Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 14. The End. The worst? You decide!

• 1:12 You’ve said that befoThere. That’ll teach you to shut up for once in your life.
• 1:29 Well, if there’s anything I do know about my amounts… *has a drink and a snack* …it’s that I’m lucky this guy didn’t make me overdo it.
• 1:52 See what you’ve been missing, disneyJSman?
• 2:13 There really should’ve been more of this so that we know the characters aren’t robots. I’m starting to kind of regret being this angry at Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage…
• 3:10 Is this guy even aware of his repetition?
• 4:51 And Piglet’s safe, all thanks to Movie Maker!
• 7:15 And throughout the entire video, the best treatment Tennessee’s voice could get was a brief sex change.
• 8:35 Horrible. Not the movie, that was just weak. The video, however, well…
• 8:43 What kind of marching song is that?!
• 9:30 You couldn’t get his name right, either!
• 10:15 Neither could you get his.
• 10:23 I know it would be that quick, seeing how effortless these videos are.
• 10:33 Oh, I’m afraid, alright!
• 10:43 EEEEEEK!
• 10:53 Shut up. It was barely even a movie.

And we come to the close of Pooh’s so-called Adventures through a live-action adaptation of a cartoon. Was it as bad as the last one in terms of video quality? Well, this was ripped from a backup DVD, so I’m going to have to say yes. Even though there’s a lot of stretching involved. Was it as bad in terms of repetition? Well, one repeats its reaction shots over and over again while another repeats the longest ones. The last one was worse. Was it as bad in terms of story? I’m going to have to say this was worse. Pooh actually does have an “adventure” in the last video, yet in this one he really is just there to react. Plus the fact that Tennessee Tuxedo isn’t related in any way, and he got very little screen time. Pooh especially got less scren time than in The Magic Voyage. You know what? This just might have to make me set up a verdict.

• Editing failures: 
• Dumbing down: 
• Repetition: 
• Engrish: 
• Irrelevance:

Overall: 2.9/5

So this video gets 0.42/10, because, well, do you know a Pooh’s Adventures video that’s actually good? Because I have yet to see one. See you on the next one that takes my interest.

P.S. To keep you away from curiosity, here’s the verdict for The Magic Voyage:

• Editing failures:
• Dumbing down:
• Repetition:
• Engrish:
• Irrelevance: 

Overall: 4.8/5

P.S.S. Because these videos like to state the obvious, I’m just going to have to admit this - I really don’t drink beer, so I wasn’t surrounded by glasses. Nor did I get that much money. I suck…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: ParWhat? Of all the parts of this video, Universal had to block this one in my country? Can any of you tell me how much left I have to drink or earn?

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 12. Almost as little things happen here as part 10. And we haven’t even got that long left!

• 2:43 Surrounded? There really isn’t that many people around you.
• 2:59 [link]
• 5:15 At least they were right about it being a honey tree. Sorta.
• 5:21 £580!
• 6:24 Go ahead, clap, as that’s your only purpose in this video.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 11. Good thing I’ve still got a few parts left, because I’m starting to actually get pissed off.

• 0:44 …cartoon characters who haven’t even been turned into live-action yet stalking every move we make and saying random things that have nothing to do with the situations we’re in!
• 1:13 Indeed. So mad she stabbed herself with a key!
• 1:32 TENNESSEE: Alright, if you won’t give me anything to do, then I might as well quit this video. You called it “Pooh’s Adventures”, after all.
• 2:20 Who said that? God?
• 3:56 No shite, Shercock.
• 5:35 Remember: people like these.
• 5:40 Pooh! Use your cliche!
• 6:05 This scene was generally less lazy in the last one I watched. This is making me so angry…
• 8:15 Tennessee Tuxedo is not that stupid to know what a dramatisation is! This is making me even angrier…
• 8:37 *breaks every single glass left in his room*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 10. I only had to say four things about this. Seriously. It’s that lifeless.

• 0:32 *proceeds to slam his head against the wall* THEY. AL. REA. DY. DID. THIS.
• 3:10 And the poor penguin doesn’t get to dance along.
• 5:58 Hooray! *gets £100 more*
• 8:33 *groans*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 9. The character development here is just banal.

• 0:11 See, Rabbit? Even he finds you annoying.
• 1:22 Run! It’s a honey bee!
• 1:50 TENNESSEE: Can I replace that bird so that I at least get some credit?
• 2:51 Indeed. She won’t stop laughing!
• 4:05 Woah. Out of all the reactions I’ve seen from this fad, that has to be the most dramatic.
• 5:15 Silly old bear, Fred prefers to be surprised.
• 7:27 This leads me to ask, similar to the last riff, “What are cutesy Disney characters like them doing in a movie like this?”
• 8:24 I remember when Pooh was more involved in a story. Hint hint, disneyJSman…
• 10:23 SEIZURES!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 8. The presence of Tennessee Tuxedo gets lower, the food scenes get longer, I get richer, and the chance to rant on this video gets harder.

• 1:56 Just when I was feeling relaxed…
• 2:59 Okay, that’s it. I’m getting a £100 for real out of this one.
• 4:06 Prepare for another extremely long bit of food-related filler!
• 6:30 It’s an in-joke to the pilot episode, Captain Obvious.
• 6:51 So far I have £380! Things are just getting better.
• 8:00 The question’s supposed to go unanswered, you annoying wank!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 7. Half down, half to go!

• 1:01 But that was the best part!
• 1:02 I’m pretty sure they’re just clip art of Winnie the Pooh and friends pasted onto pictures of the Grand Canyon with Paint.
• 1:37 Even worse.
• 1:50 Lucky friggin’ guess!
• 2:07 Instead of being clever, this is just ridiculous.
• 2:19 Nothing new. Just the same picture pasted onto the same movie.
• 3:03 At least seeing this twice isn’t as irritating as introducing the whole gang.
• 3:18 70…
• 5:21 I’m telling you, this video just keeps getting lazier and lazier…
• 6:11 *gulps* At least I only get to drink this time…
• 6:37 ACK! A surprise party! I hate surprises!
• 7:14 No, but I have.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 6. There’s so little reaction shots in this video that the creator could do nothing but reuse them for this part. And go off-topic as well.

• 0:37 EEYORE: See? I told y- RABBIT: Yes, Eeyore. We’ve hit a paradox, alright.
• 2:09 Great. Another nasty thought about The Magic Voyage.
• 2:21 £500! *gets told that he cheated* £50 it is…
• 2:58 WE ALREADY SAW THIS.
• 3:47 This Pooh’s Adventure has officially gotten worse.
• 4:11 *collects a £10 note with a glum look on his face*
• 5:31 Oh, God. *drinks and eats*
• 5:37 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOTHING’S BECOMING RELEVANT ANYMORE

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 5: In Which Chumley and Tennessee Tuxedo Still Don’t Get Enough Credit.

• 0:00 Not a single stuffed animal in sight again, only Chumley.
• 0:13 What?! I was expecting the movie! Douchebag!
• 0:38 Chumley gets to say something. Finally.
• 1:15 Pooh, I know your mind isn’t perfect, but you might need to realise who you’re actually talking to at this moment.
• 2:48 FRED: I would’ve done decent if that goddamn teddy bear didn’t distract me.
• 3:14 Nothing much. He’s just laughing at the people who support Pooh’s Adventures.
• 4:22 Yabba Dabba Pooh! That doesn’t mean anything good, though.
• 5:10 One of the only clever ideas in the video - apparently making them think mammoths are Heffalumps.
• 5:45 That’s the horror of super-squashed aspect ratios.
• 6:49 *collects another £10* I have the feeling that I’m not going to be rich enough. Make that £100!
• 6:57 Poor Tennessee…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 4. In this part, stuff happens. Again. Tennessee doesn’t even contribute much.

• 0:00 Notice how you don’t even see Pooh on the DVD menu, but several Disney logos?
• 0:17 Then only speak in subtitles, Pooh! It’s the best way to keep dead quiet!
• 0:43 At the very least, you succeeded in keeping quiet.
• 1:00 Whaddaya know. Bamm-Bamm was raised by mastodons, and Wilma was raised by hyenas.
• 1:34 We’re experiencing some technical difficulties - our video has been infected by an overload of talking animals.
• 1:52 He’s provided a lot more than the cartoon animals following him around, at least.
• 2:08 What I hate about a lot of these videos is that they have to wait until the perfect time for a reaction shot. The Magic Voyage video had at least a lot to do for these characters.
• 2:44 Oh my. Tennessee Tuxedo got a sex change.
• 3:42 Oh, come on. Rabbit had the perfect reaction to say, “Language, bird!”
• 3:54 Is there anything this scene has to do with what’s going on?
• 4:20 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS
• 4:24 SERIOUSLY WHY
• 5:03 I warned you TOkay, enough with the toilet humour.
• 5:20 Fred can see that, you duntz.
• 5:30 To hell with drinking games, I’m just going to see how many £10 notes I get for whenever they sit in a wheelbarrow and say “Ohhhh”.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 3. This just might be my most boring riff yet, and I’ve only done two.

• 0:09 Well, that loading screen’s certainly behaving better than before.
• 0:28 Thanks for making the subtitles readable again.
• 0:58 ACK! It’s a baby monkey! Run for it!
• 1:14 Rule 17 of Pooh’s Adventures - don’t expect them to just say “Oh.” Expect an even more overblown reaction.
• 2:01 Do I have to come over there and put duck tape on your penguin beak?
• 2:09 TIGGER: We really screwed history over this time, didn’t we, Pooh?
• 2:33 Now would be the perfect time for Pooh to gasp…
• 3:39 Uh… wha? Did they just find out that it’s not a special effect, but actual strength?
• 4:03 Movie criticism: It’s a bootleg version of the Dog Pound Hop!
• 4:36 Winnie the Pooh has just discovered fire!
• 4:49 See what I mean? We’re still watching Spookable Pooh.
• 5:05 Ask Pooh.
• 5:34 Pooh and Piglet are absent from this scene due to Piglet’s irrational fear of being mistaken for a skittle, hence the uncanny resemblance of his shape…
• 5:47 Or it could be his agoraphobia making him mishear things.
• 6:25 Did he just sent Bamm-Bamm back and adopt Piglet instead?
• 6:58 No. It doesn’t taste very good here.
• 7:02 Hopefully, this’ll be the only one. *takes a swig and a bite*
• 7:08 Comedeh galld.
• 7:38 POOH: Well, it doesn’t smell like any honey I’ve ever sniffed…
• 7:56 NARRATOR: …until they had to rush him to the hospital because of what he really ate.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 2. So far, it’s dull as usual. And I still have twelve parts to go.

• 0:06 I’m less surprised at how long it takes for this DVD to load.
• 0:11 At least that was shorter than in part 1.
• 0:33 It’s the same drunken dance I saw in the opening!
• 1:59 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble!
• 2:02 RABBIT: I don’t think we went back far enough.
• 2:04 At least I don’t have to suffer through another introduction sequence this time.
• 2:06 EEYORE: Stand corrected, Rabbit. We’ve hit a time paradox.
• 2:09 Good thing I’ve moved from a “Disney meets non-Disney” video to a “Disney and non-Disney meet non-Disney” video.
• 2:24 You had to wait until then to credit yourself?
• 3:25 POOH: Dino doesn’t look as friendly as he used to.
• 4:06 Clever at least that they’re taking note of the family’s sudden plastic surgery.
• 5:04 PIGLET: I think I’m going to barf!
• 5:26 Tigger’s reaction before finding out that the honey Bedrock provides is actually dinosaur piss.
• 5:58 Keep out of news you aren’t related to you, Tigger, or I’m going to force-feed you that honey.
• 6:31 *smashes one of the empty beer glasses on his head*

Woah, I lost weight pretty fast. Anyway, my good friend the Forbidden Douchebag has just requested me to take on the live-action Flintstones movie, Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie, put on a DVD no less. Here goes nothing. After all, it can’t be as bad as the one filmed with a camcorder, can it?

Can it?

• 0:00 I’m personally not surprised at how thin the DVD rip looks.
• 0:38 TV-G? I’d rather it was TV-BS.
• 1:36 Well, if anything, this is going to be the worst thing to come out of PBS Kids since Barney.
• 2:00 Seriously? Kratts’ Creatures Movies, Inc.? I would be even less surprised if they came up Wallace & Gromit’s World of Invention Snacks, Ltd.
• 2:02 If this made it onto the Closing Logo Group Wiki, then the Cheesy Factor would most definitely be Nightmare.
• 2:13 Keep out of this, HyperCam watermark.
• 2:34 Uh, no. We are still going to be expecting a Halloween special and not a riff on a live-action cartoon adaptation.
• 2:48 Just when I thought the editing would be far better than the last one I watched.
• 2:59 Assuming that shadow is actually a honey bee.
• 3:06 Assuming that’s a honey tree.
• 3:09 Yeah, right. All you do is stalk movies you don’t have anything to do with.
• 3:19 Wait, what?
• 3:40 I’m only 3:40 minutes in and already I find nothing special about this.
• 3:51 That would fit more without the cactuses.
• 4:33 That’s quite a departure from the videos that add subtitles below the book. Still would’ve been better if we couldn’t tell it actually was a western, especially with Piglet hearing his name in the REAL cartoon.
• 4:54 Editing!
• 5:37 For a play made by a young boy and his animal friends, the production values are outstanding.
• 6:24 KYLE MACLACHLAN: Pooh Bear! No, that doesn’t sound right…
• 7:20 What? I thought I was going to watch it in its own! What a colossal rip-off.
• 7:35 Well, logic seems to be fixing itself.
• 8:05 …not in the Stone Age, I tell ya!
• 8:16 So it’s not just the edits that state the obvious.
• 8:57 BLBLBLBLBLBLBL