Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:00 Can any of you Americans hear a gravebed rumbling? Because I heard one earlier.
• 0:08 [link]
• 1:01 Are you kidding? Donald Duck did not play a part in this video. Neither did Daisy.
• 1:44 Oh boy, this is going to be exciting.
• 1:49 He’s probably already met Alice somewhere in an OFFICIAL Disney crossover, so it’s still stupid.
• 1:54 Oh, he’s definitely seen those guys. They performed in the House!
• 1:59 Well, at least Pooh got that holiday after all.
• 2:03 Pooh’s Adventures of Transformers Rivals!
• 2:10 You have gotta be kidding me. Did you know that the movie actually had Piglet’s silhouette among the many cameos?
• 2:25 Thanks? They didn’t lend you the footage! You recorded it on a camera!
• 2:31 *facepalm*
• 2:36 *loads his shotgun* Oh, I very much enjoyed it.
• 2:49 It’s not over yet? *sticks the gun in his mouth*
• 2:55 Well, time to make up for all the times that I missed Tigger having a group discussion. *sets up a giant beer container*
• 3:01 Hello? You saw him in Genoa.
• 3:25 Oops. Spoiler alert.
• 4:13 At long last.

Well, that was *hic* Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage. I’m sure there’s going to *UUUUUUURP* be a much torturous experience for me, but I am sure glad almost two hours have come to a close. *vomits* I don’t even drink beer! LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, CHALLENGING MYSELF TO WATCH TWO HORRIBLE MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME! LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF THIS TWO HOUR DRINKING GAME! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPPY THAT I HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SEXUAL CHILDHOOD RAPES IN MY LIFE! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT BECAME AROUSED BY THIS FOR NO REASON! I HOPE YOU’RE *vomits again* I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, YOU LITTLE… Um… I’d rather not be that harsh, actually. Now to calm myself down, I’m going to shed off these pounds I earned from mass repetition. See me next time when I watch Pooh invading probably one of your submissions. Hopefully this experience won’t be as unhealthy…