Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:00 Can any of you Americans hear a gravebed rumbling? Because I heard one earlier.
• 0:08 [link]
• 1:01 Are you kidding? Donald Duck did not play a part in this video. Neither did Daisy.
• 1:44 Oh boy, this is going to be exciting.
• 1:49 He’s probably already met Alice somewhere in an OFFICIAL Disney crossover, so it’s still stupid.
• 1:54 Oh, he’s definitely seen those guys. They performed in the House!
• 1:59 Well, at least Pooh got that holiday after all.
• 2:03 Pooh’s Adventures of Transformers Rivals!
• 2:10 You have gotta be kidding me. Did you know that the movie actually had Piglet’s silhouette among the many cameos?
• 2:25 Thanks? They didn’t lend you the footage! You recorded it on a camera!
• 2:31 *facepalm*
• 2:36 *loads his shotgun* Oh, I very much enjoyed it.
• 2:49 It’s not over yet? *sticks the gun in his mouth*
• 2:55 Well, time to make up for all the times that I missed Tigger having a group discussion. *sets up a giant beer container*
• 3:01 Hello? You saw him in Genoa.
• 3:25 Oops. Spoiler alert.
• 4:13 At long last.

Well, that was *hic* Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage. I’m sure there’s going to *UUUUUUURP* be a much torturous experience for me, but I am sure glad almost two hours have come to a close. *vomits* I don’t even drink beer! LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, CHALLENGING MYSELF TO WATCH TWO HORRIBLE MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME! LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF THIS TWO HOUR DRINKING GAME! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPPY THAT I HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SEXUAL CHILDHOOD RAPES IN MY LIFE! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT BECAME AROUSED BY THIS FOR NO REASON! I HOPE YOU’RE *vomits again* I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, YOU LITTLE… Um… I’d rather not be that harsh, actually. Now to calm myself down, I’m going to shed off these pounds I earned from mass repetition. See me next time when I watch Pooh invading probably one of your submissions. Hopefully this experience won’t be as unhealthy…

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 12. Thank GOD.

• 0:33 Really? Mickey and Minnie had a new reaction, yet Pooh and friends have to do the same thing all over again? Listen, if you’re going to Pooh and the gang react, then try this on for size.
• 1:01 How can it be so? The critters from the actual movie screamed and not anyone else!
• 1:13 Stop staring at my hugely distended stomach, Columbus. *takes a swig* You’d understand if you actually noticed where they are.
• 1:25 And still, Genie did even less than the rest of the gang.
• 2:05 Spoke to sooOh. He disappeared.
• 3:00 I noticed more of Rabbit in the *burp* desert than Tigger having a group discussion!
• 3:22 Of course, this video’s too over-the-top to make them stare and turn depressed. TonyWDA’s earlier videos had more dignity than this!
• 3:51 Finally, some sad reactions.
• 4:40 If I made this, I would rather have Mickey say “Well of course it had to happen! I’ve seen it enough times to know.”
• 4:56 Rabbit just turned into a carpet!
• 5:22 Uh, Chris may be dumb, Piglet, but he doesn’t need to be spoiled.
• 6:25 OoOoOoOoooohhhhh, why did I have to go for Rabbit?

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 11. A certain clip in this has been used so many times that when this is done, I’ll need to get some exercise.

1:17 This could be at least a relatively better experience if you turn the annotations off.

1:33 Oh my goodness! The screen just lost its colour!

1:35 *burp* Ohhhh, I’m pretty full from this “drink everytime you see Rabbit in the desert” game. But I have to keep going…

1:53 RABBIT: Hey, I’m not Mickey, I’m Rabbit! Rub those pieces of map on his face!

2:22 *hic* Stop it!

3:04 I think you mean, “Interesting…”

3:20 Gold? Looks like a giant pile of sOkay, now it’s gold. Or honey, as Pooh has to obviously call it.

3:26 Ugh, another rule of the game is *cough* eat at the same time whenever the clip of Rabbit in the desert goes un-muted.

3:54 Because the creator of this video is a weirdo.

4:04 …if I was watching the actual cartoon.

4:28 Too bad that video’s disappeared from the internet forever! Haha! Ha!

4:31 Ah, yes. A video that got more people suffering than part 2 of Pooh’s Adventure Of Scooby Doo And The Legend Of The Vampire.

4:34 *looks it up* Good riddance to bad rubbish! :D

4:44 Movie criticism: I believe this scene was animated by Phil Nibbelink - a great animator. Shame he has to do ridiculous crap like this!

7:26 Oh bother. Fun ruined.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 10. This time, we finally get some action.

• 0:16 Earlier ago: “I think your right.” Now: “and you’re new little friends.” Sigh.
• 0:43 Your bow had been ruined three or four times before, Minnie.
• 1:01 You guys were already small. You’ve joined in with Pico on a journey through plants and drains, for Pete’s sake! And I do mean Pete. ;)
• 1:17 Stop being so melodramatic and stick with “Oh no”!
• 1:26 Did disneyJSman just follow my advice on getting the camera close to the screen this late? F*annotation saying “Darn”* this.
• 1:44 For the seventh time (unless you count the dance scenes), Kanga, you don’t play a part in this video!
• 1:46 Wouldn’t it be more reasonable to just stare?
• 2:15 The next thing I’m expecting Mickey to say is, “Is he a descendant of Kaa?”
• 2:32 *starts slamming his head against the wall again*
• 2:45 This thing lasts almost two hours!
• 4:02 You mean there’s more than one Marilyn?
• 4:11 Everything’s worth a panic in these videos.
• 4:29 Sometimes, I just wish Rabbit was instead the Grand Duke. “Oh dear, I couldn’t spoil the surprise…”
• 4:55 Well, answer this question: What’s a Disney character like you doing in a film like this?
• 5:23 *rolls eyes*
• 5:27 What, did it take Mickey that long to recognise an island just from seeing it? Pico’s the idiot, not Mickey.
• 5:37 Looking from behind a fallen tree instance #8!
• 5:57 Shut up, Tigger, you’re not the audience.
• 6:16 Okay, now the obvious is getting way too obvious for its own obvious.
• 7:18 Who? Christopher, your mouth, the directors or disneyJSman?
• 7:31 Piglet sounds pretty sick.
• 7:58 Right on this here Tumblr.
• 8:19 Just because The Magic Voyage is ad-libbing hell, doesn’t mean you need to pretend every character is taking the orders of a separate cartoon! Gawd.
• 8:46 Woah. Mickey Mouse just put on a lot of weight.
• 8:55 Oh, God. A skull. Run for your fecking life.
• 9:01 Could you speak a little louder? The background noise is becoming a huge distraction.

Winnie the Pooh and th- I mean, Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 9. Did I forget to mention that this thing is one hour and fifty minutes long?

• 0:41 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!! Were you lazy enough not to find any clips from Boo to You Too, or Things That Go Piglet in the Night?
• 0:46 There’s just not enough care for poor Genie.
• 1:18 TIGGER: We’ll help you! By gasping out loud!
• 1:42 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!!! Instance #6!
• 2:20 TIGGER: I’ve got it! Let’s panic!
• 2:31 You know what? I gotta stop saying “REPETITION ALERT” so much. There’s just so much of it in this video that the exclamation marks could fill up the whole post.
• 3:24 Couldn’t you just be falling instead of gasping like there’s a Heffalump in front of you?
• 3:38 Is he alright? He’s a toon, you schmuck!
• 5:06 Are you kidding? Of all the clips you could take from “Things That Go Piglet in the Night”, you could only choose this? Well, he mainly just takes them from other Pooh’s Adventures videos because of sheer and utter laziness.
• 5:51 For real, this time.
• 6:04 If you searched for actual episodes, then you would have actually gotten something new!
• 6:13 Now I wonder why Genie doesn’t even get that much screen presence.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 8. Forget the last one, this is really the least I was given to say.

• 0:00 Music sounds so boring in this quality.
• 2:24 Relief again. I got confused for a moment.
• 2:36 That would have been subtle if he held thrNah, it wouldn’t be any better.
• 3:57 He wasn’t even saying anything. Stop joining in with the ridiculous ad-libbing the film has!
• 6:48 And Pooh wasn’t there to make your dream any more fun, because this video is so friggin’ lazy.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 7: Shite Happens!

• 0:05 StuffED animals.
• 1:20 Damn. Just when I thought this was going to get interesting.
• 1:24 I repeat what I said about the ad-libbing being horrible.
• 3:05 Had this been uploaded a year later, I’d expect a special guest reaction shot from Doug Phunny.
• 4:18 And Pooh and the gang couldn’t be there to make his dream any weirder. For shame.
• 4:34 It sounds like a cr-what? Don’t die on me, P- *realises the annotations are off*
• 4:42 Damn you, Genie. You turned the whole video blue.
• 5:34 Time for another React-stravaganza!
• 6:47 Damn right. They won’t catch you because you don’t even exist in Pico’s universe.
• 7:03 You’re going the wrong way! There was some melted cheese flying over Pooh and friends!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 6. This gave me the least to say, mainly because of one specific scene.

• 0:20 My thoughts exactly.
• 1:57 Hey! This really is a redeeming factNo. This would be a redeeming factor if it wasn’t so horribly cut.
• 2:31 And you guys butchered that gag with your obviousness.
• 5:18 OH.
• 5:21 JESUS.
• 5:26 CHRIST.
• 7:51 Skipped because I wanted to wait until Disney decide to re-release Aladdin.