Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Oct 6

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 2, in which we get introduced to a bunch of characters that we should’ve been introduced to much earlier.

  • 0:00 Aladdin? What are you doing in a movie that you grossed higher than?
  • 0:03 Oh hi, Ala.
  • 0:11 By far the only part of the crossover that really works.
  • 0:21 Did Granny finally die?
  • 0:29 *bursts into fits of laughter* I do hope that guy didn’t actually mean it when he said that he was 20!
  • 0:32 Filler to make the pain even less endurable.
  • 0:42 If he used both the CG Astro Boy and the anime as reaction shots for Toby, then I would not in any way be surprised. (SPOILER: He did)
  • 0:47 He’s known it ever since hearing of your existence in PlayStation Land.
  • 3:19 And we had to wait until this point for another toon to appear. Laziness with 7 likes.
  • 5:35 “Your” confusion? Bingo.
  • 5:37 These characters don’t even appear that much and yet people like this?!
  • 9:07 Why, even in Rock-a-Doodle, would a whale be involved in this?
  • 9:16 So… What is this about again? Hubie and his pebble, or Edmund and his Chanticleer? Was the pebble even introduced?
  • 10:07 What is even going on?
  • 10:58 Bad grammar created using sound and subs!
  • 12:00 I repeat, what is even going on?!
  • 14:42 And what have the non-Bluth characters been doing this whole time? We haven’t seen them since 5:39.

“p.s. I forgot to put the introduction of Tiff” Well, that at least saved a good deal of time.

Oct 5

WOODY ALLEN SHOULD SUE ABEGNAUD.

Fat Albert's Adventures of Midnight in Paris

(Impersonating Mark Elliot again) Just when you thought this fad couldn’t get any stranger, abegnaud presents Fat Albert’s Adventures of Midnight in Paris: Diamond Edition. Not only does it feature Fat Albert and the Cosby Gang, but this crossover also features The Archies, Tinker Bell and the Faries, the Happy Tree Friends and Beavis and Butthead.

(Talks in my normal voice) Why hasn’t this abegnaud guy been sued yet? Why haven’t any of these crossover guys been sued yet? I know this stuff is protected by the Berne Act and Section 107 of Copyright Act of 1976, but do we really need to see Fat Albert in a Woody Allen movie?

Oct 3

Peter Pan’s Adventures of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Found this on Google Images while looking for the Diamond Edition Blu-ray of Peter Pan. (I’m reading this while impersonating Mark Elliot, Disney) From the creators of Fat Albert’s Midnight in Paris (yes, the Woody Allen one) and Hank Hill and Napoleon Dynamite comes Peter Pan’s Adventures of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Poster for Peter Pan's Adventures of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Oct 1

Good thing he was only a kid when he made this. Or at least stole it.

Oct 1

youtubeclassics:

Here is the logo for my channel if Pooh’s Adventures could include me in some of the movies. Hope this logo will work.

Oct 1

This is just depressing to watch. Even more so that here he’s supporting YakkoWarnerMovies and Reese.

Oct 1

PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION I DO NOT OWN POOH BEAR POKEMON STAR WARS OR THE POH’S ADVENTURES SERIES I JUST MADE THIS FOR FUN SO I BEG YOU NO ONE SUIE ME AND DESTROY MY YOUTUBE CHANNLE I LOVE MY YOUTUBE CHANNLE I LOVE YOUTUBE ITSELF

The fun doesn’t begin until 7:00.

Oct 1

I’m telling you, this Wikia is an absolute goldmine.

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)

Oct 1

The hell?

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)

Oct 1

Vanessa is a former fisrt mate to Captain Blot and Oc Love Intrest for Riku in the Second Season of the Spongebob and Friends Chronicle Series. She is coping the roll of the sexy female sabertooth cat and Diego’s love intrest Shira from Ice age 4: Continental Drift. When she and a fellow crewmember Edward Koda get left behind and are rescued by Spyro and his group after their escape, Vanessa is forced to choose between her fellow pirates and helping Spyro and his friends return home to the Louge while a blossoming romance between her and Riku is born.

More recolor stupidity from the Spongebob & Friends Adventures Wikia!

Vanessa is a former fisrt mate to Captain Blot and Oc Love Intrest for Riku in the Second Season of the Spongebob and Friends Chronicle Series. She is coping the roll of the sexy female sabertooth cat and Diego’s love intrest Shira from Ice age 4: Continental Drift. When she and a fellow crewmember Edward Koda get left behind and are rescued by Spyro and his group after their escape, Vanessa is forced to choose between her fellow pirates and helping Spyro and his friends return home to the Louge while a blossoming romance between her and Riku is born.

More recolor stupidity from the Spongebob & Friends Adventures Wikia!

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)

Wait a fucking minute!

In Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario, Bowser states his next move is in Gotham, which makes sense considering that Gotham is the setting for the next movie in the double feature…

Yet in Pooh’s Adventures of Batman Forever, they begin the story as a play, and so it is assumed that ALL the movie is a play.

What the fuck kind of logic is that? Is Bowser a villain? Is he just an actor and they’re all just really good actors? The hell was the point in building up Bowser’s plan in Gotham if the whole damn thing was a play anyways?

I’d probably chalk this up to the differences in writers, but this is probably a good reason why starting with a play is kind of confusing.

MegaMan’s adventures of The Rescuers Down Under.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FtVD8YbPew&feature=channel&list=UL

This crossover has, Batman, Spider-Man, Mega Man, Batman and Deedlit. 

I can’t access part 1 because it’s blocked due to copyright, there’s only part 2 and 3 available.

Makes Richard Williams look like a Dingo Pictures employee!

(Source: spongebobandfriendsadventures.wikia.com)

Just another typical family connection