Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 5. To be continued?

• 0:15 How can they be smart like the narrator, but then as curious as Henry?
• 0:26 This is what happens when Japanese monsters ruin education.
• 0:48 Quiet! Your personalities confuse me!
• 1:32 *rolls his eyes*
• 1:47 RARITY: Especially the bronies.
• 1:59 You don’t say, fashion diva.
• 2:25 You’re supposed to know that!
• 3:13 Yum.

Well, that’s all there is of Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, but I can’t review it because it’s been more than a month since this part was uploaded.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 4. The characters suddenly change personalities.

• 0:05 *slams his head on the desk repeatedly*
• 0:09 Then according to the lack of spaces, this was probably created by a lizard.
• 1:02 Probably because of a snake, a monster and a fashion-crazed unicorn.
• 1:27 Henry does not need to be corrected as he speaks.
• 1:33 Look who’s friggin’ talking.
• 1:58 You’re a cartoon. It’s likely there would be.
• 2:24 It doesn’t even help that you interrupted the whole way through.
• 2:39 A species dying out is the same as becoming extinct.
• 3:29 SO MUCH REPETITION
• 4:31 Actually, you can.
• 5:19 At last, Vakishim gets a new shot.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 3. The shorter part of the video is, the less you have to say. Oh, and Kaa’s still a pussy.

• 0:13 Not everyone in the world is a young boy raised in the jungle.
• 0:56 And you’re a farm’s worst enemy.
• 1:04 How should you know when you didn’t know about the environment in the first place?
• 1:14 All we care about is Henry, because he’s the curious one. Why need the rest?
• 2:03 Why does Rarity keep doing a Lady Gaga in certain shots?
• 2:08 Language, Kaa!
• 2:20 Eh heh heh heh heh…

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 2. Kaa arrives. Again.

• 0:10 RARITY: I must be careful of which clothes I wear!
• 0:21 Zomg! I did not know such a thing!
• 0:53 True. They make things like this.
• 1:10 I know… *glares at Vakishim*
• 1:38 VAKISHIM: And everyone else!
• 1:54 VAKISHIM: I’m not even a dinosaur, anyway.
• 2:02 No, I’m not into that stupid “pony chicken” joke.
• 2:41 Except that was a chicken.
• 2:43 You already took over an Endangered Animals episode!
• 2:56 MOWGLI: How many times do I have to tell you, Kaa? Get some glasses!
• 3:15 KAA: Pleassssse be quiet, or the ressssssssultsssssss will be quite aroussssssing…
• 3:47 Seriously?

Well, I’m back from Kefalonia, and today I’m going to be ripping into another butchery of an educational programme. This time, it has ponies. And daikaijus. And it hasn’t been completed yet. Will this be as messy as the last one, or will it just be stupid like Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy’s journey with Nick Jr characters? Begin part 1 of Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals.

• 0:00 Sure, Amazing Animals is partly Disney. But what’s the need for this?
• 0:42 Was that a joke about the username?
• 0:44 Spaces…
• 0:57 So… is this Rarity’s Adventures or Twilight’s Adventures?
• 1:19 It’s Rarity’s Adventures of Friendship is Magic!
• 2:07 THAT ANNOTATION
• 2:34 Is that prati-WHAT?!
• 3:09 It could’ve been worse, Henry. You could’ve been greeted by a talking teddy bear, a stuffed tiger, a stuffed pig, a stuffed donkey, a rabbit, a sponge, a starfish, two cats, two dogs, two penguins, two walruses, a trio of retro cartoon stereotypes, a lion, a meerkat, a warthog, a human-faced orange, a purple skunk…
• 3:14 Any of you guys heard Harry Hill’s joke about the two greyhounds and a horse? No? Then you ain’t from my country.
• 4:13 Wouldn’t it be more fitting if he ran from that giant monster Ultraman’s supposed to be fighting?
• 4:20 Of course. It was she who scared you, not the narrator.