Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 3, the first part to get a dislike before I came in. And no wonder…

• 0:09 JEN: I can see that, you dumb furball.
• 0:11 JEN: Please take me with you, master…
• 0:17 Jokes? More like no time for the obvious.
• 1:24 JEN: Danger? How about you guys?
• 1:44 JEN: *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
• 1:57 WE SAW THIS IN THE FIRST PART OF THE DOUBLE FEATURE.
• 2:30 PEOPLE. LIKE. THIS.
• 3:02 I agree, Tennessee. Is this dark, or filled with glee?
• 3:24 Alright, the drinking game now goes to Piglet with a sheriff badge looking around in fear. Bottoms up!
• 3:42 JEN: I’m back! How’d your piss on Jim Henson’s corpse go?
• 3:57 While Jen suffers immense irritation from his newfound companions.
• 4:03 (And the musical number didn’t even help)

Comments:

• “Excuse me, Yakko, but is it true that you HAVE to put a variation of Tip and Dash’s song in EVERY pooh movie you make? Sorry, I didn’t mean to rude to you if was as such.”