24 And how did he get in there if he isn’t plugged in?
• 4:41 And how can a train like that even move in an environment like this? Isn’t he too big anyways?
• 5:09 Actinnnng!
• 5:44 A screenshot of Thomas with a 54 written on his side and a poorly drawn face.
• 5:55 We still need an explanation to how Trainbastard got into Candace’s subconscious without plugging himself in, and somehow turned into a bloody train!
• 6:16 Or two thumbnails from Google Images, to be precise.
• 6:57 Wait, what do contact lenses have to do with Alice in Wonderland?
• 8:15 Trainbore just flipped his trainsona’s mouth vertically? Why couldn’t he do that in the first place?! Or just use the colour picker?
• 8:28 *facepalm* I fucking hate you…
• 8:59 That monster just appeared all of a sudden and you have to slow things down. Drink some coffee, damnit.
• 9:06 Trainbox, you are a TRAIN. Trains do not move sideways. Not even Thomas.
• 9:16 He used footage of Thomas this time? Why could he do THAT in the first place?
• 9:52 Oh, if only Trainbob was standing there.
• 10:37 HOW DID HE GET INSIDE WITHOUT BEING PLUGGED IN?
• 10:50 That face sums this all up.
• 10:53 Please answer my question! And why did he appear as a train?!
• 11:00 Act……….ing!
• 11:10 And this is best facial expression he could pull.
• 11:15 *insert running gag here*
• 11:28 Kommodore Guild! Oh, I finally said that!

• Line robbery: 
• Editing contradictions: 
• Thomas abuse: 
• Brain rape: 
• I can’t believe it’s not clopping: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. What the hell is the point of these videos anyway? Does he think he can actually be funny just by copying the actions of a Channel Awesome reviewer, stating the obvious and taking over specific dialogue? And why do these get respect? He sounds like a deeper Eddie Deezen, his face can’t act and he ruins scenes that are supposed to be funny as if he doesn’t have a sense of humour. Well, that’s just about enough making fun of Trainbaby54. Tune in next time where I hopefully return to everyone’s favourite crossover victim!

Here is what Trainboy calls a “Fail Reel”. Pff, yeah, like he didn’t already show any sign of failure in the episode itself.

Which music label is Trainboy54 a part of?

Virgin Records!

ROFLMAO! Anyway, we’re going to be looking at another video by this interesting specimen known as Trainboy54. In this episode, he joins his friends to celebrate Mom’s birthday. No, not his Mom’s. *eyes that Halloween video of his* Anyway, here's Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 35: Mom’s Birthday. Boy, this better not have a musical number…

• 0:02 Oh, please. Really?
• 0:11 The face of Jon as he was editing this.
• 0:20 My eyes were already bleeding. My ears won’t take the same kind of torture!
• 0:21 Fans? There are fans?
• 0:34 Yeah, because you’ve only gotten evidence from a few people.
• 1:39 Agh, it’s the exact same subtitles from The Eds’ Adventures of the PPG Movie!
• 2:26 You, on the other hand…
• 2:46 [link]
• 2:59 Points for not dubbing them.
• 3:02 Life isn’t the same when you’ve got a douchebag Eddie Deezen helping the boys out.
• 3:15 Hey! It’s the subtitles from Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals!
• 3:31 [link]
• 4:20 Worst birthday present EVER.
• 4:36 Beautiful? It’s as beautiful as Foodfight!
• 4:40 A cameo made just to steal lines!
• 5:13 Oh, jeez. Wouldn’t that hurt your brain?
• 5:59 Doofenschmirtz should be Candace and the arrow sign should be Jon.
• 7:25 Wait. We can’t have a Phineas and Ferb scene without a manchild Captain Obvious now, can we?
• 8:45 He has three arms. I knew it.
• 8:49 Of course they cant hold them up. They’re trains. And they can’t fit in a backyard!
• 8:51 You could at least have printed that out, jackass.
• 8:53 The guy that everyone loves, ladies and gentlemen!
• 8:57 ACKLEY: Because, as we all know, that’ll never happen to us!
• 9:13 Stop ruining the fast pace with your slow-paced blabber.
• 9:53 I’m supposed to be laughing here, you fucking idiot!
• 10:01 And that is how crossover adventure videos are made!
• 10:20 Stop it. You’re not a cartoon. I repeat. YOU’RE NOT A CARTOON.
• 10:23 At least share a house so that we could get some logic in this crossover.
• 10:41 And thank God you didn’t.
• 10:56 And poor Jon’s just sitting there, realising that he needs to be educated better.
• 11:36 Can’t you at least sit in your own backyard?
• 11:56 Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl! Trainboy’s a giiiirrrrl!
• 12:16 Plus for actually getting a guitar, unlike the guy who just got a microphone copy-pasted onto his shoulder.
• 12:26 Minus for trying to sing.
• 12:33 Plus for lip-syncing.
• 12:43 Minus for singing. Poorly.
• 12:55 Which was ruined by a dumb Mandark.

• Captain Obvious: 
• Captain Obnoxious: 
• Lack of humour sense: 
• Train faggotry: 
• MS Paint: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m actually liking what I’ve seen from this Phineas and Ferb show, and I should being the Bounty Hamster fanboy I am. But I think I’d rather watch more episodes without this annoying tramp. Crossover adventure creators cross the line when they invade such comedy as this, and yet their supporters still get entertainment as if it was 100% homemade. Case in point - god damned videos like this. Will I review another? One more, and I’ll take a rest and move on to Pooh. But we’ll just have to see which ones end up worse than this…