Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Jun 8

I don't really like the idea of the whole wiki-raid thing. I mean, Pooh's Adventures sucks, in a major way, but idk, they seem to leave people alone for the most part, though I admit I have limited experience with them. Idk, it really doesn't seem like anything to get mad about, just sit back, grab some popcorn and laugh at how shitty the phenomenon is.

Anonymous

Besides, it’s never going to work, neither is it going to be clever (unlike what BSB is doing).

Jun 7

I really don't get you guys. If it was canon, then Winnie the Pooh would be ruined. But is it? Definetly not!!!

Anonymous

We know.

Jun 7
antibronyidiocy:

Okay, so if you guys don’t know, there’s a group of manchildren, quite possibly less creative than Chris-Chan, who make these ‘Adventures’ videos. If you’ve ever been on YouTube, and saw something like ‘X’s Adventures of X’, that’s one of those videos. Now, you must be thinking “Why are you talking about Pooh Bear in a brony/anti-brony blog?” Well, these people include EVERYTHING into their ‘crossovers’, even South Park and the Hunger Games. Not to mention that they ship trains with ponies, and not as a troll joke like twilight/Hitler or Shrek/Shadow. And they’re so uncreative, it’s not even a laughing matter, like Sonichu. They literally are worse than Ackleyattack, or equally as bad. So, I’ve planned a troll raid on their wiki, as described in the poster. And yes, it is Eastern Standard Time. Even if you’re not going to partake in the raid, try to pass it around or re-blog it, as the number of people is very important for the raid to be successful.

I’m not sure what exactly to think about this.

antibronyidiocy:

Okay, so if you guys don’t know, there’s a group of manchildren, quite possibly less creative than Chris-Chan, who make these ‘Adventures’ videos. If you’ve ever been on YouTube, and saw something like ‘X’s Adventures of X’, that’s one of those videos. Now, you must be thinking “Why are you talking about Pooh Bear in a brony/anti-brony blog?” Well, these people include EVERYTHING into their ‘crossovers’, even South Park and the Hunger Games. Not to mention that they ship trains with ponies, and not as a troll joke like twilight/Hitler or Shrek/Shadow. And they’re so uncreative, it’s not even a laughing matter, like Sonichu. They literally are worse than Ackleyattack, or equally as bad. So, I’ve planned a troll raid on their wiki, as described in the poster. And yes, it is Eastern Standard Time. Even if you’re not going to partake in the raid, try to pass it around or re-blog it, as the number of people is very important for the raid to be successful.

I’m not sure what exactly to think about this.

Jun 7

Are they going to do Pooh's Adventures of Divergent or what?

There are plans for Sonic Storm Adventures of Divergent.

Jun 7

Do you think that these fuckers will eventually start including NSFW OCs (such as Princess Molestia.) into their shit? What the fuck are the scratchpad videos even like anyway?

As it turns out, even the crotchboobs OC is part of these adventures.

Jun 7
A classic Disney musical fused with modern Disney pop! P. L. Travers rolls over in her grave even harder, and apparently so does Walt Disney.

A classic Disney musical fused with modern Disney pop! P. L. Travers rolls over in her grave even harder, and apparently so does Walt Disney.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)

Jun 5

I don't know if anyone else told you, but Reese has retired from making Pooh's Adventures.

Or has he?

Jun 5

(Source: vimeo.com)

Jun 5

Have you ever thought of riffing on any sproofs?

Anonymous

Pooh’s Adventures adds more for me to riff on than “parodies”.

Jun 3

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 9

  • 0:59 In case you’ve never seen the real film, yes, they really do use this song in the credits.
  • 2:25 I’m pretty sure it’s Bret Iwan.
  • 3:26 Even further proof that these people see Roger Rabbit as just a fun crossover.
  • 5:21 Of course. Of course. He’s working with trains.
  • 6:16 THIS IS YOUR REVIEWING IDOL, ANIMATION FANATICS
  • 7:50 Yeah! Thanks for not letting him put this on YouTube!
  • 8:03 Define “great”.
  • 8:08 And may God have mercy on your soul, dear viewer.
  • 8:14 [link]
  • 8:37 They just broke the fourth wall at the end and still you continue the story like this? Come on, remember how Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters ended?
  • 9:22 Funny, that’s just what I was thinking beforehand. God, the predictability…
  • Repetition: image
  • Lack of sense: image
  • The penguins: image
  • Introduction montages: image
  • Lack of understanding on breaking the fourth wall: image

Overall: 3.4/5

0.32/10. Well, that was okay. The movie I mean, not the video. The video sucks. While it could have been worse, it just goes to show how these Pooh’s Adventures creators do not understand comedy, even when it isn’t that funny itself. They just see movies as fun and adventure, not anything inspirational (besides crossovers) or well-developed.

You’d have to be a complete fool to miss the point of a film that has the intention of satire or teaching life lesssons; Back in Action may be too self-aware, but it’s the anti-Space Jam, and one of the biggest problems with Space Jam was that it was fun over substance, with too many characters surrounding our hero including those with no personality. This video is not what Joe Dante had in mind. And what better way to finish off a commentary on Looney Tunes than…

Jun 3

I should make Kiara's adventures of the fox and the hound and have her kill Tod and Copper within the first few minutes. should I?

Seems prank-y enough.

Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 8

These people think they’re so epic…

  • 0:30 And by unexpected he means COMPLETELY EXPECTED
  • 0:46 Poor Genie has been tortured by video editing so brutally he gets cut off abruptly twice.
  • 0:51 Indeed, Pooh. Two of your friends got cut off abruptly.
  • 0:57 Don’t these people care that there’s two captions at the same time?
  • 1:21 You should know, you weirdo.
  • 5:03 And they use the Shrek 2 cover as if it’s the only one that ever existed. Or maybe just because cartoons.
  • 6:47 The creator should know that by having the music that loud we can not understand what anyone in the real movie is saying.
  • 13:36 For a moment there, I was going to throw a fit.
  • 13:52 *rolls eyes* Of course he would.
  • 14:13 And here’s where the continuity in the Pooh’s Adventures series continues to prove that it makes no sense at all.
Jun 2

No, really. What is it for?

Anonymous

Take a wild guess. Perhaps even watch a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Jun 2

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 7

  • 0:29 [link]
  • 1:20 Heh, he missed the chance to steal Brendan Fraser’s line.
  • 3:00 Once again, I’m rooting more for the penguins in terms of crossover heroes.
  • 3:49 Insert cutaway here.
  • 4:43 “Woah, if looks could ki*cut off* [link]
  • 4:58 Or this isn’t Pooh’s Adventures! Wait…
  • 5:45 Still truer to his character than any of the guest stars.
  • 6:02 How long exactly? They’ve faced against each other hundreds of times, after all.
  • 6:15 Of course, this is still less forced than what became of the antagonists of El Arca.
  • 6:24 The Hundred Acre Wood Rebel Alliance. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE.
  • 8:07 A few kids were until crossover footage showed up.
  • 9:13 See how pointless these guest stars are?
  • 12:40 Does this mean the Power Rangers guys will get the same punishment?
  • 12:54 Because these videos are generic as hell, that’s why.
Jun 2

What's the screw ball pic for?

Anonymous

Oh God, I can’t resist the urge to laugh…