Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage now. One of the stupidest animated versions of history behind the animated Titanic movies, and yet someone likes it enough to pirate (badum-chh) his own project with a camcorder, slapping in not only Pooh’s gang, but Mickey and Minnie, Genie and apparently Aladdin and Jasmine. This movie as far as I can tell has those characters looking to go to Hawaii, but instead ending up in Genoa, because in a Pooh’s Adventures video, you’re that stupid. Here I go with part 1. Wish me luck.

• 0:02 That’s the worst case of piracy I’ve seen in my life.
• 0:51 Wait, did he actually film his whole project using a camera? I call lazy.
• 1:19 Sound glitch. People, why do you like these again?
• 1:40 The sound glitches are mainly part of the cutting, and yet the camera’s lack of sync makes it look even worse.
• 1:53 Mickey and Minnie? Genie? Hopefully there’d be some subtlety where the characters actually talk to each other in the same shots. That is a clip from House of Mouse, after all.
• 2:20 *turns annotations back on* Annotations? You were too lazy to add titles to Windows Movie Maker, weren’t you?
• 2:28 Why does Genie have the look of William F. Buckley, Jr. on his face as he speaks?
• 2:40 So they’re going to Hawaii. Tigger’s in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Rabbit’s lost in Texas.
• 2:59 Misuse of “your”? Check.
• 3:02 We didn’t even see much of them get in the car!
• 3:26 Okay, I think I hear A.A. Milne’s gravebed making a noise.
• 3:48 “Dare To Be Stupid” Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic!
• 4:27 No thanks to whoever started this fad in the first place!
• 4:55 …crazy crossover fanboys…
• 5:14 Should’ve been muted and accompanied by an annotation saying “disneyJSman”.
• 5:22 So, is Jasmine supposed to be an Italian?
• 5:30 No, you picked the wrong movie.
• 5:33 You would do if you lived in Plymouth.
• 5:45 Pause for my exact reaction to finding out the amount of movies featured in the Pooh’s Adventures trend.
• 5:47 They happened to meet Aladdin. All that talk about Agrabah being an Arabian city was a lie!
• 5:49 Hello? You just stopped in front of Aladdin! He probably knows!
• 6:02 This is Pooh’s Adventures. There is no need for an explanation as to why Tigger’s lost his stripes.
• 6:09 MICKEY: Rabbit? Uh, ha ha, you might’ve mistaken me for Oswald.
• 7:24 If you pause there, it’s clear that they’re not going to be attacked by a box of books, but a box of bees.
• 7:33 Alright, now I’m waiting for a scene where Pooh starts saying that Pico looks kind of like Mickey.
• 7:41 No, Tigger. It’s a mutant chipmunk.
• 7:45 Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche - the fake character introduction!
• 7:50 *pause* Oh God, they took that clip from another Pooh’s Adventures video, didn’t they?
• 8:07 I wish this fad never existed!
• 8:16 Suddenly, Rabbit and Tigger are fine in the shot after. Continuity error much?
• 8:27 Taller? You mean, *annotation saying “shorter”*?
• 8:43 PICO: I see. Those cactuses in the background don’t look like the right spot in America to me.
• 8:47 You’re in somewhere very modern compared to Genoa in 1492, Mickey.
• 8:56 You think? You’re sitting in a wheelbarrow!
• 9:02 Turns out my hopes on comparing Mickey to Pico were true. Yay!
• 9:15 Lead the way? Is Tigger a ghost all of a sudden?
• 9:21 Pico can’t hear you through subtitles that easily, Piglet.
• 9:57 The whole video in seven seconds.