Heck No Pooh's Adventures
RSSBenny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 5. Prepare for a story that starts like Beauty and the Beast, and concludes like Freddie as F.R.O.7.
- 0:10 What am I watching again?
- 1:20 Brace yourselves…
- 2:21 So, what about the rest of the gang? What happened to them? Were the El Arca gang nothing more than God’s pervertedness?
- 2:34 *drips water on his eyes to look like tears*
- 4:21 Now, back to the almost real deal.
- 4:36 Especially back to one of the stupidest sidekicks in a Disney film.
- 6:35 Here comes an epic snowball fight!
- 7:10 *eats his popcorn*
- 9:19 You can’t even do that with Movie Maker.
- 9:30 Neither can I!
- 11:45 Just when I was feeling happy.
- 12:07 Hey, it’s funnier than El Arca.
- 12:46 And by that, someone meant “Leave the movie alone”.
Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 4: This part got a dislike and not Heath’s godawful singing?
Oh…
- 0:10 It’s a chain reaction of laziness!
- 1:08 *leaves his count alone* Eh…
- 1:17 You could hire pest control.
- 1:24 Please do this technique more often, so that we know Belle isn’t talking to the dead!
- 2:03 This is what happens when piracy goes this far.
- 3:18 Classic animated musicals and movies with jokes about animal crap and the utter of “big boobs” don’t mix!
- 3:26 Classic animated musicals and cartoons about Oz, well, go ahead…
- 5:21 Classic animated musicals and classic animated musicals? As long as they’re Disney and both from the same era…
- 5:23 Classic animated musicals and this? *sigh*
- 5:40 It would’ve been more amazing if you weren’t there to wreck it.
- 6:14 LUMIERE: Zut alors! What have they done to you, poor Rafiki?!
- 6:43 Dumb repetition? Check.
- 6:50 Panty doesn’t sound quite right…
- 6:52 Hear that, Carl? *stares in fury*
- 7:01 Guess those words really got to him…
- 7:41 Something that should be said in every single one of these videos.
- 7:45 COGSWORTH: *pauses as he looks up* Lumiere, they really got us this time.
- 10:12 BELLE: Oh, dear. Two of the ones I know are cursed!
- 11:03 And you! Get out of the movie!
- 11:25 Benny can fly!
- 11:27 A clip with bad frame rate and snow with better… just… *facepalm*
- 11:41 JOHNNY: How’d those things become more popular than us, anyway?
- 12:35 Oh,
- 12:38 CRAP.
- 12:46 *takes glasses off* I always knew Furry-D couldn’t do your head good!
- 12:55 They only picked up one human? That is just wrong. Well, think about it.
- 13:00 It already got messy.
- 13:54 Never, EVER, let a Gary Stu into a Disney movie.
- 14:39 We have an Oscar contender, ladies and gentlemen!
Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 3. Get ready for the worst singing you’ve heard in an animated film.
- 0:06 *mutes “Belle” and adds a subtitle saying “popularity”*
- 0:10 Who, the prince or the Gary Stu?
- 0:59 Belle sounds rather ill.
- 1:09 In even the most advanced Pooh’s Adventures videos, it would be a cliché to ask what people like the one behind that lion are doing when they’re not even on the cast list.
- 1:37 In even the most advanced Pooh’s Adventures videos, eye contact isn’t a virtue.
- 2:33 Just when I thought I could save time!
- 2:48 Okay, that is nothing you’d see everyday in these videos.
- 2:54 *goes downstairs to get some tomatoes*
- 3:19 *comes back up and throws them*
- 3:35 *gets a cane ready*
- 3:44 There. Now I can have something to enjoy.
- 4:01 *hears footsteps* Oh, no.
- 4:35 Okay, I think I’m going to have to regret what I said about voices being better than subtitles.
- 4:43 -20 points for you!
- 5:01 I’m surprised the reaction to this wasn’t as bad as Friday.
- 5:15 I think this could explain a lot.
- 5:28 GASTON: No one’s ears bleed like Gaston’s!
- 6:27 GASTON: Well, I’ve seen crazier! *looks at the animal standing next to him*
- 7:18 You know what they say - Boo! Hiss!
- 7:56 You know what’s even less possible? Your new “friends”.
- 9:04 At least you’re not having dinner with Heath Lynx.
- 9:25 They’re not dead after all!
- 9:37 Yep. She’s definitely lost her freedom, earlier than she lost her father…
- 9:41 *looks at his “and friends” instance count* Still one?
- 10:29 Humour ruined.
- 11:14 I’m still not seeing enough of these characters. I expected more green-screening!
- 12:07 If BowserMovies were to make this, then I’d be seeing: “If (they don’t) eat with me, then (they don’t) eat at all.”
- 12:15 Shut up, Rafiki, and lay off the booze. *takes a sip of ginger ale*
- 12:36 Why are all the El Arca characters so nice to each other?
Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 2. I wonder why Disney didn’t find this on the day of the 3D release…
- 6:35 The fun doesn’t begin until this point.
- 6:48 Some of you actually do come from the past. When do you think Noah built that ark? 2012?
- 7:15 One of those rare instances of actually using some sort of blue screen.
- 7:37 You think that’s disgusting? Take a look at the stripping scene in your movie.
- 7:57 Woah! That Rafiki impersonator surely has imprWait a second.
- 8:12 This thing is becoming more and more generic…
- 8:38 Still, better than having a subtitle say “All: And stay out!”
- 9:09 You just don’t sound villainous enough.
- 11:06 Oh, once they get inside, this is going to be the courtroom drama of the century!
- 11:35 Kermodey Gawd!
- 11:49 One. Remember what I said earlier?
- 12:13 *rolls eyes* Ugh…
- 12:52 Where is he, who is he? He looks kind of like DangiHe is Dangino. Tut tut tut…
- 13:14 Next I’d want him to say, “Oh my goodness! It’s my idol!”
- 13:59 Such quality…
- 14:07 BELLE: Sorry, but I don’t usually listen to cardboard cut-outs.
- 14:41 Well, duh. Benny’s an OC. This coming from the guy who’s been stuck with a Hamtaro-style character for 6 years.
I watched El Arca and I can see the appeal - the lions have curves. But that’s all. The rest is just toilet gags, a bird strip club, the mentions of “big boobs”, hell and drugs [sic], terrible voice acting, overly conspicuous CGI, a lack of any consistent humour, a King Louie rip-off, a panther named “Panty” and the involvement of the director of one of the animated Titanic movies. One of its most rabid fans, according to the same guy that submitted the Flintstones movie, is Captain Leo. Or Lionheart Captain. Or Benny the Beast. He used to do crossovers, and they at first looked like this.
He happened to improve quite fast, though, although a lot of what he does nowadays looks kind of cheesy and traced (I doubt he actually did). And to no one’s surprise, he also does crossover adventure videos. Drawings can exist in these kinds of videos, but the main difference is that not only does he use his drawings as well as clips from other cartoons, he has a video maker more advanced than Windows, he can do voices, and his own characters actually appear in the original settings of the movie. So from what I can tell, he’s the most advanced crossover adventure video creator of them all. But is the concept any good? Well, so begins my most hypocritical commentary yet - Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 1.
- 0:11 Animation not necessary!
- 0:15 Another example of DreamWorks going out of character.
- 0:18 And now, clips from a movie where a stripper chicken takes her bra off in front of the eyes of many children.
- 0:25 This is what happens when you bring a Mary Sue into a movie!
- 0:44 A dog? Eh, that’s kind of natural, I guess.
- 0:46 Genie?
- 0:50 Oh, come on.
- 0:55 THAT ANIMATION
- 0:58 Oh dear, someone’s not going to get a very legal treatment…
- 1:04 Well, at the very least that was better than seeing clips spliced into the opening of Timon and Pumbaa.
- 1:40 If there’s anything this does have that’s common in the world of Pooh’s Adventures, it’s the chance of low quality.
- 2:48 Did I mention that these videos not only go for movies related to anthropomorphic animals?
- 3:59 Those blurs aren’t the only evidence of editing…
- 4:53 Oh God. Here wWait. Where’s the subtitles?
- 4:59 As someone who draws some generic animal mutants (and you wouldn’t want to know how unless you’re a size accepter), I can safely say this: Oh boy…
- 5:06 That character looks more like the daughter of Dagnino and Shere Khan.
- 5:22 Who’s that?
- 5:26 It’s the Beast with a shave!
- 5:28 Okay, that voice seems a little too Chris-Chan-ish…
- 5:49 Worst Rafiki impersonation ever.
- 6:01 Finally. A genius in this Pooh’s Adventures cult!
- 6:13 Because in cartoons, everyone gets fooled by Bugs Bunny!
- 6:24 And now back to good animation.
- 6:55 Good animation will return.
- 7:28 Not even with such audible talking can she hear you.
- 8:41 With a disguise like that, people will be thinking Belle’s even funnier than before.
- 10:32 There were strange impersonations of Rafiki and the cast of The Ark in this, and yet no one could dub Belle? Okay, this won’t be so exciting after all. At least there’s slo-mo instead of Toonguy’s repetition.
- 11:00 *shakes his head in disapproval*
- 12:00 GASTON: Wait, did she say something just then?
- 12:13 Aren’t you a villain?
- 12:23 Acting!
- 12:45 MAURICE: Help! A lion’s in the house! And it talks!
- 13:14 And now, the cliché that is why being joined by too many odd characters when you used to go on your own is a pain in the ass.
- 13:37 MAURICE: Although I know you’re talking lions and I’m expecting to be on the menu anytime soon.
- 13:53 MAURICE: Just look at them! They’re mutant human/lion hybrids!
- 14:13 And neither is the gang that suddenly kidnapped you.
- 15:06 BELLE: Rafiki? You’ve had a cold since the last time I saw you.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Danny Goes to FernGully!
With Buzz Lightyear, no less.
Danny, the gang, the Berenstain Bears, Team Lightyear, Bernard, Bianca and Jake travel to a rainforest called FernGully and meet a fairy named Crysta. Along with Crysta’s pals, a bat named Batty Koda, and a human named Zak, as they help the fairies defeat Hexxus (whom Darla Dimple, Raffish Ralph, Weasel McGreed, Warp Darkmatter work for) and save FernGully.
Pooh in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad.
This crossover poster shows two different stories with Pooh and pals(along with Jiminy Cricket, Team Mew Mew Power, Simba, Timon and Pumba, Spongebob and Patrick, Road Rovers, Littlefoot and friends, Kana the lynx and Zackiel the hedgehog(and his Werehog form too), and Michael Jackson the hedgehog(a character created by ~AnaMariaTheHedgehog) and The Jungle Book Vultures) as they join on this adventure with Mr. Toad as they try to salve a mystery of the stolen motorcar with the help of Rat, Mole, and Angus MacBager.
and the next story is with Ginga Hagane and his friends and Ryuga, The Legion of Superheroes, Sam, Clover and Alex, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, and The Avengers as they join Ichabod Crane as they co to Sleepy Hollow and also go on a midnight chase, running their lives from… The Headless Horseman.
And she sold this as a print?!
Pooh’s Adventures of Sonic Unleashed.
This one is where Sonic the Werehog comes to join Pooh and all of his pals(The Road Rovers and all of the Koopa family members) when Dr. Eggman along with Plankton and the villains join up together and awaken Dark Gaia, but also Pooh and pals awoke the new born children of Bowser’s, three of them were named Zero Kiryu(from Vampire Knight), Perce(from Pokémon Black And White TV series in English) and Kyo(from Fruit Basket TV series in English).
So Pooh and pals welcome their new members of the gang and then begin their journey by meeting new people along the way too.
Complete with a Mary Sue!
gloryofda-deactivated20120810:
Here is a poster for my newest upcoming movie, Pooh and Ronald McDonald’s adventures of The Game Plan. This film will guest star Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the loon, Fifi La Fume, The Simpsons, Milhouse Van Houten, Alex Whitney, Wally Kogan, Annoying Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple and Grandpa Lemon.
P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.
Don’t you mean Pooh, Ronald McDonald, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, the Simpsons and the Annoying Orange’s Adventures of The Game Plan?
The teaser trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.
Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood.
The guest stars for this film are Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Baloo, Benny, Leo, Johnny, Arthur, D.W., Buster, Binky, Brain, Francine, Muffy, Buzz Lightyear, Mira Nova, XR, Booster, Roger Rabbit, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Dino, George Jetson, Elroy Jetson, Astro, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo and Georgette.
P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.
Some of these characters have taken over Beauty and the Beast. Guess which ones.
BowserMovies1989’s interpretation of Pooh’s Adventures of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Thankfully, the characters don’t cover the entire poster.
Animeria’s interpretation of Pooh’s Adventures of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
When King Neptune’s get stolen by Plankton and the villains that you see in Pooh’s Adventures and Bowser and Bowser Jr. are suddenly banished from the villains because of Plankton’s jeolusy to him being the biggest in the group , Winnie the Pooh and his friends join up with Sonic and the gang with Princess Luchia and her friends, Kana, and Zackiel, Were-Zackiel, Zoey and her team mates of Mew Mew Power, Littlefoot and his friends.
When Kira the hedgehog teams up with Bowser Koopa, they both soon discover that they both have the same thing in common in their life’s and most of all, Kira promises to let Bowser become good like the heroes and also have Bowser Jr. do the same with love for all of Pooh’s pals, Sonic and Kira’s gang’s.
Sometimes, I wonder if these things ever do get made…
The FT Squad Rides on the Magic School Bus.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).