Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

• 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
• 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
• 0:29 Herp dee derp.
• 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
• 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
• 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
• 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
• 3:24 Seriously?
• 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
• 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
• 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
• 4:24 Elroy’s what?
• 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
• 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
• 4:54 *drools ignorantly*

• Crossovers:
• Typos: 
• Narrator confusion: 
• Dumbing down of Garfield:
• Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

• 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
• 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
• 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
• 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
• 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
• 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
• 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
• 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
• 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
• 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
• 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
• 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
• 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
• 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
• 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
• 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
• 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
• 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
• 6:10 Garfield, you mean?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 5. Two guests arrive - one relevant, one completely forced.

• 0:05 Henry might have been sarcastic, you know…
• 0:18 Misuse of “it’s”? Check.
• 0:23 And he’s clever enough not to be pestered by length-extending cartoon clips.
• 1:11 You have way too many friends for your own good, do you know that?
• 1:27 See what I meant earlier about Timon and Pumbaa?
• 1:38 Talk like an imported foreign film!
• 1:42 *notices the comma* Rabbit’s the narrator!
• 2:16 The bees, of course.
• 2:17 Stop making this thing longer!
• 2:29 Woah, getting into Henry’s show really didn’t do Fifi well.
• 2:47 Because this is a cartoon segment, don’t expect Tigger to make any comments.
• 3:30 WHAT?!
• 3:34 You’d be able to tell if you read the web address.
• 3:36 ORANGE: I’m Cartoon Network’s latest abomination!
• 3:41 And yet you didn’t know much of the characters you first met?
• 3:55 Blinky the ghost? How much more characters do we need to ruin this documentary?
• 3:58 Tennessee was right - Annoying Orange is the narrator.
• 4:04 You tell him, Henry. And tell that to the rest.
• 4:33 ORANGE: And their butts were the inspiration for my comedy! Nyahahahahahahaha!
• 5:04 At least you’re helping the poor narrator’s intelligence improve.
• 5:30 The orange would never think up a joke THAT bad!
• 6:20 And now Peach and Toad are characters in this video! Aargh!
• 6:36 And Peach is the narrator.
• 7:27 How is that even remotely a joke?
• 7:46 I dunno, Dwayne Johnson?
• 8:01 Wasn’t he on the moon?
• 8:44 Couldn’t you say “just like” instead of “that reminds me of”? It shortens down the subtitles.
• 9:36 And you didn’t do that any earlier?
• 9:46 1. *facepalm* The spelling… 2. Garfield, don’t you hate mice, and rats for that matter?
• 10:14 Notice the change in subtitle font?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 4. I could only imagine seeing this in science class.

• 0:06 The subtitles are covering up the detail!
• 1:19 Don’t you especially hate it when this happens?
• 1:27 *sips* All the parts I’ve riffed so far have this. God damn it.
• 1:40 We got a genius here!
• 1:44 …who happens to be talking to himself.
• 1:52 “Say, it’s rings are just like the OTHER coral snake, only this one seems to be red, yellow and black. Not t*cuts to next shot* PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS.
• 2:23 Another case of the sudden font change.
• 2:53 Uh, 1:52?
• 3:23 Winnie the Pooh, of course!
• 3:29 Any spider could remind you of her.
• 3:41 Another example of how rushed the appearances are - we don’t even get to see that much of Pumbaa!
• 3:48 Which I’m not, as all these pointless cartoon appearances keep blocking the way of my education.
• 4:12 Poor scorpion…
• 4:29 And now Piglet’s the narrator! So little logic in these videos it’s mind screwing!
• 4:40 It’s not as stupid as this entire video.
• 4:47 I think Timon and Pumbaa are two more of the only fitting characters. There really isn’t any need for the sponge so far.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 3. Poor, poor Garfield…

• 0:05 And these toons couldn’t even accompany the cartoon sequence, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining than the edited parts of this video.
• 0:16 Translation: Bark bark bark. *panting*
• 0:39 Please say that to every crossed-over character in this video.
• 0:44 Excuse me, but didn’t Shy just tell everyone to let the narrator finish?
• 1:21 *bangs head on the desk* Yup! That’s education right there!
• 2:00 *sips* He’s not your cousin, Chumley.
• 2:16 “That means to blend one of your colors in with the background, or ano*cuts to next shot* This too?
• 3:03 Punctuation…
• 3:17 Shut up, cat who can’t even spell "hibernation” right.
• 3:33 He could’ve used that for every scene if he had to.
• 3:53 There’s so much dialogue to rip off!
• 4:50 The repetition here is even more blatant than before.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 2. The “documentary” begins!

• 0:24 And that smart one is not the guy who thought this would be a good idea.
• 0:59 Just imagine if these people took on Life in a Day.
• 1:37 Oh. It’s everyone’s favourite porn star.
• 1:50 MOWGLI: I’m a gecko? Well, you’re a marmoset!
• 1:58 Wouldn’t “distant relative” be a smarter phrase?
• 2:12 Subliminal Woody. We even got to hear him speak.
• 2:21 He’s going to hypnotise the viewer to make more crappy crossover videos. And it’s going to be sexy.
• 2:29 Don’t boost it up a notch!
• 2:35 This musical number is distracting any interest provided by the nature footage.
• 3:04 Garfield’s the narrator? *angry face*
• 3:22 So, you’re assuming Kaa is real? What’s even going on here?!
• 3:26 Um, 1:52?
• 3:29 Yeah! Leave the gecko out of this! Henry the Man Cub does not deserve such cruelty!
• 3:41 Tigger’s right.
• 4:10 You said one of them was your cousin.
• 4:20 There are so many people getting educated by this that I’m actually feeling dumber.
• 4:41 *crickets chirp*
• 4:44 And now Spongebob’s the narrator? This is blowing my mind. Illegally.
• 4:59 It saddens me how stupid Garfield is in the eyes of YakkoWarnerMovies.
• 5:20 Not as long as the clips interrupting this video in total.
• 5:33 *sips*
• 5:39 Poky! Look the hell away!
• 6:09 And why isn’t there a gasping montage?
• 6:32 It’s that again…
• 6:36 Good thing someone survived the dumbing down of the gang.
• 7:02 Tennessee, did you not say that you know that snakes can be milked?
• 7:06 You don’t really shake your head when saying “yea”.
• 7:16 If we only had one side character, then everyone will actually learn something!
• 7:32 Pooh’s probably one of the only characters in this crossover that makes some form of sense.
• 8:19 Sigh.

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

• 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
• 1:08 What frame rate!
• 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
• 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
• 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
• 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
• 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
• 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
• 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
• 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
• 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
• 4:35 *sobs*
• 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
• 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
• 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
• 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
• 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
• 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
• 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
• 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
• 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 8. The end, and Milli doesn’t even make a peep.

• 0:30 Kurmoday Girled!
• 0:48 And how did they do so exactly?
• 0:56 [link]
• 1:09 I really hate this. And it’s almost over.
• 2:56 Omg! Professor Utonium was played by three girls?
• 2:59 Woah! Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy were an actress playing three roles? I knew it.
• 3:02 I thought that old man was the mayor.
• 3:04 Mojo Jojo was actually cute?
• 3:06 But who played them?
• 3:21 It didn’t even end with a fade-out.

• Movie Maker mishaps: 
• Engrish: 
• Blurriness: 
• Uselessness: 
• The relationship between Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy and Team Umizoomi: 

Overall: 5/5

Even if it came from a 13 year old, is there seriously any point to it? Who is it trying to entertain? Why are there so little English classes in this world? It wasn’t even an overblown crossover, and Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy fit decently, but they do nothing but talk to a character from a Nick Jr. show. It’s not a painful experience, but its stupidity, Engrish and repetition beg for such a rating as 0/10. Thank you, Tacowiz, for submitting this, and making me file a protest to the governments to set up more literature classes across the world.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 7. Milli introduces her friends. Who on Earth could they be? Certainly not her Team Umizoomi partners.

• 0:28 Okay, what exactly was the need for that?
• 1:20 How, even by terms of cartoon logic, did you get up there?
• 1:23 Punctuation. Learn it. Did you not go to school?
• 3:22 Oooh. There goes the fourth wall.
• 3:29 D'oh. I was expecting someone unpredictable.
• 3:31 And thank God…
• 3:48 Hey! I think I can read this! “Hey Milli, you, bot and geo stay*gets cut off* Like I said, PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:01 You battle cry is not right for this moment!
• 8:01 That's what I hate about these videos. They don’t believe in tension.
• 8:54 Like I said on another commentary, these people are so desperate.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 6. The real action beings, and the Eds provide nothing but a useless backstory.

• 0:55 Even in a cartoon you can’t breathe on the moon! You don’t have enough powers to do so!
• 1:15 Oh God, why.
• 1:27 You don’t even look like you’re angry, or physically abusing her for that matter!
• 1:29 Just a slap? It wasn’t even a punch!
• 1:31 AMERICANISED YOSHI: Oooh, hours long time.
• 1:34 Se puede incluso nacidos en Estados Unidos?
• 1:42 Cuteness and this style just don’t mix. Hear that, animu arti*remembers FusionFall*
• 7:37 Action ruined.
• 7:49 Nice work? He just let out a battle cry!
• 8:17 *slamming his head on the door* I*slam*ro*slam*ny!*slam*

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 5. So far, the Eds have joined with Milli, a character from a Nickelodeon show. *shakes his head in disagreement*

• 0:59 Don’t interrput poor Bubbles!
• 1:08 “voise” Ugh…
• 1:29 The Eds are girls?
• 1:54 By “everyone”, doesn’t that mean Professor, too?
• 2:24 Huh? How did whoever you are behind that black screen get here?
• 4:17 But what about Milli?
• 5:12 Well, with you guys around, it’s only gotten worse.
• 5:57 At least you finally gave a crap.
• 6:07 How about “durrr”?
• 7:16 Edd seems to be quite happy about this.
• 7:26 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 4. The quality suddenly changes back.

• 0:11 Nothing’s making sense anymore.
• 1:39 *twitches*
• 1:45 PFFFFFFFF HAAAAA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA
• 1:49 “Your” confusion alert.
• 1:53 It especially sucks when the clip’s brightness level is this high.
• 2:32 Yeah, it’s not like you actually went into their home or anything.
• 4:14 That’s why no one wants to concentrate on you guys.
• 5:23 Tsk tsk. Wuss.
• 6:51 Of course. Milli needs to be there, or else this will be too much Cartoon Network!
• 7:35 Punctuation, capitalisation, spelling and grammar - it’s all here.
• 7:57 It’s “you’re”, you bloody illiterate. What really bugs me is that there are thousands of them in this world.
• 10:19 And we get the traditional line theft.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 3. People, I believe Pooh’s Adventures subtitling has achieved a new low. An enormous one, to be frank.

• 1:49 How about “obvious”? 
• 4:26 I actually chucked at the bad splicing going on here.
• 4:29 *tries to read it* Now that the video size has gone down to 240p, I can barely read anything.
• 4:32 PROFESSOR: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the stack of white cards Eddy is currently building. Again.
• 4:33 Um, here goes: “We’re actulaly a … group called *shot ends* Minun333, please quit.
• 4:41 That really isn’t as bad as being stalked by clips of cartoons, being subtitled with Segoe Print and decreasing to barely readable quality.
• 6:11 Huh. If Pooh Bear was here, he’d just gasp.
• 10:32 Bad timing…

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 2. Well, at least this guy’s 13 and not 22.

• 0:19 Have they been held back?
• 0:21 Misuse of “there”? Check.
• 1:49 I’ll admit, that part was quite clever.
• 2:26 “Ed those things … for …”
• 4:16 How far have I skipped?
• 4:23 Strange. All the other kids wouldn’t say a word.
• 4:59 Edd, please be quiet like the others. Thank you.
• 5:18 Punctuation? What are you talking about?
• 6:38 You think? You’re not even running the right way.
• 6:45 Clearly, someone can’t use the split clip tool well.
• 8:06 No wonder you’re so slow. You’re running through nowhere but, well, definitely not Townsville.
• 9:17 Well, it looks like you’re about 48 hours late - they already started reconstruction.
• 10:27 You cut out the Kankers, and then you let Eddy get away with mentioning their names?

Here’s a crossover without a talking teddy bear in sight - part 1 of the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie, or the Eds New Adventure of the PPG movie. It’s the first (and only so far) crossover adventure video by Minun333, and combines two Cartoon Network franchises. Quite natural, huh? Well, let’s just hope it isn’t misleading. I hope to God it isn’t. It really can’t be THAT bad.

• 0:00 So, the A.K.A. logo. That’s perfectly natural.
• 0:06 Wait. The Disney logo? In a crossover that solely involves Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy and the Powerpuff Girls?! Why?
• 0:10 Um…
• 0:20 Uh… huh?
• 0:30 Aagh! I call incomplete.
• 0:38 Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy are one?
• 1:07 Segoe Print for the “win”!
• 2:32 One word (or two) - subtitle.
• 3:39 So you mean to say they’ve had some adventures in the movie before?
• 5:17 And there’s our first evidence of “interaction”.
• 5:30 “My name is edward but you … edd.”
• 5:35 This is one of the reasons why Windows XP’s Movie Maker is better at subtitling than Vista.
• 5:42 “We need a p…a… to stay after our ditch”
• 5:46 One of the worst edits in the Pooh’s Adventures phenomenon.
• 6:17 “They more loo… super hero…”
• 7:36 How is that scene worthy of a joke like that?
• 8:30 And cue an overlong answer.
• 10:55 There really won’t be that much to talk about in this riff, won’t there?