Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper: Part 5. The end of the adventure. Shame it isn’t the end of immature ranting. Notice how many tags there are, by the way?

• 0:05 *drinks another whole glass, because that’s exactly what these videos are doing to him (or maybe it’s because he owns a blog about fat cartoons)* At least I have a better reason to do this now.
• 0:24 Although Piglet with the sheriff badge could count also. And the subtitle.
• 0:25 *pause*
• 0:28 *switches the drinking game to any time the rest of the villains are uttered and drinks all that he missed* Burp. Ugh, why?
• 0:44 Garfield, you’re becoming more and more similar to Odie. And I’m not talking to the dog you’re running with.
• 0:53 Simba’s taking it rather well.
• 1:00 And again, and again, and again…
• 1:20 Music? This is getting exciThat’s just making it even cheesier.
• 1:39 Never seen a boomerang that teleports stuff to somewhere else before.
• 2:11 That’s a grandfather clock!
• 2:16 I don’t understand the meaning of reality anymore! *fades into oblivion*
• 2:24 Who said wet dreams can’t do anything?
• 2:27 All because you’re more important than they are.
• 3:27 All because you aren’t involved enough to join them!
• 3:58 *pulls out a dagger* Let’s see who Simba really is…
• 4:05 Don’t you just hate it when these people want to add in the characters so bad that they just have to steal others’ lines?
• 4:09 Why is everyone of the same species cousins? Why no mention of Poky being Scooby’s nephew and Shy Little Kitten being Garfield’s niece?
• 4:51 How should you know? You weren’t even in this cartoon to begin with.
• 5:01 *takes a drink*
• 5:09 OFFICER: *in his head* If he thinks he’s telling the truth, then I’m going to put him in that special room…
• 5:29 OFFICER: *in his head* Maybe not. I think I should go there.
• 5:41 *drinks* All to make this experience worse… *hic*
• 6:16 Geez, Woody, get a sense of humour.
• 6:32 YAKKO: Well, Doc, a manchild seems to be manipulating my very world with unrelated cartoon clips, time repetition and subtitles!
• 6:48 The torture never ends!
• 7:39 Gee, I wonder how many drugs they’ll add to this one…
• 7:55 [link]
• 7:59 It’s not a play, it’s actually a 5-D re-release.

Comments:

• “As Garfield would say, "Nice Touch”. You should use Aerodynamic by Daft Punk for whatever NEXT Pooh/Scooby Crossover you make"
• “I think this is a biggest hit in the world. I can hardly wait for Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal and see the UrRu, (the Mystics) and their counterparts, the cruel Skeksis.”
• “Great part. And I liked that battle scene that you and Toonguy500 made. I liked the part when Tigger used a boomerang to fight BrerFox and BrerBear. And I liked the part when Woody defeated the Duke by using a flashlight to scare him away. And a great conclusion to the short film. And now, it is time for Winnie the Pooh and the Dark Crystal.”
• “Great conclusion on Scooby Doo! Where Are You: Jeepers, it’s the Creeper. And nice job for Tigger using his boomarang to defeat Brer Fox and Brer Bear, and with Woody flashing a light at the Grand Duke’s face, was an absoulute defeat. And it’s all thanks to ToonGuy500 for coming up with a script for a battle. I’m gonna give credit to skb2108 for when I release the climax Pooh’s Adventures of Total Drama Action: Princess Pride, cause he gave me the script for that.”
• “*mass role-playing*”
• “This is too twisted for words…”
• “Thanks for posting, this episode makes a nice pilot to when Scrappy Doo was added because the baby chicken was not afraid of the creeper.”

I’m going to have to re-watch The Dark Crystal in order to riff this, as it’s something I haven’t seen in years. However, I can safely give my verdict to this. So, what did I think of this video. What did I think, eh?

Sure that reaction may be over-the-top, but then again, so is the majority of reaction shots in Pooh’s Adventures. SON OF A BITCH, WHAT A DUMP. This was absolutely bonkers, and I don’t even mean that in a good way. Why the hell do people like this stuff so much? How is it so appealing? They don’t appear together, so why can’t they just write fan fiction instead? It’s true what those two people said earlier: This is the embodiment of unrestrained autism. If there’s any video crossover done right, then it’s most definitely the best YouTube Poops. This? This is equally as bad as rule 34! What are we supposed to be watching? The characters overpower everything in the story, the subtitles give bad Magic Voyage flashbacks, the Toy Story clips fit the least, and the repetition springs too many ideas for a drinking game. Even if it wasn’t filmed with a camera, it’s confusing, witless and messy enough for this kind of verdict:

Editing failures: 

Dumbing down: 

Drinking games: 

Engrish: 

Irrelevance: 

Overall: 5/5

A dead-on 0/10. A cheatsy one, but a horrible one. Is it the worst, though? Well, I’ve only watched a few of these by far, so I don’t really know if it is the worst, but as far as I know, Pooh’s (family-friendly) Adventures of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is probably going to get even less if possible.