Speaking of which, the Don Bluth Wiki vandals seem to have given up - they’re still posting about their crossovers but only on a user blog.
Heck No Pooh's Adventures
RSSTimothy's hopes for Dexters Odyssey (a Film/Series based on Dexter's Laboratory): "I hope that in time, Dexter’s Odyssey would be to the Social Media age what Homer’s The Iliad and The Odyssey were to classical and heroic epic poetry and literature and storytelling. And I also hope that in time, Dexter’s Odyssey would outsold every single story, book, or entertainment product except for The Bible or the classics of Literature that does not include the Bible." Yes, he really said all that.
Despite the title being called “(GOOD USER) Tells (BAD USER) To Shut Up”, this is actually a “Queen of Hearts” video in disguise.
Timothy McKenzie's Land Before Time Remake
A while back, I submitted to this blog Timothy McKenzie’s ideas for his ToonTalker movie. But did you know he’s had many ideas for movies over the years? Behold, his plans for a Land Before Time Remake on his Flickr account from early 2008:
In 2011 or 2012 or 2013, Universal, my Tim Box Production Company, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Lord of the Rings and King Kong (2005) director Peter Jackson, Don Bluth, Gary Goldman, Barrie M. Osborne (all 5 of which will be producers.), New Zealand-based VFX companies, Weta Workshop, and Weta Digital, a director like Napolean Dynamite’s Jared Hess or somebody else and I as producer/writer, will remake the Land Before Time, and it’ll be based on the 1988 original.
It will blend Realistic CGI (Littlefoot and his friends and some of the long necks, especially Littlefoot’s mother, as it turns out, will remain unchanged, even though they’ll be CG in my remake) characters and creatures seamlessly with VFX wizardry, and a blend of Live Action/Miniature/Digital environments, to groundbreaking effect.
It will be shot entirely on 24-P digital high defintion video and in an aspect ratio of 2.35:1. It will feature a music score by Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard (but no musical numbers, please!) (although it will sound like the music of Disney’s Dinosaur, Jerry Goldsmith’s music for Congo, and the music for The Lion King).
It will be budgeted for $325 million, and will have a theatrical running time of 3 hours (that is 180 minutes) (or if extended for home video, 3 hours and 52 minutes, that is 232 minutes), and it will recieve a very, very, VERY MILD PG-13 rating, so it’s gonna be different than the original, though.
The dinosaurs in the remake, except for Littlefoot and his friends, and the Brontosaurs, will reflect the latest scientific and paleontological theories on dinosaurs, ala Jurassic Park, so they had to be as scientifically accurate as possible.
There will be three Tyrannosaurs chasing Littlefoot and his friends, Sharptooth, Redclaw and Darkclaw. In the remake, not only, the earthquake will separate Littlefoot from his grandparents, but also a meteor shower caused by the impact of an asteroid six miles as wide as Mount Everest. And There will be a protector for Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike after the Asteroid strike and the earthquake cause by it, a brave, faithful and heroic Iguanodon named Argos.
My remake is gonna be the remake to end all Land Before Time sequels. And it will be, like Lord of the Rings and Peter Jackson’s King Kong, an outstanding effects and animation achievement. and It’ll be greater than the 1988 original.
And so, for now, until Universal, Tim Box and I will release my ambitious, groundbreaking remake of Land Before Time, Just stick to the original 1988 film, not the pointless sequels that followed it.
Bonus Idea: His plans for “Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale”, here and here. It’s facinating what you’ll find on the internet if you look hard enough.
So it turns out that the guy (Timothy McKenzie) who created that “Toontalker” movie idea I submitted a while ago has a youtube channel. And it’s just as bad as you’d imagine.
His channel can be summed up like this:
1. Questions and random videos about Dexter’s Labratory.
2. Questions and random videos about about Samurai Jack.
3. Asking his (Non-existent) fans about ideas for his Toontalker movie (That will never be made).
“Nani Tells Alvin To Go To Her Room”
Alvin is a boy, not a girl.
"BLaJ Adventures on the Hindenburg Poster Problems"
Well Logan posted his fan-fic, but interestingly he took down his upload of the poster he commissioned to Benny. He took it down because friends of his and I guess even a few wandering deviants were actually offended by it. It was good of him to take it down, even though he still misses the point in why creating these fanfics itself is equally as bad anyway.
The comments below his journal miss the point farther than Logan did. Check em out.
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Ok, so on youtube there's this user called Michael Carter who mostly makes reaction videos and sproofs, his sproof of "Fun and Fancy Free", which features Jeff Dunham, Walter, and Achmed as Edgar Bergen, Charlie, and Mortimer, respectively. It also has the black and white spies from "Spy vs. Spy" Willie the giant, and it's also, I shit thee not, 34 PARTS LONG. The reason for this is that he used the ENTIRE MOVIE of "Gay Purr-ee" as the "Bongo" segment. What sort of madman is he!?!
Anonymous
I want to make one of these things now as satire, have it be like some amazing movie. The actual movie character says the first line, then it just cuts to various screenshots of characters like "Yes!" "I agree!" "We have to do it." "Smitty Werberjaegermanjensen is correct". Like that's all it is, the one line and an hour of screenshots.
Anonymous
You guys are just low-minded, pea-brained idiots.
Anonymous
For not knowing how talking trains use machine guns? Well, I guess we are.
Why are you guys ranting on just a little fan made wiki? *Facepalm*
Anonymous
Because they never explain how talking trains can use machine guns.
I'm tempted to create a crossover on the wiki called "50 Shades of Hiatt Grey"
Anonymous
It's nice to see those troll raids. But what you guys gotta do is do it all at once. Get like 50 people and do it all at once, trash pages, bash users, and upload inappropriate images. That may work... but you would need a ton of people, considering how many pages there are on that wiki.
Anonymous
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).