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Pooh’s Adventures of The Flintstones Movie: Part 14. The End. The worst? You decide!

  • 1:12 You’ve said that befoThere. That’ll teach you to shut up for once in your life.
  • 1:29 Well, if there’s anything I do know about my amounts… *has a drink and a snack* …it’s that I’m lucky this guy didn’t make me overdo it.
  • 1:52 See what you’ve been missing, disneyJSman?
  • 2:13 There really should’ve been more of this so that we know the characters aren’t robots. I’m starting to kind of regret being this angry at Winnie the Pooh and the Magic Voyage…
  • 3:10 Is this guy even aware of his repetition?
  • 4:51 And Piglet’s safe, all thanks to Movie Maker!
  • 7:15 And throughout the entire video, the best treatment Tennessee’s voice could get was a brief sex change.
  • 8:35 Horrible. Not the movie, that was just weak. The video, however, well…
  • 8:43 What kind of marching song is that?!
  • 9:30 You couldn’t get his name right, either!
  • 10:15 Neither could you get his.
  • 10:23 I know it would be that quick, seeing how effortless these videos are.
  • 10:33 Oh, I’m afraid, alright!
  • 10:43 EEEEEEK!
  • 10:53 Shut up. It was barely even a movie.

And we come to the close of Pooh’s so-called Adventures through a live-action adaptation of a cartoon. Was it as bad as the last one in terms of video quality? Well, this was ripped from a backup DVD, so I’m going to have to say yes. Even though there’s a lot of stretching involved. Was it as bad in terms of repetition? Well, one repeats its reaction shots over and over again while another repeats the longest ones. The last one was worse. Was it as bad in terms of story? I’m going to have to say this was worse. Pooh actually does have an “adventure” in the last video, yet in this one he really is just there to react. Plus the fact that Tennessee Tuxedo isn’t related in any way, and he got very little screen time. Pooh especially got less scren time than in The Magic Voyage. You know what? This just might have to make me set up a verdict.

  • Editing failures: 
  • Dumbing down: 
  • Repetition: 
  • Engrish: 
  • Irrelevance:

Overall: 2.9/5

So this video gets 0.42/10, because, well, do you know a Pooh’s Adventures video that’s actually good? Because I have yet to see one. See you on the next one that takes my interest.

P.S. To keep you away from curiosity, here’s the verdict for The Magic Voyage:

  • Editing failures:
  • Dumbing down:
  • Repetition:
  • Engrish:
  • Irrelevance: 

Overall: 4.8/5

P.S.S. Because these videos like to state the obvious, I’m just going to have to admit this - I really don’t drink beer, so I wasn’t surrounded by glasses. Nor did I get that much money. I suck…