There’s a wiki devoted just to the children’s trading card series “Weird n’ Wild Creatures” that seems organized by kids and it includes the following category page:
“Piglet’s Fears” includes not only the Mothman and Hagfish but also the Nuckelavee:
Jesus piglet you are not being stalked by Scottish fairy tales or deep sea fish calm the fuck down how do you even know about these things
it seems only like a fifth of the cards are actually in the piglet’s fears category so someone did actually go through and think about it. It’s possible piglet is an editor username and they just collected the ones that scaed them but that doesn’t make it any less adorable
Really, piglet? A tiny bird that makes you sick if you eat it? Why are you afraid of the hooded pitohui are you like worried Tigger is going to invite you over for dinner and somehow feed you hooded pitohuis out of ignorance
Piglet who the fuck let you read Lovecraft? Who gave you a copy of Call of Cthulhu when you’re afraid of the fucking clouds
was it owl? It was owl, wasn’t it
I rediscovered this today. One year later, the list has been very slightly expanded but I still don’t know what’s going on.
Heck No Pooh's Adventures
RSSHansel & Gretel
So they included Hansel & Gretel. Okay, not even fairy tales are safe, but what can you expect? They’ve made just enough carto–
Hansel & Gretel are professional witch hunters as seen in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Hansel and Gretel will meet Sonic and his friends in Sonic the Hedgehog meets Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Pooh's Adventures of Shaun the Sheep: The Movie
Silence? What on earth does that mean?!
The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kowaski, Rico and Private), King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Princess Anna, Elsa the Snow Queen, Olaf, Kristoff, Sven and Prince Hans were originally planed to be guest starring as well. but 76859Thomas decides to take them out due to not right for this film.
Not right? Nobody you’ve added to this film already is right!
This is Vanellope in an Irish underrated follow-up film of The Secret of Kells.…
kill-the-boxtrolls-and-winnie:
This is Vanellope in an Irish underrated follow-up film of The Secret of Kells. In here, Vanellope meets a young boy named Ben and his sister, Saoirse.… - Josh Andrew (Sonicfan21) - Google+I don’t know how to upload google plus videos using the video uploader. If someone can teach me, that would be very appreciative.
True works of art are never safe.
I marathoned AgainaFanficCritic’s BennytheBeast/Hewylewis “Adventures of” reads while working on art.
What’s really weird (or pathetic from a different point of view) about Benny’s “Adventures” is the fact that there was effort put into his videos. Instead of subtitles most of the time, it’s voice-acted and Benny made special art for each video edited together in After Effects. But Benny, or Logan later when he did his Hindenburg disaster story with Benny’s characters, didn’t realize that he crossed the line way far out in some adventures. A Titanic “Adventure” by Benny is mentioned in the Hindenburg read, but towards the end it tied into an “Adventure” of Disney’s Little Mermaid for some offensive reason. It’s very likely none of this was based on any honest tribute to real disasters.
Logan’s commented on the read of his Hindenburg fanfic, “Well at least I didn’t do anything stupid like putting a giant octopus in the story! LOL” Putting furries, Raffiki, El Arca characters, Madagascar, R2D2, and The Cowardly Lion in disasters or dark sleuth stories is fucking close if not the same! On-top of that, it’s jarringly off-putting when in this Slender-man story it gets Marbel Hornets involved (”BLJaR’s Adventures of Marbel Hornets” technically) and there’s severe tonal whiplash all the while Stefano the Seal and Jiminy Cricket are interrogating someone. Also one of the BLJaRs is goofily dressed as Darkwing Duck while finding missing children. Logan’s Hindenburg story meanwhile diminishes everything into one-liners and disaster movie tropes. At least Benny’s Slender-man fanfic is more involved with more of a story going on than Logan’s “let’s eat, shit, and piss on the ship before we don’t see it eventually happening”, although Benny’s climax is irredeemably far-fetched.
I’m not dissing Benny or Logan as people in this post, in fact they handled these videos pretty cool when AaFC was posting them. Benny is a decent speaker from the private messages I had with him about his “Adventures” or his art, though his arguments I think were easy to dispute. I didn’t work with Benny for any art, but I did work with Logan and ended poorly. Basically it’s all driven by extreme Disney / furry fandom.
And no, Logan. HiT Entertainment isn’t the reason for Thomas’ insults.
If only the adventurers could understand this.
Expect lots of rust, potentially damaged scuba gear and breaks for air.
Unless they consult Dot, of course.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Acknowledging that this whole story is a re-enactment of Shrek 2 with characters from My Little Pony and Family Guy does not make up for your complete lack of imagination.
For those wondering, it was most definitely inspired by this:
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
When do you want to start looking at Pooh's Adventures videos again? There's enough finished schlock that Yakko made in Drive.
I’m looking for the best time to take on Reese’s Simpsons crossover. I’ll do the Ghidorah one after that.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).