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RSSThese were posted into the Pooh’s Adventures Wiki by someone who parodied Pooh’s Adventures three times to promote his own, better form of crossover. Good going, Jabberwocky!
He also added more originality to Emperor Fang.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Psyga's General Blog: Why It Won't Work: Thomas' Adventures
Everyone has probably heard of the little engine that could. Many people fondly remember the show and its interesting filming style, and it soon became a fanbase. With quite the fanbase, Thomas began to engage in many new adventures, not thought of by his creators and writing staff.
And some of those adventures leave one little detail behind: Thomas and his friends are all tank engines. Now, you might be confused by that, but allow me to explain. While Thomas and his friends look like Tank Engines, the stories they’re put in makes them seem less like that and more… moveable.
I’m going to list some general problems I see in why Thomas’ Adventures, as a concept, won’t work. I do believe the concept can be properly executed, but it’s just I see these hurdles. Let’s start with the basic one.
Problem 1: Rails
This is probably the obvious one. Tank Engines run on rails. They only have a set path to go on. Sodor is a pretty big island with lots of rails, and that’s why they move from place to place. Sticking them somewhere else will probably require rails for them to move. Trains get derailed mostly because they have no rail to go on.
The natural conclusion is, obviously, to place rails at everywhere the trains would need to go. This draws some more problems, however. If the adventure requires Thomas to be in a town, then a rail is placed in them middle of the town so that he can go into town. Great, now you have a giant railway in the middle of the town, where the chances of getting run down by a train are increased tenfold. And let’s not talk about when rails go inside buildings… We’ll be getting to that soon.
Oh, and while we’re on the subject of rails…
Problem 2: One Does Not Simply Move Out Of Sodor
Okay, this is not that big of a problem, but it does need to be addressed. This doesn’t apply to stories that take place in Sodor, obviously, but if he were to say… be in Equestria or France, that would be odd, considering how it’s established he’s on an island. Not to mention that, again, he’s railed onto the road.
Thankfully, this problem is rectified more easily than the first one. In Blue Mountain Mystery, it’s established that trains can be imported from other countries like Spain. In fact, the very plot hinges on that very fact, for reasons I will bring up later. Oh, and I do warn you, there will be spoilers for that movie.
Speaking of transportation…
Problem 3: Size Troubles
Tell me, how big is a train compared to a human? Pretty big, right? They’d probably weigh as much too. Now, if the story calls for a train to be in something like say… a house, would you think something of that size or mass would be able to fit? If your answer was “no”, then you’re correct. Trains of a massive size need a lot of room to fit in, so they might not have enough space to maneuver, especially if rails were put where it needed to go. But hey, if Transformers can’t get their scale right, I can probably buy that Thomas changes mass and size in a whim.
The Thomas’ Adventure that comes to mind for me is a story where Thomas is on the Titanic. The first question I had when I heard a dramatic reading of this was: “How is it possible for them to be on the ship?” Going back to Blue Mountain Mystery, trains are shipped with special boats. Titanic isn’t the kind of ship that carries trains. If it did carry trains, it’d sink even before it meets the iceberg.
Speaking of sinking…
Problem 4: Darling, it’s not better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me
Okay, this I have to show you, since it targets a specific Thomas’ Adventure.
Don’t mind the ponies for the moment. This has tank engines. Underwater. Going back to Blue Mountain Mystery, (and here come the spoilers) there’s a dark and troubled past with one of the characters. Pretty much, one of the engines was knocked into the sea (you know, where Atlantica is at) and after a while, the engine got rusted. Yeeeeeaaaaah. Not really thebestidea to have your characters go underwater when there entire body can easily rust by salt water.
Magic anti-water bubble/paint might be able to fix this problem though, but it might not be able to fix this last problem.
Problem 5: Suddenly, a train comes and talks to you!
The most easiest thing to point out, and probably more obvious than the fact that you’d need rails everywhere, is that Thomas is a talking tank engine. The concept for that doesn’t seem to faze people in the slightest, it seemed. Now, I can accept certain people being unsurprised by a talking train due to past experiences with talking items, but when Belle takes no notice in the talking trains, yet is shocked when she sees Ms. Potts moving and talking, then there be problems.
And that, dear readers, are the five problems I have with the concept of Thomas’ Adventures. The idea may seem like crap on paper, but if someone puts the effort into it, the execution might be better than it sounds.
Trains rust underwater. That is all.
Oh. Turned out there were credits for Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals after all! Don’t worry about me, though. Another TV Tropes liveblogger managed to put it better than I.
God, this guy’s almost as weird as the guy who keeps requesting to have his Pokeform eaten by Rarity.
Thought this up after posting Yru’s Pooh’s Adventures of Jaws page.
Yru17 loses his sanity again!
Pooh’s Adventures of Jaws is another upcoming new Winnie the Pooh crossover film planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo.com in the near future, sometime after Pooh’s Adventures of Free Willy 3: The Rescue and Littlefoot’s Adventures of Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
Trivia
- Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Celebi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby,Guido, Grandpa Longneck, Grandma Longneck, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod,Pterano, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Simba,Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara, Kovu, Zazu, Rafiki, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Ttark, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Zuba, Florrie, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Terk, Tantor, Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen, Louis,Ray the Firefly, Mama Odie, Juju, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Carpet, The Flying Dutchman, Manny, Sid, Diego,Jesse Greenwood, Randolph Johnson, The Goonies (Mikey Walsh, Brand Walsh, Mouth Devereaux, Data Wang, Chunk Cohen, Andy Carmichael, Stef Steinbrenner, and Sloth Fratelli), Chanticleer, Mickey Mouse,Donald Duck, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Basil of Baker Street, Dr. David Q. Dawson, Olivia Flaversham, Mr. Flaversham, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather, Hubie, Marina, Rocko, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Papa Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewitz, The Muppets (Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, The Eletric Mayhem, Rizzo the Rat, and Walter), Sebastian, Baloo, Bagheera,King Louie, The Vultures (Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Danny, Sawyer, Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse, Jim Crow and his Brothers, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley,Rex, Woog, Elsa, Roger Rabbit, Dweeb, Mushu, Devon and Cornwall, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Balto, Jenna, Boris, Muk and Luk, Jacquimo, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Whizzer,Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Falkor, Stanley (from A Troll in Central Park), Po the Panda, Shifu,The Furious Five, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, and Jack Skellington guest star in this film.
- Due to the real film’s content (including the blood scenes), this film will be cesnored.
- This is one of a few Winnie the Pooh crossover films to guest star the recurring allies from the Littlefoot’s Adventures Series. It will also be the first Winnie the Pooh crossover film to guest star the entire Littlefoot’s Adventures team. Because of that, it will be inspired by Pooh’s Adventures of Avatar.
- This will be the first Winnie the Pooh crossover to guest star Jesse and Randolph without Elvis and Nadine (so that the series will stay straight since they were only in Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home), since it will be done after Pooh’s Adventures of Free Willy 3: The Rescue and Littlefoot’s Adventures of Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
- Depending on what Muppets might guest star in any Winnie the Pooh crossover film after Pooh’s Adventures of The Muppets, this might be the first Winnie the Pooh crossover film to guest star Walter from The Muppets(2011).
- This film actually takes place after Littlefoot’s Adventures of The Muppets, which explains Littlefoot and his friends already knowing Walter.
- This is an NTSC film (taken from a Movieplex on Demand showing of the film) with NTSC bits from theWinnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, The Land Before Time films, the Mickey Mouse films, The Jungle Book 1 and 2, Pinocchio, The Lion King films, The Princess and the Frog, The Great Mouse Detective, Cats Don’t Dance, Madagascar, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, The Pebble and the Penguin, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the All Dogs Go to Heaven films, We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story, Dinosaur, The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Aladdin films, the Scooby-Doo films, The Swan Princess films, The Little Mermaid films, and Rock-a-Doodle, and more.
Yru17, I think you’re gonna need a bigger brain.
Here’s why I couldn’t take any photos last month. Besides, they guarded all of us, meaning that we couldn’t use any cameras for the rest of our lives. I hate crossovers so much.
Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!
- 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
- 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
- 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
- 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
- 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
- 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
- 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
- 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
- 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
- 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
- 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
- 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
- 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
- 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
- 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.
- Character absence:
- Subplots:
- Bad grammar:
- Lack of explanation:
- Audience stupidity: Well, duh.
Overall: 5/5
0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.
Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 5. I really don’t have as much to say, mainly because this guy tries his best to find the perfect time to add a reaction shot.
- 3:35 Okay… Is this something to do with part 3?
- 5:26 *rolls his eyes* Since when did our heroes start flying away from boiling lava?
- 7:42 And here’s another example of trying too hard.
- 8:00 Since when did our heroes start fighting a giant, robotic spider?
- 9:26 *clip critique* That voice acting is just unacceptable.
- 10:26 *groans out loud* Whyyyyyyyyyyy…
- 11:20 And now he’s turned back into anime.
- 12:58 We really don’t see that much of Jak, don’t we? Especially not of him fighting.
- 13:23 *crickets chirp*
- 13:42 Shut up! This isn’t The Magic Voyage!
- 14:38 …What does that even mean?
Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 4. This scene follows up part 3, so it appears that Astro Boy has been bullied by Jak by being told that he isn’t his brother. He is speaking the truth, you know.
- 0:06 Poor kid can’t even spell “carpet” right.
- 1:10 Of course, the abuse of “your” is very common when you can hardly spell despite the fact that YOU’RE in an English-speaking country.
- 1:18 [link]
- 1:32 Boy, do I hope Rock Holmes arrives so that we’d have less cameos…
- 1:46 Hamegg = MrRuscole.
- 1:58 Thank God. A short introduction scene.
- 2:04 More subliminal laziness!
- 2:16 Well, there had to be a bloody subplot.
- 2:29 And it turns out that Dudley Puppy made a cameo.
- 4:51 This got 8 likes.
- 5:22 Bugs Bunny would never say that whenever he disguises with someone else.
- 9:23 Oh, there’s Jak.
- 9:27 Haven’t these people ever heard of adoption?
- 10:04 Astro Boy in World of Warcraft? *about to headdesk* Well, of course!
- 10:08 Here, Toby has turned CGI again and is stealing Po’s childhood memories. Bully.
- 10:24 Self insertion, ladies and gentlemen!
- 10:25 And then he turns into a panda.
- 10:52 Eh, the drama was already ridiculous.
- 11:03 You do know who Nathan Lane’s character was in the movie, don’t you?
- 13:16 It must be exhausting (not to mention unnerving) to say such a thing like that. Especially with the typos.
As Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever is put on hold until Halloween, I will in the meantime interrupt the riff with one of my self requests. Here is a crossover that does not have Pooh, but crosses PS2 games over with Don Bluth mediocrity. Family trees? Yes. Bad grammar? Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 1.
- 0:00 Most disappointing use of the previous Universal theme EVER.
- 1:56 Third sign of stupidity.
- 2:01 And now this.
- 2:23 Well, that opening had a very silly placement in a Rock-a-Doodle crossover.
- 8:42 The real fun doesn’t start until this very point.
- 9:16 This is Jak and Daxter’s Adventures and yet the first inserted character we see comes from Kingdom Hearts.
- 11:20 Does this guy know the names just from hearing them?
- 12:49 See how utterly stupid it is when you put video game characters in Rock-a-Doodle?
- 13:55 The real subtitles make it sound like she actually wants that kid dead.
- 14:12 Attack on the first appearance, eh? I guess that works, but not by a mile.
- 14:32 The Grand Duke shot by an electric blast and apparently Edmund’s to blame!
- 14:36 Tut tut tut…
- 14:47 Bugs Bunny? Makes sense, I guess…
Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 3 can not be seen by the British (and not even ProxTube can do anything about it), so I’ll leave it here for you Americans to judge by yourselves!
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).