Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 2. This is where Pooh and the Disney fellas first meet Christopher Columbus himself. As if history couldn’t get any more screwed…

• 0:01 PICO: I guess so, but not as much as that flying thing you’re calling out to.
• 0:06 Hey, Mum, Winnie the Pooh’s on the Yensid Lennahc!
• 0:09 Woah. That bird has an army.
• 0:14 You’re already out of there, Genie. In fact, you’re everywhere.
• 0:22 Audio looping!
• 0:32 That’s what I hate about the English dub of The Magic Voyage - most of the time, none of the voice actors shut up.
• 0:45 MINNIE: Julius is going to eat m- Wait, what’s going over there?
• 1:05 RABBIT: Turns out it’s someone even less Italian than Charles Martinet.
• 1:28 I could just assume that’s supposed to be Pooh Bear on the bottom-right.
• 1:39 PICO: Just keep making comments so that this movie sucks less!
• 2:22 CHRIS: What friends-a? All I can-a see I a television with-a Disney cartoons-a.
• 2:37 Repetition alert. But hey, what about Aladdin and Jasmine?
• 2:39 MICKEY: Christopher Columbus? Didn’t think you’d sound like our Fagin.
• 2:46 PICO: Where else but a Windows Movie Maker collection?
• 3:48 Yet another Pooh’s Adventures cliche: Pretending “The Legend of Sheriff Piglet” is actually based on the video.
• 4:02 Really? THAT concerned him?
• 4:14 Goodness gracious. You believe that they are THAT stupid?
• 4:48 Terrible editing. This had 2 likes before I came in!
• 5:03 Yup. EVERYONE is on the boat now!
• 5:12 *groans* Like I said before, this didn’t yet have a negative rating, despite a comment that said “that sucked ass”!
• 5:35 Chris = the creator. Garbage = the videos. All = the sane individuals.
• 6:30 Criticism of the original movie: I wonder if the lip sync was as bad in the German version.
• 6:45 Finally! We get to see the other characters actually do something in this musical number!
• 7:17 “All because I met a fellas like you” Is it no surprise? The exclusively scripted grammar in this film just ain’t good.
• 7:41 Repetition alert!
• 7:47 Well, good thing Mickey’s not portrayed as stupid. For now.
• 7:57 I’ve seen that reaction shot about three times in this video already!
• 8:12 Oops. It just hit the camera’s limit!
• 9:02 *slams his head against a wall*
• 9:08 *slams it even harder*